Burger

Two days ago I have the urge to eat burger tepi jalan. Since I was in section 2, I decided to buy the one in front of the seven eleven since it was the nearest to my car. There were 3 people working at the stall, one is frying the burger, the other one is the one who prepare the bread and the third one a blonde haired guy, seemed to helped with other stuff.

I am very cerewet when it comes to food. My ideal burger would be a chicken burger wrapped with egg or chicken special with extra mayo and just a little bit of sauce. If things go wrong I will be really upset. I don't like it when they put too much chilli sauce because it will spoil the taste and it will make the bread soggy especially when they use cap tiga ayam chilli sauce.

So I told the guy who prepare the bread "ayam special satu, extra mayo, sos sikit". That time he nodded and after that start talking to some of his friends yang seemed to melepak there. One question, kenapa orang suke melepak atas motor tepi kedai burger? Tidakkah mereka tahu ia satu perbuatan keji sebab aku susah nak beli burger setelah motor itu memblock jalanku?

I had to wait for a while since there were some customers also waiting for their order. Few minutes after that the guy asked "Nak burger daging tadi kan?"

Ayam, I said. He said ohh and continue doing his work.

Finally after few more minutes waiting, I had my burger and headed home. On my way home, I noticed there’s another gerai burger at the end of the road but no one seemed to buy burgers from them. Kesian, I thought. Takpe lain kali aku beli kat kedai tula.

Did I have my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

No, he made me chicken burger [no egg] with less mayo and less chilli sauce instead. Aku benci betulla. Tak apa, aku fikir lagi.Lain kali beli dekat gerai yang lagi satu tu.

So yesterday, I feel like eating burger again, this time I went to the other gerai. Gerai yang dari jauh nampak malap dan takde orang tapi sebenanye dekat belakang tu ada jugak orang melepak atas motor dalam gelap. Semua lelaki ada sorang perempuan. Perempaun itu nampaknya bangga dikelilingi lelaki-lelaki berambut gonjeng ditempat gelap. Di bersuara agak kuat dan nyaring agar didengari orang ramai.

The stall have two workers, both of them looked like as if either they are still schooling or just finish school tapi budak yang masak burger itu agak jambu membuatku agak gugup[haha].

"Burger ayam special satu, mayonis extra, sos sikit ye" I ordered and he replied by just giving me a look and continue talking with his friends while his tangan menggoreng burger.

"Kau tinggal sinila malam ni". A guy who prepared the bread talked to the girl and the girl asked the guy to asked her 'abang' first. The 'abang' said "nenek kau!". Them all of them laughed. Oh no, adakah aku sudah terbeli burger dari mat rempit dan minah rempitnya?

I then repeat my order, because I am not sure if the guy heard me the first time. He then repeated my order to the guy who prepare my bread.

So, did I finally get my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

The first thing when I open the polystyrene case, I saw that the bread was already soggy ditenggelami sos. And I had to eat it dengan mulut aku penuh bersememeh dan jatuh jatuh atas baju aku.

Susah sangat ke nak dengar arahan?

Hendak sahaja aku teruskan makian disini, tapi nanti orang cakap aku anti bangsa sendiri but then, kalau ye nak pon nak mencari rezeki yang halal, kau buat dengan ikhlas boleh tak?

Haihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Excuse me if you just don't get it, but I take my food seriously.

Apakah?

Meen called me lepas dah dekat setahun aku tak cakap dengan dia. Not that we didn't contact each other but asal call je mesti salah time. She called me on Friday but I was about to have my exam. Dahla cakap dengan minah ni kalau tak lebih 2 jam tak sah. Macamanala aku nak terus layan dia cakap?


But can you believe that I've known her for 4 years but I never really meet her? Honestly aku dah tak ingat kat mana aku jumpa dia ok. Tiba-tiba out of the blue she called and when I asked how did we met she said " At the club, kau tak ingat ke? Zaman-zaman gelap itu". Seriously aku tak ingat ok. But yeah, we became friends after that.


As usual we bitch about life and mostly about pengote and men. Then she suddenly asked me


Meen: Chics, kalau katalahkan kau ada boyfriend tau. Dia hemsem, baik caring tiba-tiba satu hari kau kantoi dia comolot dengan lelaki apa kau nak buat?
Chics: Hmm.. Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..Sedihla kot, tapi aku rasa aku tatau nak marah ke tak?


Meen: Tula kannnn,tatau nak marah ke tak kan. Nak kata jeles, apa jadahnye nak jeles dengan lelaki?Kalau perempaun bolehla aku tamparkan muka dia..kalau lelaki?
Chics: Itula, tapi keji sial
Meen:Habis tu macamanala?


Honestly I don't know how would I react. Kalaulah kantoi comolot dengan pompuan comfirm I would go beserk tapi dengan lelaki..mungkinkah aku akan terkulat-kulat saja dan menyesali diri atas apa yang terjadi?


What will you do if that happen to you?

Open house keirun

Keirun hold an open house session at her place last saturday. It was great, the rendang was pedas which made my day eventhough tak sedar diri ceret.

Gambar wajib sebelum memulakan perjalanan.



My two tetek


Miss vain October 2007


4 tetek


5 tetek

Anyway, Nik came and we played her famous 'permainan-meneka-jantina-dan-berapa-banyak-anak-kau-dapat'. Well, I used to play that game too when I was small and maybe yew bunnies also pernah. You tied a gold ring[yellow please] with a strand of benang and you dip it three times and wait for it to show you the sign. Kalau dia straight anak lelaki, kalau bulat bulat anak perempaun. Haha ridiculous tapi macam terlayan. Keji


Tapi benang kat rumah keirun tah mana-mana so we decied to use our own hair.Tapi aku tak main chop, the idea of having someone in your belly adalah scary dan memikirkan tentangnya ataupun berangan adalah scary juga, Jadi aku tolong tilikkan aja.

Nik bermuka eager



Cabut rambut Nik



Mari sini aku buatkan



Haaa anak lelaki![keji keji]



Chics mata stim sebab kenyang gila

Minggu depan ada 2 lagi open house. Cepatttt siapa lagi yang nak buat open house, baik ngaku.

Bibik baru

I have a new bibik. Not me actually, more like my mom. This time the bibik is staying with us. She is the youngest sister of my nenek's bibik and she pleaded my mom to take her. Because she didn't want to follow her husband to go back to Indonesia. Don't ask me why, I am not that nosy.


Since I was so busy I did not cook and let my mum cook. Lagipun mak aku masak lagi sedap so baik dia jelah yang masak. Today she fasted and the only food left was kari ikan semalam. I hate kari ikan, therefore I choose to go to tesco to get some sushi. Gila kejikan nak makan sushi kene pegi Tesco tapi janji ade belasah jela.


Tapi dekat Tesco I saw this tinned pasta sauce and tiba-tiba tekakku gatal nak masak pasta. Yes I can make the sauce tapi malas dan membazir masa dan tenaga, lagipon aku sorang je nak makan, malam karang mak nak masak sup ikan. I left Tesco with sushi and mushroom pasta sauce in my hand.


Dah namanya aku buruk lantakkan, sampai-sampai rumah terus balun sushi and I start chopping some brown mushroom to add to the pasta. That time bibik tengah nak pasang langsir.


"Kak mari sini". She called me kakak and she called my brother abang. Getik menusuk ke kalbu.


Me: Apa bik?
Bibik: Perempuan kalau kawen, kene tahu masak.[kenapala orang suka cakap pasal bende ni?]
Me: Yela orang masakla ni.


Bibik: Bukan masak itu, masaknya betul-betul. Masak nasi, masak lauk.
Me: Ala takpe, saya tahu masakla bik
Bibik: Habis tu kenapa tak masak betul-betul?


Me: Sebaba saya malas hehe
Bibik: ASTAGFIRULLAHALAZIM


Agak nak terjatuhla dia kan dari pemasangan langsir.


Then I continued cooking and later she went inside the kitchen

Bibik: Kenapa masak sedikit?
Me: Saya sorang je nak makan. Nanti kalau saya tiba-tiba kawen, kalau suami saya nak makan, dia masakla sendiri.


Bibik:ALLAHUAKBAR!


Welcome to my house bibik. Tak lama lagi pasti otak bibik akan berleleh nanah.

The Starter Wife

Two days ago I woke up and found one sms in my mailbox.

" Aku dah nak kene balik Miri. Suckslah :(. [some other stuff bla..bla]". From Yip. I forgot his flight was on the morning.Boleh tak aku macam sedih baca sms tu? Had a good time lepak dua malam berturut2 lepas dah berapa bulan tak melepak macam besok takde keje nak buat.


Tak sempat nak pegi heritage row sambil mengweed


Anyway,it rained last night and I thought I would be able to sleep. Before doing that I thought would be a good idea if I went to get some drink first. Dah minum air gatal nak tengok tvla pulak kan. And then is when I terswitched to hallmark channel yang semasa itu menyanagkan "the starter wife".


Now someone suggested that I might like that series and he is right. I did. A lot.

It starred Debra Messing as Molly Kagan who then was a wife to a hollywood movie studio only later stepped down as the started wife when her husband asked for divorce.


I am not going to tell you everything sebab aku pemalas so why not go to their website and check it out yourself. Oh, while you are there, why not check out the "whack you ex" game dimana anda boleh mengupload gamba ex anda dan memukulnya dengan menggunakan banyak equipment wanita seperti handphone dan high heels. I like!!


So what do I like about this series? Entah mostly because you can connect it with yourself dikalangan character character yang ada and oh debra messing adalah kelakar dan sedikit menggelupur. Dan ade sedikit unsur saiko perempuan type.


And oh, she look disaster, macam aku gak bila lepas break which i like also. Hehe.


If you want to catch it, tune to hallmark channel on sunday 9 pm, repeat on tuesday the same time.


Aku suke jelakan tengok cerita ni tapi kalau dah banyak season macam desperate housewives rasa menyampah pulak.


At least I have something to look up for now.
Gila loser sial bunyik aku.

Frog song

I have experiencing some trouble to sleep for the past few months. You can see the result shown around my eyes, two dark circle happily circling singing yeay yeay chics dah jadi panda.

I even come to the extent to serenade myself to sleep by letting the mp3 intrude the night with endon songs. Dari Dewa ke Kerispatih, semua dipasang. Nak kata aku lena tak jugakla sebab sebukla pulakkan aku nak nyanyi sekali dengan lagu tu bukannya nak tido. If I shut it down, I will start to think about something else pulak.

For example, agak-agak, ade ke hantu bawah katil aku? Tak pon, kalaula dapat 1 juta, apa nak buat? And all sort of craps. But most of the time I will think about things that are bugging me. Not that I not try to ignore them but somehowkan bila aku ala-ala nak tido tido ayam, mesti terjaga balik.

No, please don't tell me to basuh kaki and what not. As if aku tak taula kan nak buat bende camtu.

More than usual I find myself doing 2 things in order to make me doze off. Yelah kalau dah kol 4/5 pagi tak tido, memang sengallakan. Kepala dah berat, mata dah letih tapi tak mau tido.

One. I will start counting the sheep. No kidding ok. I imagine satu persatu sheep lompat pagar and lastly kene karan. Siapa main 7 sins dia taula.

Two, I will imagine I am in a place that can bring me serenity. Usually, Sanur beach where I stayed in Bali. Tatau apsal but these two things will eventually make me sleep.

But last night it was different. It rained and was cold. My eyes are tired and so does my head. Apa taknya, aku puasa tapi masa kelas takde break pulak. Minum air suam jelakan, kol 9 baru dapat makan. Gila otak aku mencair nanah ok.

So, I lay down on the bed and try to close my eyes. Kenot also.

Pusing kiri nampak MJ jilat bulu. I put my hand between her tummy and she licked it dengan penuh kasih sayang. Macam dia tau tau je aku dahagakan kasih sayang. Genius betul kucing aku ni.

Then I heard the "tik tik" sound. Hujan slow slow. Followed by "Onggg ongg", katak.

I smiled. I don't know why I feel safe.

No hantu can kacau me because MJ is holding me [padahal aku yang letak tangan] and no noise can be heard in my head because I am busy listening to the frog and the rain sound.

I fall asleep not too long. Long, deep uninterrupted sleep.

I tired to seek for comfort that can help me to sleep, less that I know the answer lies in simple things yet neglected and thought as unimportant.

Tapi kalau ada orang tido sekali yang berlainan jantina, tu memang comfort tak ingatla kan. Hehe

Jerawat stress

In case you are wondering I manage to cross all item in my buka puasa list. Yeay


And in case you are wondering, I am still not a free person, ada exam lagi and nak hantar term paper lagi which is sangat taik. I am having syndrome malas amat sangat which later menyebabkan aku stress sebab banyak gila kerja tak siap.


And please..pleaseeeeeeeeee when the status on my ym is busy please leave me alone unless kalau aku tegur kau. I did not put the bz sign saja-saja ok. Plus, stop telling me how hot you are [in a subtle way] because there are lots of girls running after you, how cool you are and other stuff which obviously not what I want to hear right now.


Or maybe not to hear at all.


I have zits on ym forehead and it's really freaking me out. Dah lama aku tak berjerawat dekat dahi besar-besar and my hair really look like a shit and I don't want to mention my bloated stomach.


Not to mention gazzilionth of things on my mind that keep screaming to me the first thing when I wake up in the morning.


Not that I didn't do anything about it tapi they are always obstacles ok.


Sometimes I feel like shutting down everything.


Ok, I feel like crying now. So tata

Worth the wait

I met Yip the other day, he was in Shah Alam for his vacation.

We headed to Hartamas Square since it was already 12.30 am and no other shops were available. Dan aku kol 12 ke atas jela baru free kan.

"Kau bila nak carikan aku awek ni?" He ordered iced and I ordered air suam [kecoh sial aku, pegi hartamas pon nak order air suam].

"Hotak kau, kau ingat aku ni ibu ayam ke nak carikan kau awek. Apsalla orang suke Tanya aku soalan tu ha?"

Seriously don't ask me that question. Playing cupid is not what I favour.

If you remembered, I had written that he was not available. Well, Yip adalah seorang manusia yang complicated, senang cerita status dia it's complicatedlah. He's like macam available tapi tak available. But if he opted to be with someone new, that would not be a problem. It's like he's in the middle of a relationship and out of relationship.

"Ala kau sabarla, nanti adela tu"

"Bila? Aku dah penat tunggu ni. Bila masa nak tackle awek kalau selalu off shore"

I may don't know much about life but one thing I learn after a series of many heartbreak, love needs time and patience.

"Tunggu jela, sampai masanya nanti kau akan jumpa gak orang tu. And I am sure by that time, she will worth the wait"

"Ah butohla" Excuse him, hobinya adalah mencarut di setiap ayat. Anda pasti akan terpesona dengan kelancaran dia mencarut walaupun dia berdarah tionghua.

Haih. Nasibla aku dah biasa dengan orang mencarut ni lagipun dia tak kesah kalau aku balas dengan carutan semula.

"Takkan nak jadi macam kereta aku kot? Dua tahun aku tunggu nak beli kereta tu ok"

I saw his car and had the opportunity to ride it. Well, I have to say it's a nice ride. Yip mungkin adalah rakyat minor di negara ini yang rela tak berkereta sampailah dapat beli kereta yang dia desired. Sebelum ni, asyik aku jelakan yang ambik dia tak pon dia pinjam kereta abang die ke or tah kereta sesapelah.

"So, after two years waiting, you finally got him. Does he worth the wait?"

He looked at me, sipped his ice milo and nodded.

"So don't you think finding a soul mate is similar?"

Dan dia senyum.

Fine things in life is expensive but when you wait and work for it, it will worth the wait.

Raya

Ok. Now I will ask, although it may sound a bit basi but here it goes. How was your raya bunnies?


Mine was different.


Unlike the other raya, did not went visiting the relatives but unstead I just spend the first day of raya sleeping the whole day.Haha. Sungguh raya spirit bukan? After makan lepak kejap lepas tu tido bangun bagun dah petang and went back to Shah Alam late night.


But the food were like usual. Sedap gila and the bad thing is I realised my kain is ketat, hardly could sit comfortably without worrying adakah kain aku akan merekah?


Of course there were pictures.Tapi tak banyakla

Me and wawa bersiap-siap. Weirdly we are the only 2 yang poyo nak bermekap-mekap?



Elle and me



I am fat oredi :(



Chacha, my cousin's baby [kejikan aku yg paling tua tau, takde baby pon.hoh!]


3 sekezen



Separuh keluargo cikgu roasadah :P



Pasangan pengantin baru kasik duit raya.



Perasan gila budak-budak ni.

So basically that's it. For the first raya.


Second raya on wards, dah start pakai shorts. Hehe



Yeah.Yeah boring I know. So anything spwcial for your raya? Tangan terbakar main mercun perhaps?

For a moment

Haih. Sangat tidak boleh memblog dikala kesunyian ini.


Banyak benda tidak mengizibkan daku mencoret sepatah dua kata. Ini adalah kerana terkejar-kejar hendak pergi ke sana sini sambil mengstudy lalu pergi membuat assignment. Bateri juga sudah tinggal 20% dan charger tertinggal dirumah walaupun cream based caramel frappe maseh banyak. Bodoh, siapa punya gila yang minum ice blended di kala hujan?


Bunnies, hendaklah kiranya daku mengupload gamba akan tetapi connection starbuck adalah sangat bongok, nak connect dekat facebook pon susah. Maka esok lusa sahajalah.


Will update you with my raya story later okies? I got to go now.


BIG hug for yew bunnies.

Huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Menyeluk

Nasib baik aku tak rabun kekal selama beberapa bulan sepanjang raya.


It was around 5.30, wanted to take my wudhu' for asar. Tak sedar diri pakai baju leher v, tapi nak sangkut spek jugak. So bila time nak basuh muka sunddely the spec flew and plopped into the toilet bowl. Mind you, my boss house adalah tandas duduk ok, maybe lebih feel kot nak pangsai. Haha


Tapi kes tadi tak kelaka ok. Just imagine my spec went down the shit hole. And my power are around 1000+ for the right one and 800+ for the left one. And my eyes can't tolerate wearing contacts for long time.


Did I seluk my tangan to get the spec? Hell no. Being me, of coursela aku menangis kan sambil berjalan ke depan.


Boss: What happen? Why?
Me: Huuuuuuuuu. My spec jatuh inside your shit hole. Huuu.. I kenot seee. How to go to eat noww?
Boss: Haaaaaa?


And he laughed. Macam haram.


But then he cover his hand with some plastic and hehe did the dirty work. Sambil gelak. Aku tak kirela kau nak gelak ke apa salakan tolongla ambikkan. Selepas itu spek itu telah dibasuh dengan bersih sehingga hilang bau, warna dan rasa.


Luckily, ok! Kalau tak komfem akan merabun kekal seketika dan seluruh warga rumah akan mengcurse aku kerana telah menyebabkan jamban clog.


Semasa pukul 5.30 itu juga, adalah terasa hendak terkencing lalu pergi ke toilet dan aaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhh


Tahun ni aku kene ganti puasa 11 hari.


Hoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pressure point

Oh God. I didn't realise we are few more days to raya. Honestly, aku terkejut ok. Right now I am hearing Saloma singing some lagu raya but there is not even a raya feeling in me.


I just finish an exam today and more to come after raya. Submitted 2 papers, 3 more to go before raya and 1 more after raya. Macam taik kan?


Haven't buy a single raya stuff. No baju, no kasut, not even thread my kening for raya. I don't have time to waste ok. Nak jadi big bird masa raya pon big birdlah.


I really want to write more. I really do. And I really miss yew bunnies. Dah berapa hari aku tak menjenguk blog ni but I am in a very time demanding period so I have to cut this short.


In case I won't be able to blog again before Raya, I will take this opportunity to wish my Muslim bunnies selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin and to my non-muslim bunnies, hehe i can join u guys eating diwaktu siang after this :P


With lots of love, tata.

Saiko

Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Hujan pulak. Orang baru nak merantau ke bazar ramadhan kj sebab nak carik air kathira. Ueghhhhhhhhhhhh.Dahla ada orang janji nak buka puase dengan kite kensel.


Lepas tu ada exam lagi. Tangan dah lebam dah buat notes, rambut pon dah kusut masai sebab tak sempat nak sikat.


Lepas tu tekak perit sebab asyik batuk je.

Apa ni, kenapa rasa sungguh tak disayangi ini?

Bencilah.


Nasib baik mak masak mihun dengan samba tolo.
Saayang mak :)

Otak berleleh nanah

I'm in a deep shit. A very deep shit.


6 paperworks to be done, 4 to be submitted next week. I already made my schedule to complete them in time.


Tapi tadi tiba-tiba ada seorang lecturer ni sukati cakap "Ok, I would like to bring foward your exam to this weekend".


The paper was supposed to be next Wednesday, tetibe mecam nak buat sabtu ni pulakkan and aku pulak macam tak tahu apa yang dia ajarkan.


Tak ke aku nak terkencet disitu?



That's itlah!


Facebook ke, friendster ke, human pet ke, all have to wait.


Don't hope for me to poke you back that frequent anymore and while I am gone, do not steal my pets.I repeat do not steal my pets.

Jika tidak aku pasti akan marah.


Oklah, orang dahla demam ni, bontot melecet lagi.. dahh nak kene start blaja. Huk huk :(

Cerita seram di airport

Claire Danes is ok but I don't really dig her until I saw her in brokedown palace. That story gave me a chill. I really hope I would not get caught with drugs in my luggage masa pergi mana-mana. Sebab itulah aku eksyen, tak mau senyum senyum dekat orang.

But, you can never tell kan? I really feel sorry for Raja Munirah who is now stranded in Tokyo after the authorities found syabu in the luggage that she was carrying. Well, like the rest of the stories that we heard before, it was not hers. An Iranian guy promised her a job in Japan but when they both reached the airport the guy directed her to carry the bag which resulted her being arrested because there were drugs in it.


Sangat menakutkan.


But then again,macamana dadah tu boleh lepas from the departing place? And isn't weird when a guy offered you a high profile job in some country where the peole in that country don't speak English and you too sepatah haram tak tau cakap diorang? Plus, you are still studying in second year. Tapi yelah, who doesn't want to grab opportunity kan? Dan tak semua org suke suspicious and question people's motives like me:P



Anyway, my mum went to Jakarta last week where she brought along with her a huge empty suitcase. Why empty u asked? Sebab dia ada beli barang from saana, hari tu beli sekali dah siap semua so datang nak bawak balik jela kan. [sheesh whyla aku have to trouble myself explaining?]. So the night before she left, I helped her to pack. Ehe, sebenanye aku tengok-tengok je sambil berborak. I saw her moving some of ros kamal's stuff from the bag onto the bed. Mostly baju winter dan lukisan pelan apa tah aku tatau and some manual books. And when the bag was finally empty, she closed the bag and went to sleep.


Now, when she got back she told me something. After arriving at neneng's house in Jakarta, she opened the suitcase and to her surprise she found stacks of endon cds. Banyak giler ok , followed by some baju anddddddddddd ada satu baju busuk yang tak basuh.


Apakah maksudnya disebalik sandiwara ini semua?


Apa akan jadi kalau itu barang illegal dan emak aku tertangkap? Haruskah aku muncul di dada akhbar dengan caption "emak saya tak bersalah!". Dahla emak ku itu mcm innocent ,tatau apa-apa.


I mean, kalau yelah pon nak smuggle barang-barang tu [motif nak smuggle baju busuk?], macamana agaknye dia nak ambik barang-barang tu semua dari beg mak aku? A friend suggested that maybe bila sampai Sukaerno Hatta, ada orang pura-pura nak tolong angkatkan beg tapi lepas tu cecepat lari or ambik barang tapi silaplah ok, mak aku pon eksyen jugak. Kau jangan harapla die nak bagi kau tolong tak pepasal.


Cerita tidak habis disitu. Bila nak balik, neneng bought emak a padlock to lock the suitcase. So tadi I wanted to take something from the bag and had to search for the key sebab emak cakap beg tu kunci. Punyala lama aku carik kunci sebab emak suka hilangkan beg dia yang dis simpan kunci tu [macam aku gakla hehe] finally bila jumpa, nak bukak, the zip yg digunakan untuk di lockkan bersama second zip telah dipecahkan.


But I guess the things that my mum bought did not bring any benefit to that person so they were left untouched.


Tak macam hari tu, Ros Kamal balik Malaysia so belikan 1 katun rokok untuk aie, adik aku pon sukela kan tayah beli rokok untuk seketika, sekali bukak.....semua dah kene kebas. Satu pon tak tinggal.


Gila keji tak keji sekarang?

Screw you

At this moment I feel dizzy because of 2 reasons that shall be elaborated.


a) Screw yew desktop tower defense
b) Screw yew bloated stomach




a) Screw you desktop tower defense.


Few weeks ago, hedonistic anonymous wrote about this game. Even though I have been warned. my jari jemari yang gatal telah mengclick dimana bermulalah siri addiction. The game is simple looking without any big looking graphic yet sungguh menyetankan tetapi kiut. Yet, aku cuma mampu dapat markah 3100++ je ok. [Ayat-ayat mencarut], macamana nak menang niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.


Today, I skipped class and try to win this game yet gagal. At the end, I have a huge headache dan berasa sungguh marah.


Last resort, main cheating, carik strategy macamana nak menang game ni.


Haha, siapla kau, besok gak aku praktikkan. Malam ni tak boleh sebab dah pening.


But, I have lots of assignments to hanta next week. Tapi aku tau, selagi aku tak menang pasti tidurku takkan aman, dihantui makhluk makhluk comel yang sebenarnya syaitan itu.


So macamanala?


Screw yew desktop tower defense!



b)Screw yew bloated stomach


I think you can guess what happen.


Since our dapur is in renovation so I had to buy food for berbuka, I bought sebungkus nasi lemak lauk sambal petai + ayam berempah, pengat pisang, sotong goreng tepung which are all for me and murtabak ayam dua + cream caramel dua for emak. Minum beli air soya botol besar.


I thought, chill la dulu, lepas bula karangla aku pegi kelas. Sekali tu pulak ada orang bagi bubur lambuk kampung baru 2. Best gilala kan.


So emak and me eat dan menghabiskan makanan kami, this is when gua rasa malas gila nak pegi kelas. Berut dah kembung rasa mcm nak meletup macamana nak pegi kelas. Tapi gua takut emak gua menaga, so senyap-senyap jela. Kang dia pegi terawikh, mana dia tau. Hihi.



Malam tadi ada ANTM la plakkan so ready depan tv, dimana tiba-tiba:-

emak:na, kenapa tak pergi lagi?
me: err..errr..ala perut kembungla
emak: Ya Allah, apa nak jadi ni?
me: hihih


Emak pause.


emak: hihi, emak pon nak ikut awak memontengla malam ni.perut kembung jugak. *Lalu terus memvetokan remote tv
me: heh?


Kenapala aku tak dapat gen rajin ros kamal?:P


Ye, perut kami sungguh bloated tetapi jika anda rasa kami tidak boleh lagi makan, anda tersilap, kerana esokkkkkkkkkkk, kami akan bangun untuk bersahur di mcd pula.


Sausage mcmuffin for her and hotcakes for me!

Yeay!


updated at 5.21 a.m

Half eaten hot cakes

And so, I finally ate sahur for the first time after 10 years of choosing to sleep rather than to eat.

Aktiviti hujung minggu

Ok. I shall not write much today because I am high. Will put pictures instead.


Friday
Berbuka bersama srikandi 937 at ikea. Mati mati aku teringin nak makan gravad lax tapi ketam jugak yang ada. nasib baik setappp.


Last last makan keropok udak cicah cencaluk boleh? Tapi sedap ok.

high with food




kami suka makanan!



tidak, jangan fokus pada acong, fokuslah pada orang yang memberatur.ramai!



nikkit sangat berjaya sebagai baby sitter dan tinah sedang belajar



masih seperti dulu walaupun sudah ada adam



qaid yg super sporting



keirun, bena and chics



nikkit with qaid, eti and ijam with dhia



habby bunnies with ice cream!!



mok and tina



ye, kami makan di ikea!



merpati 2 sejoli yang gila kamera :P



pose ala ala ayu



tidak dapat menyembunyikan kegetikan yang telah dipupuk selama 5 tahun.

Sabtu
Melantak nasik lemak + sotong goreng tepung + cream caramel = gendut + high. Lalu bermain bunga api.sangat best, yo! Sila abaikan muka selekeh.

yeayy main bungapi dengan wajah comot sangat best



mula-mula



menjadi gila setelah bermain



membuat bentuk bulatttttttttt

Cacat bukan?



Sunday
Tiada gambar. Aktiviti adalah makan dengan banyak.


Menu : murtabak kambing [gila hanyir tapi i like] + pulut panggang yang semi rentung + laksa johor.


Aku tau laksa johor dia akan turn out tak sedap tapi aku beli jugak sebab ehe lelaki yang jual itu sangat kiut. tersenyum manis dan terketar-ketar ketika mengembalikan duit baki.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chentaaaaaa


Sekian.
Happy monday.