Mulut manis

I was having a conversation with someone about his attempt trying to tackle women after so long being single.


someone: sekarang aku tak kutuk pompuan puji jer
someone: semua cantik


someone: ader improvement kan
chics: tapi dlm hati sama ke?


someone: hihih
someone: hati mengkal sikit la


chics: mana boleh
chics: hati kene sama dgn apa mulut cakap


someone: janji mulut maniskan siam cam pak wan
chics: buat apa macam tu
chics: kalau takde mende elok yg hati nak cakap baik diam


someone: ambik hati
chics: buat apa nak amik hati
chics: tak payahla


someone: kalu tak org cakap kurang ajar
someone: nak tak nak kena la puji


chics: tak payahla cakap
chics: diam je la
chics: ahh buat apa puji tak ikhlas


Honestly, smart women doesn't want to be showered with kata-kata pujian all the time. I mean perempaun bukan bodoh ok [okla maybe some are born stupid] but they all realised they are still berpijak di bumi yang nyata.


And whats up with mengucapkan kata-kata manis? Heve been in a siuation where you berjalan berkawan-kawan and bump onto another friend with a baby and everyone went alaaa cutenye anak-kau thingy, which you don't understand why such act?


After that you asked told them they must really like babies but only some did the rest is just doing it because it was the right thing to do.


You just do it because it is only right to do or else kau akan dialianted kan.


Dan orang-orang yaang berperangai seperti bagaimana dia rasa akan tidak disukai dan di cap sombong. Apa kau ingat kau chantek?Hah?


No, I did not say I never done that. I think I pernah but now if I did that my face will surely be senget dan dalam hati sangatlah benci disuruh buat begitu.


Like have to salam dan senyum-senyum buatkan air macik yang suke ngumpat mak bapak kau dan ngumpat kau dan kucing-kucing kau skali. Kalau tak buat nanti mak cubit.


Nampaknya menjadi diri sendiri adalah hina dan keji dari menjadi ass kisser.
Atau memang sifat semula jadi adalah ass kisser?