Transexual

You know, I don't really mind having gay friends. They are a good company on going to clubs and parties and also, a good shopping advisor. I mean, I don't find any problem with people who are confused about their sex preference. Suka hati dorangla kan.


Also had few encounters with pondans but not a close one. Wednesday night, I was having a conversation with a friend and he was telling me that he used to have a pondan roommate. I was like..whoa..WTF? The first thing that appeared on my mind was..did he [or was it she] try to hit on him? I asked him that q and he said..thank God no![haha]. They will only show some spark and interest to those who "subscribed" to their list [whatever that means]


Apparently his roommate was the ketua pondan of Group A, which is an elite group where the members of the group are the famous ones. Ahh, possibly these are the cheerleader type of pondan, you know yang lawa dan berpakaian ala-ala hot chicas ittew. [ oh,mental image go awayyy]. The roommate ternyata memang pondan elite when he only entertained arab guys, yang local breed punye tengok dulu ok! Anyway, they would have some sort of meeting in my friend's rooms, mostly discussing how to compete with the other group which I named them as group B. Group B was not as famous as group A possibly because they were less attractive [ha!]. The bizarre thing is, the leader of Group B was my friend classmate in school. Ape kenela dengan kawan-kawan kau nehhh?


I have seen pondan fighted before. If you think bunch of girls fighting are ugly, wait for the pondan fight. The one that I used to witness are the fight in order to merebut jantan and my friend told me his friends were fighting over jantan and er..territory. Oh, lemme tell you, mulut mereka adalah sangat laser berbanding mulut perempuan and kalau diorang bertumbuk adalah sangat ngeri!


He was telling me that nearby his house there was this lane which are full of burger stalls, approximately around 6 to 8 burger stalls all together. Some of them did subscribe to ermm..the list? So the roommate was telling my friend how he wished he could screw each and every abang burger there.Ahh..must be his ultimate dreams.But that sort of killing my friend's appetite. He was saying that the moment he bought a burger, he couldn't help picturing his roommates and that abang in erm..doggy style perhaps?


I asked him, how come he didn't get tempted at all when his roommates obviously will at least one time in a month walked topless around the house.Hee, he told me instead of getting turn on, it was simply a turn off.


Yet he stays calm and be a sport.


Anyway, this topic remind me of a teka teki which was asked to me by him


"Dalam banyak² pondan, pondan apa yang jalan lambat?"


Gile takde keje aku ni.


Happy weekends bunnies.
Make sure you enjoy yours!

AF 4

You know bunnies, my AF sickness may come soon. Last night I opted to watch AF while having dinner. Dengan penuh eager aku tengok Kaer menyanyi. Demmlah!


Anyway I was thinking. probably masuk AF is one of the nearest way for me to see Adlin Aman Ramlie. I mean, there is a possibility that he will be invited again kan?Dahla aku ni kecik dan comel, komfemlah. Haha. Tiba-tiba aku terasa keji.


The thing is, suara aku sangatlah tak sedap sampai aku sendiri pon tak sanggup nak nyanyi but hello siapa kate masuk AF suara kena sedap ok. I mean, all I have to do is berpura-pura helpless dan comel dan buat rindu-rindu mak di kampung sket [kampungla sangat].


But bunnies, if I do join AF adakah awak semua akan afundi chics?

Peserta-peserta af 4 [kriteria:vain, gigam (gila gamba) dan suke menari tak kire tempat]

More picture of srikandi futsal here. Thanks to those who came. Daniel, you really should say hello rather than watching from far. Sorry to those who came tapi aku dah balik. Aku penat sangatla, sangatlah best bertido-tido-an.


Enjoy the rest of the day bunnies.Mwah!!

Email

Received this email somewhere around Monday, last week.


Dear Sharina,


Writing this has not been easy. I started out with a very loose air. Tried to be a little funny (its the child in me that Ive been trying to kill for a very long time). But as I talked to you today, I felt what you later confirmed: that youve become immune to all attempts to interest you:) Youre indifferent, couldnt care less... harsh, blatant, as you say. Then again, maybe its just what youre trying to be. Maybe to scare off the hordes of admirers.


But maybe you also dont want people to measure and judge you. Maybe youre tired and sick with people who think theyve figured you out from your blogs and your smiles and your persona. Maybe even I am trying to understand you and you dont like it:)


I also cant help feeling somehow that Ive disappointed you. Even from last night, there was this huge pressure to perform for you, haha.


All the same, I guess I cant be sure and the only way to find out more is to stick around. And if you want to get rid of me, Im sure youll make it obvious ;)


So today at work was a funny Monday. I didnt get anything done after 12, on account of trying to chat with you. My boss wont be around for a while either, and I have a feeling Ill be seeking you out more this week. Anyway, thanks for the company, which is always
a welcome distraction. I feel so bored at work, sometimes. Tired with the routine, the politics, the people. Youre a breath of fresh, fresh air.


Ya, I know you dont like the flattery, too much sugar and words are easy to make up.


Thats the other thing too. I want you to know I do seriously find you very interesting, for reasons not very clear yet, also for obvious reasons. If I knew you wouldnt mind, Id be going overboard by now showing that. But I dont know your reactions, and so I try to be careful.


Thats as long as Ill write for now.


Really looking forward to next chats.


And I hope you havent muntah darah reading all of this :)


best,
Daniel





Nice email doesnt have to contain sugary words. Its how the expression flows and how the words being composed.


But most of how, how sincere and honest the word speaks to each other.


Simply make my day.


Happy Wednesday bunnies, hope your Wednesday will be great!

Aduh

Hello bunnies,
Missed me?No?Hah, I thought so.


Saya sangat penat + malas + mengantuk sekarang ini.
Saya adalah terseliuh pinggang dan sakit bontot juga.
Tidak, kami tidak menang tapi saya tetap gembira.


Kerja saya banyak gila hari ini, jadi saya tidak memblog berlama-lama.Harus berpura-pura bz untuk meningkatkan produktiviti.


Esok-esok aja deh.


Tolonglah urutkan pinggang saya.
Bisa ngak?

Sunday

Tiada kaitan. Hanya self-obsession seperti biasa.Haha

Weekend comes again.
This is an awaited one.

The stf futsal tournament is on this Sunday.
And somehow I'm looking forward for it.
Pelik tetapi keji.


Adalah sangat best melihat lelaki-lelaki kacak bermain [bola]
Mungkin juga ada adegan tumbuk menumbuk [mungkin tina terase nak tumbuk aku sbb tulis camni, hehe]
Wahhhh sangat best itu.


Dan bertambah best bila melihat perempuan bermain balls [bola ok!]
Malas nak elaborate lelebih. Gunakan imaginasi anda.


Anyway bunnies,
Do come beramai-ramai at rio futsal.And belilah our t-shirt sekali yeah--> Ini adalah penting ok!Juga jadilah penderma yang bijak..


Selain dari itu anda semua boleh mencuci mata.
Saya tak tahu pasal team lain, tapi team saya komfem cute-cute belaka.
Haha.


Jomm!!!!

My favourite robocop

There were packets of m&m's lying around inside our refrigerator. Giant packets of m&m's, indicating that my dad is back. I don't know why but he really loves m&m's. There was this one time when he bought couple of giant m&m's pack that he received a furry m&m's bag pack. Of course he gave it to me. It was round with m&m's logo, furry and..er..green. I was 21 that time and I couldn't believe my ears when he asked me why didn't I wear that bag, I was like..what?? Ayah!!


Well, I guess because he was not always around, he forgot the fact that his baby girl had grown up to be a woman [haha]. He still treats me like I'm still in my teenage years. He still hates those boys who I dated, hates the fact that I come home late and can't accept why I have to go out for dinner with some other guy instead of him.


Actually he was not the only one, I on the other side also tend to forget the fact that my dad gets older everyday.


My dad used to be the Robocop around the house. With his presence, everything seem to work fine. When he left the house, the bulb probably malfunctioned, the sink leaked but when he's around, walla, everything are in order. He mopped the house 4 times a day, cooked dinner sometimes and helped mom doing whatever she was doing at that time.


Now, our living room TV was being sent to the repairman so we were tv-less for about 1 week. It was such an agony not to watch anything from the idiot box. So I asked my mom whether it's ok to borrow her room's tv and locate it in the living room. She did not object and suggested me to asked my dad to bring it down since he was in the bedroom. Hollered to my dad and continued reading the newspaper [gossip section :P] until my mom said..


"Pegila tolong ayah tu, you know that he's not that well anymore"


It stroke me like a lightning. He's not that well anymore. My dad. Who is Mr.Robocop who is capable to do anything needed aided from ..me.I hurried upstairs to help him.


"Eh, ayah boleh angkat ke tak? You need my help?"
"Bolehhhh" And I saw him staggering trying to lift the TV. Yet still he tried to maintains his steps. From my eyes, he was using most of his strength.


He..used to be so strong.. For all the sudden the bruce willies impersonations seemed to vanished away. All I see was an old guy with few lines on his face. Suddenly my dad looked so old.


Older. When people gets older they'll get weaker and erm..


I spent the next 10 minutes crying alone in my room.

Network Admin itu

Hello arnab-arnab,

Network admin saya telah memblock blogger.com dan menyebabkan saya stressssss. Ini saya menaip menggunakan teknik teknik penyamaran yang tidak saya dapat ceritakan sini kerana saya takut ada spy.


Tetapi sungguh jahat si lelaki itu. Selain blogger.com, dia juga memblock fotopages, frenster dan my space. Jelas sekali die menjeles kepada saya. Sepatutnya dia tidak harus begitu kerana saya selalu memakai short skirt ke pejabat untuk menghiburkan hatinya. Apalah salahnye jika dia menghiburkan hati saya pula.


Tapi tak mengapa, dia suka lewat datang kerja dan saya telah bagi banyak surat amaran kepadanya.Hahahaha. Mungkin dia akan kene kaunseling dengans saya lepas ini.Hahahahaha.


Tetapi dia seorang cina yang hensem. Apabila dia masuk ke bilik saya, hati saya berdebar-debar. Sangat cair melihat matanya yang sepet itu.


Tetapi, barangsiapa yang keji, tetap akan direjam dengan surat amaran regardless sekiut mana pun orang itu.


HAHA.


Sekian.

Check me uppppp

The last time I get my medical check up done was during my degree admission. And yesterday I went for another one. Hah, tedious but..I didn't have any choice, didn't I?


The nurse put me on the weighing scale and I wanted to tell her that actually I gained weight compared to last time when I saw her wrinkling her nose. Probably she was saying "too skinny" but I was upset when she read the height reading out loud. Now I wish I played on the monkey bar more often. haha


The funny part was when she asked me to take off my specs and read those alphabetical thingy. Komfemla first line dah kantoi. With 750 for left and 800 for right eyes, who was she kidding. But then when the doctor examined my pupils I began to get worried.


"When was the last time you visit a specialist?"


Ah sudah. Adakah aku akan menjadi buta? Sheesh.Drama..drama.


Doctor: When was the last time you had your menses?* checking my blood pressure*
Me: Ermm..2 weeks ago?
Doctor: Ah, are you married ?* She looked deeply into my eyes*
Me: No?* At this point I was itching to ask:am i pregnant?haha*
Doctor: Have you ever went for breast cancer check up?
Me: Ehe i dunno how to do thatla.


At this point, her eyes were beaming [or issit just my imagination?]


Doctor: Ok, lay down and unhook your bra now.
Me: Ha?
Doctor: Now, don't me ashamed.


Ashamed? I'm so not ok. I'm just nervous having the thought a pretty doctor will be touching my breast. Never had any Singh touching my breast before. Haha


No,shall not elaborate on that. Next


Next it's time to do the blood test. I told the doctor that I detest needle. Gently she told me to relax and threw a sweet smile. At this point I was tempted to know whether she's still single or a tleast interested in girls.Haha. Anyway, she told me not to look but I look anyway. The idea seeing my blood being sucked to the injection space was intriguing. Captivating. I then asked her whay the hell did she need my blood for since you know, I am lacking of blood cells on my own. She explained bits by bits


Interesting.Kenapa aku tak penah terpikir nak ngorat dokter sebelum ni?


Anyway, the result will be out soon. She told me to give her a call in case I want further explaination.


See, that's how a doctor should be. Gentle and interested in dealing with human being.


If I were to becoma a doctor..tsk..

Dietician says

Vendetta toast and baked beans. Highly recommended and taught by Mr.Dietician.

So. Had a futsal match last week and we won. Ha, but that's not the point. What I want to tell you guys is actually the darling teteks said that my bontot are regaining their old looks.Haha!


Ok.Ok.So I excitedly told my dietician when he did his routine progress checking up on me [macam ade tak kene je dgn ayat ni but abaikan k].


Me:Ey, my friends said that my bontot are regaining their old look .[haha]
Dietician: Heeee.Good.Good *At this point he must felt unconfortable with the extra info I gave him.
Me: Hehe
Dietician: So tell me, when was the last time u had your ciggie? Was it more than 10 days now?
Me: I guess. I didn't count anymore.But susah ok, when people around you smoke.
Dietician: Good progress. Anyway, do you have friends who smoke but their bf or husband doesn't?
Me: Yeah, sure

Dietician: * Sigh* Tak sayang bini lansungla.
Me: Ey, they are just being a sport ok.
Dietician:Sporting ape camtu. Penatnye nak ngorat mase blom dapat, dah dapat penatnye kumpul duit nak kawin, penatnye kawin.Tapi lepas kawin tiba-tiba wife dia mati sebab isap rokok banyak sangat.Tak ke bangang tu?

Me: Hey, banyak sebab boleh mati ok?
Dietician: Yes, I know. Do you know that woman have lots of cancer themself? Kenapa nak tambah lagi?*He went rambling using medical terms yg I oso dunno how to say*
Me: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, apsal marah i ni.I kan dah benti??
Dietician: Opss.Hehe


Anyway, what he said make sense and I hate him for that. I hate when people use logic against me.


Sebab komfela aku taleh menangnyer.


Anyway, Mr.Dietician, you are forgiven since the vendetta toast that you recomended was really yummy.:P


Ok, back to you bunnies.


ENJOY YOUR MONDAY![Hope the caps help!]

Kaka, lu sutah kena!

I don't usually entertain door-to-door salesperson. They just make my blood go upstairs, you know.?


So when that abeng knocked my door I pretend not to hear it but the idiot box was shouting out loud which made he knocked louder. Sigh. In my-oh-so-keji tutti fruitti shorts I walked toward the door, slothful.


Abeng: Kaka. Sini saya mahu celita sikit.


I threw my sengihan keji and was thinking to pull my mum's trick which is berlakon as orang gaji but my bahasa indonesia was kinda rusty.


Me:Tamaula, malas mau denga crite you.
Abeng:Sapa ala lumah?
Me: Saya jelaa..tamau denga la bengg, lu kasi balikla, i mau tido.
Abeng: Saya bukan mau jual balang punya, samau [saya mau] buat survey la kaka.[kaka?kau ni India ke cina?]


I wanted to just ignore but seeing his sweaty face, I chose to listen to his craps. Actually I didn't know what the hell was he talking about because his bahasa was very bad which force me to nod while sengih-sengih up to the point where he passed me a coupon. I was instructed to write my name and my ic and some details. Then he asked to tear the coupon to reveal something inside so I did. Suddenly he acted like beruk kene belacan and was talking too fast.


Abeng:Kaka!!Kaka!!Lu sutah kena!
Me: Aaa?


I can't manage what the crap he was talking about after that but suddenly he said something about appearing in a newspaper while pulling out a newspaper cutting with pictures of people receiving gifts.


Abeng: Kaka, lu kesahka masuk sulatkaba?
Me: Ha?


Jangan kata masuk suratkaba, masuk tv pon aku tak kisah ok [haha]. But then as he dialed his handphone and talked to the boss I suddenly realized that I was wearing my tutti-frutti short and my hair was in a total disaster.Plus, takkan aku nak masuk sokabar dengan takde kening? And, hello, this is obviously a scam [ in my opinionla].The major thing is, if it's happen to be true, hah, am not going to been like that in the newspaper.


Abeng: Taniahla kaka, lu sutah menang hadiah besa. Sikijap nanti crew saya latang, kaka sila bawa meja kecik kelua.
Me: Ey, I tanakla masuk paper, ni mak I tade kat rumah ni.Tak boleh kasi org amik-amik gamba


He frowned. Helplessly shoving the newspaper cutting to my face.


Abeng: Tapi lu menang hadia besa kaka!!
Me: Takpela, tamaulaaa.Sorry ho.
Abeng:Saya mau kasi hadiah pon u tamau ka?
Me: Tamau.
Abeng:Lu suka hatilah!


Exasperatedly, he gathered his things and walked away. Now I was thinking, that was definitely a scam. I mean, he let go that easy. As if he's so used to it, like a routine.


Plus, what's the story morning glory, big electrical companies wanting to give away big gifts such as cars, plasma tvs just like that?


Nasib baik aku bijak.
Hoh!


Enjoy your weekends bunnies.
Use your brain wisely.


haha

Lovers & haters

Hello bunnies. You know, the old saying "rambut sama hitam, hati lain-lain" is quite true. Not quite but very truela. Especially nowadays where we have all sorts of hair colours which rooting for more headache. Hehe.


It's like..when you meet someone and begin to get closer with that person, suddenly in a snap you don't know who they are anymore or perhaps their intention towards you suddenly can be questioned. Because you know, words are just words.


Anybody can say "I love you" but not everyone mean it. You see, there are many types of lover out there.

True lover
- The one who will always be there for you sunshine or rain. The one who loves you unconditionally, no question asked. Kau buruk ke kau busuk ke..dia sayang jugak. Ohh chentaaaa


Happy Hour Lover
- Will only be available during happy hour. Mase pegi party ke mase pergi huha huha memangla die lover yang sangat best. Tetapi apa bila tiba masa nak merengek-rengek sebab period pain or kene marah dengan boss kat ofis lover jenis ini akan memberi tindakbalas reaksi yang kurang memberansangkan seperti "ala, you boleh tak jangan bising-bising.I pon penat jugak" or "iye? sian..". Seres rase nak lempang.


Part time Lover
- Well like the name it self, lover ini di ambil sambil lewa sahaja. Sekiranya bofren atau gefren anda sebenar bz little bunny, bolehla menekan telefon dan mendail nombor part time lover anda itu. Selalunya kepada lover jenis ini, no money back guarantee which means tiada harapan yang terlalu tinggi diberikan.


Trophy Lover
- Yeah, itulah tujuan hidup apabila mendapat gorgeous looking partner. Adalah sangat best kerana anda boleh mengheret lover ini kesana kemari kerana fizikal mereka. Mestilah bestkan, being seen with someone hot. But yeah, trophy lover adalah hanya untuk suka-suka sahaja. Jadi sila jangan berdoa hari-hari supaya anda menjadi georgeous ataupun kacak menawan. Nanti hanya akan menjadi for display only.


Biscuit Lover
- The type that sometimes when MIA secara rawak. This type of lover is very hard to understand. Nak kata ada lover macam takde tapi nak kata takde sebenanye ada. Well, what you have to do is..take a deep breath and bersabarlah banyak-banyak okess.


Ad-hoc Lover
- Quite similar to part time lover. It just that part lover will always be part time lover but ad hoc lover can be in between lover and friends. You know, sebenanye adalah kawan tetapi apabila pergi ke sesetengah ocassion dia menjadi lover. Usually ad-hoc lover adalah sangat best because they know how to play the part well. Possibly ah-hoc lovers adalah tergolong dalam golongan orang yang romantik dan berpenampilan menarik. And the best thing is, they know when to draw the line.No emotional element involved.


Sex Lover
- Hanya untuk tujuan memuaskan nafsu. Hanya akan bercakap perkataan cinta semasa di atas ranjang. Semasa waktu lain lover jenis ini selalunya adalah single. Usually they come with sugar coated tongue. Behati-hati jika anda menjadi mangsa, anda mungkin akan mendapat kencing manis.


Me Lover
- Selfish. The world only revolved around them but on occasion they are in the state of denial. They would put much effort for a relationship. Kalau aku suka aku buatla, kalau aku rasa tak best orang lain pegila mati.Why should I get myself into trouble.Anyway, love is just a feeling.Tapi if other party want to give, hey open arms baby!


Asal Ada Lover
- Ah tak kesahla sape-sape pon, asal aku ade bofren/gefren. Belasah ajelaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Tak suka nanti blahla, bukan susah, ye tak?



Gillete Lover
- Sharp razor blade lover. Will scrape you till your last blood. Their dictions revolved around Prada, Hermes, Hugo Boss or Milan. Dulu masa kecik-kecik suke makan siput sedut tapi bila dah besar tiba-tiba this type of lover lebih suka makan jenis jenis siput yang lebih exotic tetapi keji seperti escargot [tapi escargot mmg sedap ok] dan terus tak ngaku suka makan siput sedut. This type of lover, uhhh..if you fulfill their wish they will give you everything but when you have nothing to offer, "sorryla ok, I dun think we are suitable for each other"


Foolish lover
- The type who knows they are a fool but still playing along. Usually this type, they can't live without love. They know that the other person is Happy Hour Lover, Part Time Lover, Biscuit Lover, Trophy Lover, Gillette Lover or Sex Lover but still they want to hang on. Kesian kan?Tsk.


Demm, adalah sudah terpanjang. Anyway...happy lovers day bunnies [haha, sukatiiiiiiiii]

Lapa

Yeay, I finally got the song that I've been wanting so much. Thanks to naz for the song [nanti kite sushi feast ok] and to mr gloomylicious for the lyrics. You both adalah rawk okessss.

Shannon Noll - Shine

Music Video Codes at
MySpace
ToolBox

So, what's up with me and the song? Well, that song just lift up my spirit. It's like a cheer song for chics. Especially on my way to the office. Kalau denga lagu itu, komfemlah akan berhenti beli breakfast kerana bersemangat dan akan berYM dengan rakan-rakan dengan penuh semangat. Haha.


Anyway, there's so many reason to be happy.

1. I gain 4 kilos in less than 2 weeks. I am now 39 kg [kire okla tu kan compare to 35 kg]. Haha, fret not, will begetting my bontot back. Ida, lepas ni kau tak boleh dah gelakkan suar aku besa. Nway, thanks to my personal dietician yang sangatla caring dan penuh kasih sayang di dalam memberi khidmat nasihat.




2. 
   Baskin + hersheys =orgasm berganda.Uhhhh.




3. Jerawat dalam hidung telah tiada. Maka bernafaslah seperti biasa.




4. My hair is getting longer and epy cakap rambutku adalah lawa [itu pon selepas die memuji rambutnya, sungguh keji epy itu].




5. I am nicotine free. I don't likeeeeeeeeeee.




6. I found my passport. Thank God!!




7. Epy forwarded me Jem and the hologram's videoclip. Sangatla best ok




8. Tidak lama lagi saya akan menjadi Gwen Stefani. Ok, I know that I said that like 10 times but tolongla pecaya kali ini,ok?




9. I have lots of crap talking friends on ym and question of the day: Why cold season countries still sell ice cream even it is freezing cold?Courtesy of Saiful [tgk i begi credit dekat u okkkkkkkkkk, mana ice cream i?:P]




10. Fahimi suda mahu balik.Marila kite berpoye.Sekian




11. I love him.I loveeeeeeeeeeeee him!!

Nway, happy wednesday bunnies [sukati aku je kan nak letak happy apa pon.]

Mundane Monday

Hello bunnies,
How was your weekend?Hope it was good.


Mine was a bit tiring but still great.
Two things that bothers me..

1. I can't find the title for this song "get up,get up and lift your head...bla..bla..this is the time, this is the day that you've been waiting for the whole world..bla..bla.." I just can't recall the whole lyrics and it's stressing me out.Tertekan ok, tak puas hati,bleh? Siapa tau lagu apa tu?Tolongla bagitau aku.
   



2. I have a jerawat di dalam hidung.Wahhh!!Sangatla sakitnye okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Dan terase nak tekan, tapi bile nak tekan terasa nak nangis + nak kencing.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
   

The rest is ok, besides my gastritis.


See my point to day is to cheer you up bunnies but somehow it seemed the other way around.Sorry hu


Anywaysssssssssssssssssssssssss, have a jolly Monday.
Muah muah

Siapa bofren She ra?

Date: 9 Match 06
Venue:Office, reviewing the EPH (supposedly)
Topic: Who is She-ra's boyfriend?



epy: aku suka she ra
chics: she ra..aku suke jugak..tu bukan gefren he man ke?
epy: aku rasa bukan la..
epy: itu gf hero thundercat
epy: sape la nama?
epy: aku lupa..
chics: ye ke tapi he man selalu je ade dlm cite she ra
epy: hehe
chics: takpe nanti aku tanye kat blog
epy: aku rasa kan..
epy: dorang culik gf hero thundercat
epy: jadi gf he man kot..
chics: ye ke
chics: she ra tu gf thunder cats?
epy: yer la..
epy: aku ingat la
epy: siap gado ngan kezen aku lagi nak jadi she ra
chics: hahahahahhaha
chics: bodow


Babe, kau memang comel ok. I leviu lah!!
Bila kita mahu berdansa dan berpoye-poye lagi?


Anyway, that's not my point. Apa yang menjadi curiosity kepada aku ialah...
Siapa sebenanye bofren She-ra? He man ke ketua thundercat tu?(lion- o ke ape tah nama die). Selagi tidak mendapat akan jawapan itu, saya tidak keruan hendak membuat kerja.

She ra yang playgirl?

Semangat inkuiri adalah sangat tinggi.


Kalaulah boss aku tau apa kerja ku di opis.Hehe.


Anyway, happy weekends bunnies!
Any plan?

Postulates

Katik: So kau jumpa die, die hensem lagi tak?
Me: Sangat hensem. Demmit!!
Katik: Dahla dulu die memang hensem.Sekarang sgt hensem tapi hanya menjadi kawan-kawan menghisap rokok* kau. Sungguh wasted!


Katik, I beg to differ. It is not a waste coz according to some research being done by two cendiakiawan namely nikkit and chics [haha], they managed to find some exciting conclusions. The theory was also supported by two love birds bulat and tina.[bulat jgn marah aku psl aku quote nama kau]


Relationship between:-

a) Ugly man and beautiful woman-
Will last long and probably will lead to marriage. Why? Coz the ugly guy will treasure the beautiful woman he has. I mean, how can that woman fall for him at the first place.But yeah, ada jugakla lelaki tak hensem tapi dapat awek cun tak reti appreciate. I let you guys do the swearing.


b) Good looking man and ugly woman -
Aku series respect lelaki camni. And to melah, when a guy truly love someone especially when the other person is not attractive, ahah, the guy is very sincere enough. Like, he loves her for who she is and what she has inside. I memang sukelah orang macam gini.A keeper.



c) Ugly man and ugly woman-
Aku rasa takde orang rasa interested nak tau.Next


d) Good looking man and beautiful woman-
People will said, they look so perfect together. Truly meant for each other.Bla..bla..Kata-kata hikmat dari mereka,lupakan.Two words for this type of couple. Kehancuran, disaster.



Quotes from our cendiakiawan:-
" Hoh. Macam ni aku kene mula terima kenyataan yang husband aku merupakan seorang lelaki buruk.Kesian anak aku ."- Nikkit



"Hah, aku kene terima kenyataan, yang semua relationship aku akan berakhir dengan disaster."-Chics


Haha.


Obviously, those postulates came out from denial sources.

Keji!





*sudah empat hari saya tidak hisap rokok, tolonglah saya.

Warkah untuk judd

Kehadapan saudara judd yang selalu diingati,
Bagaimanakah keadaan saudara di sana? Saya harap kedatangan warkah ini tidak menggangu emosi saudara.


Tujuan saya menitipkan warkah ini adalah untuk memberitahu saudara bahawa kiriman-kiriman saudara telah selamat saya terima.


Videoclip porn telah pun selemat saya layarkan di nokia mutimedia viewer. Namun begitu saya masih meneka-neka tujuan saudara menghantar layaran-layaran tersebut. Dalam pada saya meneka-neka, sempat juga saya melihat cereka pendek najwa ampang. Iskh..iskhh..kasihan si najwa itu, pasti sekarang die berasa malu dan ingin membuat pembedahan buah dada supaya orang tidak mengenalinya.Akan tetapi, sedikit gundah kerana tidak dapat membuka sisipan dari singapura yang telah pun di keluarkan di akhbar tempatan. Tidak mengapa, jika tidak dipecahkan ruyung, manakan dapat sagunya. Usaha ialah kuncinya.Fahamilah saya bahawa saudara memang rakan porn yang sejati.



Tetapi, apa yang betul-betul menggetarkan jiwa ialah membaca sisipan yang saudara tampalkan ..


To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said "I miss you"?


I see your picture.I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


Miss you.


Beserta lagunya sekali. Juga bersama-sama beberapa lagu ynag boleh merobek-robek perasaan. Apakah tujuan saudara berbuat demikian? Untuk mengembalikan kenangan silam? Untuk membina sumur di ladang? Jangan sampai saya pula kedepankan[fowardkan] beberapa buah lagu yang mengguris perasaan seperti vindicated, how could an angel break my heart dan juga how's it gonna be. Nanti nescaya saudara terkasima dan meronta-ronta kepedihan.


Tetapi saudara,
Saya dapat menangkap maksud saudara. Kelmarin ketika hujan gerimis, saya menekan pedal untuk ke rumah. Tanpa dirancang lagu Goodbye My lover berkumandang di udara. Saya berkira-kira hati saya akan remuk bila mendengar alunan suara James Blunt. Saya tunggu bilakah hirisan akan melanda hati tetapi tiada. Bagaikan tidak percaya, hati saya tidak remuk lagi. Semuanya berlalu dibasuh hujan malam itu.


Saudara judd,
Oleh itu kita tidak boleh menggunakan slogan "lonely & horny" lagi. Kalau saudara masih berasa kepedihan, buzzlah saya di YM dan seperti biasa kita akan berbual melayan kenangan silam sambil menahan diri. Dan juga bercerita tentang perkara-perkara yang tidak berfaedah sambil tunggu jam berdetik tepat 5.30 petang.


Sebelum mengundurkan diri, terimalah serangkap pantun dari saya.


Pecah kaca,
Pecah gelas,
Sudah baca,
Harap balas


Sekian

-chicsinred-

Otak bernanah

Ahhh, am so pissed off and messed up.Had to stay back for meeting and again today.And I guess someone is mad with me.Sheesh.


Then I log on to the internet to check my mail. I thought I could find something soothing..butttt..I guess this world are full of morons.


1st annoying message
Hai..im Joy 25 yrs single Bkt Antarabngsa, Ampang.Im interested 2 know u..may b we can get to know each other n bcum good fren..i dnt wanna b sound rushin and rude but honestly my intention in the end is try to get laid wif u..i wish u wudnt think dat im psycho..jst bein honest :) u wud have so much fun if u give chance to know me he he..


My reply-->go and fuck a sheep.


2nd annoying message
N i c k wrote: First..like you,then luv u,now im afraid to lose u,if you dont send this to everyone on ur list,u will lose > the person u luv. sorry... i dont wanna lose the person i luv.......... if i dont > get this back,i guess u r not my friend.if u have a > lot of love 4someone... copy and send this 2 ur .whole buddy list...in 5 days or less then ur true love will call or msg..


My reply-->Malas.hehe [banyakla true love kau]


3rd annoying message
zeck:ape la tak best la dok umah je, jom kuar ngan i ke, u nak gi mana kalau kuar ngan i...

My reply -->malasla.u macam tak best je [ pegi milan, ndak?]


4th annoying message
mickail:ahh do you eat? lets meet for lunch.


My reply-->Of couse I eat, do I look like a robot? [ i eat because i have a yummy dietician ;). hihi]


5th annoying message
Roni:Hi chick, apa khabar.seseme ke?mesti kene seseme burung ni.He he


My reply -->ha?haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? *otak bernanah* [chicsla bukan chick[en]


6th annoying message
Hi Sayang! Sedang buat apa tu? I miss your kind sweet reply dear....


hmmmmmm! just cant wait to kiss your sweet lips and and get the sweet taste of sucking your sweet br***t and suckling yur n*****s. I want so much to try to lick your sweet [sensored abis ] and have my tongue dip right inside your sweet [ape bendela kau niiiii, pakai ayat camni] dear....arghhhhhhhh!
I know it's going to taste so good darling. Miss You So Much!..muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Best Rgds.
Sherry


My reply -->Sherry bunny, I miss you too. Come here and gimme a hug.I just need a company i dun feel like shaggingla. [she's my bitch but somehow lama-lama she annoys me.sheesh]


7th annoying message
amirol:yer arr tu ermm awak ni no saya 012*******. ermm nanati senang2 bole kita kuar. ermm awak pernah buat sex/? ada party sex ker?


my reply-->awak dah sunat ke belum? [kau mari sini aku sekeh sket kepala kau]


*************end of messages*****************


Wahhhh..kenapakahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??


Luckily the juicy fakhri was there to make my day.So fakhri, when are you going to come back to mesia and pose in baju skolah for me?Haha.


Happy Tuesday bunnies, you guys smile sweetly for me kay?

Secret?

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret


Who has to know?
who has to know?


Uhh, I likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haha!

Demm yuh!

Ooh baby you're so fine
I'm gonna make you mine
Your lips they taste so sweet
You're the one for me
You're my ecstasy
You're the one I need


That was some part of a song by backstreet boys back in 1996. Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of the backstreet but that song remind me of those old sweet time same zaman menggetik secara berirama bersama rakan-rakan. I was at the mamak store when I heard the intro music being aired. Inside, I started singing to the lyrics only to find out that mine wasn't sync with the one which was being played.


It was tamil version of 'get down'.
What???


Imagine nick carter with pottu and wearing dhoti.
Or even worst AJ. Hah!


Anyway, I so totally rawk [haha] when I manage not to smoke for two days. Hey, this is a big achievement since everyday I have to buy 2 packets of dunhill light 20's. I tell youlah ok, without them I look much more better, my complexion is like..singing! I don't know what happened these days but sooner or later if I don't quit, might grow some wings and become a dragon for real. Anyway, it wasn't a nice feeling when you woke up every morning and feel like your lung will burst anytime and when you look at the mirror, you see that your complexion does not glow as they used to be. Muka cantik sikitla dari mak lampir. Don't let me start about those chappy lips. Ahhhhhhhhhh


So, I was having some conversation with Fahimi last night and I was telling him that I need to go to Seven E to get something. Had to find something to munch so I will not drool over those tempting ciggies. He repeatedly told me not to look at those ciggies and I, full of determination told him that I won't.


So much for that, I guess. Whilst queuing at the counter, my gatal eyes caught a glimpse of new packaging of dunhill 14's. I was like..


"Dik, ni packaging baru ye?"--> Dik, konon padahal budak tu lagi tinggi dari aku.ceh

"Haah, baru je"


Demm, aku harus mendapatkannya. Packaging baru. I was trying my best not to look at it and I was about to pay when without conscious my mouth went saying


"Oklah, bagi sekotak"


Demmitlah. How did that slipped? Mystery..mystery.
But honestly bukanlah salah aku 100%. Siapa suruh mereka semua itu membuat packaging baru? Demm yuh dunhill!--> lame gila alasan, I know.






So today, I woke up feeling with a my-lungs-feel-like-exploding feeling. Tskk
No worry bunnies, I will try my best to make that one the last pack.


Amiinnn [nak cakap finger crossed tak elok pulak kan].


Cut the crap. To you bunnies, Happy weekends!
Muuahhhhhss!!



*Yeah someone is in a good mood. No extra kiss for guessing why*

Semuanya empat ye

Four seasons of loneliness.*cough cough*

Superflouos_babe tagged me. It's been a while since I do all these tagging stuffs. So here we go.


Four jobs I have in my life

1. Music store :-Right after SPM at my hometown. Besides musical CD thay also sell movies. To attrack customers I had to aired all sorts of Hindustan movies. Aku series rasa nak mati.Hoh!


2. Consultant:- At an employment agency. My first real job ever. It was ok I guess that place make me realized I'm way better and prefer to work with chinese.Soon after that that job kept me awake at night. Aku tak boleh tido memikirkan kerja-kerja di opis.Terasa hidup ini diharrast ok.


3. HR Analyst :- Also in all chinese company.I love my colleagues but I hate when it comes to target. When my life get shitty, I lost my focus and everything crumbled.


4. Current job :- HR & Admin Exec. Hah. This job is like a pengawas ok. I have to issue warning letter, observe attendance and mendengar keluhan-keluhan mereka. But I'm glad my boss is cool. She and me always go for our ciggie session after lunch together-gether.Hohoho

Four movies i can watch over and over

1. Cruel intentions :- Demmitla Ryan Philippe dalam itu movie sangat cool but Reese adalah sedikit gemuk.


2. Sepet :- So the sweet ok.


3. Lord of the Rings :- Demmit, they shouldn't invent a character like Aragorn.Tahyul..tahyul..But I see gollum everywhere I go.Haha.


4. Green Mile :- Demm.Sangat sedih ok cerita ini akan tetapi sangat best. Aku benci penjaga penjara yang bongkak itu.

Four TV shows i love to watch

1. Desperate Housewives :- Drool.Drool


2. One Three Hill :- Oso drool.


3. Friends :- I just love this show. Sangatla mengelakarkan. Pheobe reminded me of a friend.


4. Simple Life :- Ahh bimbo crossed evilness. Wicked.
   

Four Places i've Lived

1. Shah Alam :- The best place ever. Walaupun sesetengah orang claim jauh but I love to be there.Peaceful and clean.


2. Johor Bahru :- 5 years in JB.5 sweet years. I went to a boarding school there. The idea of going to school sux but the idea of gropping asses and boobs rawks.Haha.


3. Kuantan :- Sux.


4. Hillpark [bleh?] :- Parties.Weed. Wasted [bliss?]

Four places i've been on vacation to

1. Pulau Sibu :- The best trip ever. Ever.Walaupun dikejar ustaz akibat meng-ipanemakan tempat itu.Heheh


2. Rumah nenek :- Vacation habis! Ey, tapi masa kecik-kecik dulu suke buat karangan "bercuti ke rumah nenek".


3. Kedai Faizal :- Pegi beli rokok. Vacationla tu!


4. Israel :- As if!

Four places i'd rather be in

1. Capetown :- Roarrrrrrrr.


2. Japan :- I love everything Japan.I studied Japanese tapi aku selalu a) Kene duduk depan meja sensei or b) dapat markah negetif bila exam.


3. My bedroom :- My place to bogel-bogel.


4. Heavan :- Haha. Cliche gile tapi takpe.

Four of My Favourite Food

1. Spaghetti Fungi Aglio Olio :- Yummy.


2. Masak lemak cili api dengan sambal belacan :- Tsk.Salivating


3. Butter Pecan Baskin Robin, with wet choc topping :- Sangat addictive, tiap-tiap hari pasti akan membeli tanpa gagal. Tetapi semalam baru terasa malu beserta keji-kejian setelah melihat penjaga kaunter dari jauh dah senyum-senyum. Mesti org ingat aku buruk lantak or mengidam. Demmit!


4. Ah takde, aku tanak tulis dah sebab tiba-tiba terase sangat lapa.

Four Websites I Visit Daily

1. My blog :- biasela, vain kan.


2. unblockthis.com :- I hate you olzzz, IT admin people


3. Some friends' blog


4. google.com

Four Victims To Do This Tag

Anybody who feel like doing.

My friend

I hate orientation. I hate that college because it was far from the main campus but I still have to endure. I hate myself for not knowing how to make new friends until one day


"Eh, kau budak shah alam ye? Bagusla, aku pon."


I just throw my sengihan keji and after that we became friends. What make us close was we studied in the same faculty despite taking different majors.


She was loud and very straight forward. She would say practically everything that crossed her mind even it may sounded harsh but we all know that if those words came from a girl who is her, then it's nothing.


Despite being in a keji groupie [kejinye aku, groupie rupanya], she was the hardworking ones. Always attending classes and pujuk-ing the rest of us to attend classes. Yeah, she is very pretty [wey aku dah puji kau ni, sila datang rumah aku dan membelanja aku, haha] yet determine. I still remember during our final year thesis, she was so determine to construct her own system despite having no clue at all. The three of us [me, umi and her] would lepaking at her room [which is also umi's room] to work on our projects. The session will always ended with either eating that yummylicous nasi lemak at 8 college or crying hysterically since we don't know a shit how to build the system. Apalah 3 ekor budak yang suke berpoye dan bermalasan reti buat? Anyway, somehow 1 month before the due date of our thesis submission, me and umi managed to construct our system but she was still on her way. Mana taknye, aku dengan umi sebokla diskas die boleh pegi datingla, baring-baringla. Seeing that our system worked nearly fine, she panicked and ahahaha..one week before the submission, dia baru nak menggelupur carik orang buatkan system. I already told her to do that earlier. I mean, if I could find anyone who know or at least have a clue to build mine,I would have hired someone. I mean,where can you find anyone who are willing to construct a full system in a week, with a low price? Aku masih ingat di saat dia menolong lelaki itu membuat system sambil menangis. Walaupun menangis masih lagi sempat pegi dating dan berpoye. But yeah, we she made it.She's even now seorang programmer yang berjaya.


I thought I was the menggelupur one but she..hah, she was actually menggelupur-er then me. Menggelupur but so the cute.


One of her famous traits is her slow pick up upon any joke we shared. Usually when we cackled over a joke she would put a straight face and when were busy talking about something else she would suddenly laughed and said


"Ohh..baru aku faham..hahaha..bodohla korang ni.Bodo..hahahahha!!!"



There was this time, during our phone conversation, she told me her distress.


She: Kenapa takde orang nak add aku dekat frenster?
Me: Kau letakla gambaaa..kenela keji sket.
She: Aku dah letakla.takde pon.
Me: Gamba apa kau letak?
She: Gamba tapir.
Me:Hoih, kau letak gamba tapir memanglaa..Dah tu nak bising cakap takde sape nak add. Sape nak berkenalan dengan tapir???
She: Tapi tapir tu comel…


Last night, for no reason I missed her and decided to give her a call. Since she was getting married I asked how's the preparation. She said everything is fine but she doesn't sounded that excited.


"Sam, didn't want to pick up my call today"


Sam is a guy who she knows from her workplace and they sort of flirting with each other. Sam knows that she's getting married. I already told her to end everything with Sam. Stop going out with him and stop calling him.


"Apsal kau call die lagi?"
"Aku nak bagitau die yang aku sembelit"


Whattttttttttttt?? Kau sembelit pun kau bagitau fling kau ke?Aduhlaa kawan aku ni…


And I can't stop giggling remembering the time that I told her her fiance was jealous of her going out with whoever it is because she's pretty. She said she's not but I told her it's true that she's pretty. Tapi aku nak terpengsan bila dia cakap..


"Itula, aku tau aku cantik, dahla muka pan asian" *giggle*


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! If anyone else say that I would probably snorted but she was the one said it, I just laughed out loud, joining her getik laugh.


Babe, you are soo forgiven in whatever you do including menuduh I live more keji life than you yet I still adore you.


Nanti aku datang wedding kau dengan mak aku ok ?[apsal bunyik macam loser ni?]