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Yo!

For the past few days i received lots of emails and smses asking whether i am ok or not. And the number tah mana-mana punye negarala, yang aku tau aimee sorang je..yang lain tu tatau sapelah. sampai no endon pon ade.Takkan ayah aku baca blog ni kot? Anyway, thank you. I was upset and yeah a bit bz and sengal.


Sayang korang ok.


And today, bangun pagi my eyes were bloodshot red. Sikit lagi la macam puntianak tapi sebab aku malas gile nak pegi keje, i sort of like itla.. After visiting that pretty doctor [masih gagal memegang tangannya] i went for..shopping spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Manicure, pedicure, hair treatment, massage, new shoes, new tops, and ermm.. entah hape-hape lagi and I feel much much better.


Anyway, will be going to JB tomorrow for meon ami's wedding. Can you believe that she's getting married? But yeah, memandangkan dia adalah ranum maka logiklah juga kann.


Ok. craps all the way.


Anyway, enjoy your holiday bunnies.
I will try to take goooood pictures [of myself, haha] for your viewing..hohohohoh

tataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
muahssssssssssssss-->dah lama tak bagi kan?

SPG

I was lucky enough that the monorail was next to empty. My face were red coz I had to take bigger steps just to ensure I catch the latest train. A mat saleh was sitting next to where I was seated, decided to throw him a smile after catching his stares. Although I think it was rude to stare but being a polite Malaysian I yeah..smiled.


He: Retail therapy works all the time huh? *In a sexy british accent he looked at my aussino paperback.
Me: Shopping, my mission in life. Hehe
He: *Laughed


After that, I tried not to notice him anymore even though he was quite prominent. Black suit with yellow tie and piercing blue eyes. Ehe, I just dont want to went overboard entertaining stranger especially those yang accentnye aku susah nak paham. Dahla aku ni pekak sikit and hell..the monorail was making so much noise. The monorail and those people in it


So, when reaching bukit nanas station, I gathered my things and paced up only to find that mat salleh was walking besides me. Yeah, I though he would be stopping there since sultan ismail are full or fancy hotels or..whatever. I realized that he was tall, aku adela paras putting die je. Ceh.


He: We started at the same station and ended at the same station. This is definitely a sign that we are afted to meet each other. Destiny dont you think?
Me: You think so huh?
He: Yes, I do.*twinkling eyes


He told me that hes a consultant for KLIA or something and was staying in one of the suites in concorde.


Me: Any plans for tonight? [Fuck, that was not what I meant to say. I wanted to ask him how did he spent his time here actually]
He: Ahh, interesting question. That depends on what are you doing after this. What is your plan? Where are you heading?
Me: The Renaissance
He: Nice place, maybe we could hang out there and have coffee then.
Me:Haha.. Dun think so. [Apa kau nak mampus?]
He: Ok, what about my place then? My room is really nice and imagine someone treating you like a princess.
Me: Sorry, cant do. I have more important business to do. Anyway nice talking to you
He: Its a waste that you cant come but I really hope to bump into you again. Take care now.


Then we went on separate ways.


So I was thinking, thats how you grab a pair of mat salehs ass. Now thats explain the mystery of Malaysian universe [well, at least to me.hehe]


Kalaulah aku SPG..

Babi

Matherfarker.


I wish I didn't trust you. Cibailah engkau ni.
Dun blame me for hating my own race.


I just lost my words to curse you anymorelah..


If you want to pujuk me,it's better be good or i'll sepak your kote so that you can't mengote anymore.


Tengkiu.


*Breath in, breath out, check the mirror, go.

All about chics [as if!]

Curik this from Izan.Hehe.


My ex is someone who I still keep in touch until today. I wish I could hate him but I can't. I know he is reading this, so hi you!


Maybe I should give up HR and sell nasi lemak. You know , I suck at this job, being nosey and following rules are just not my cup of tea. This months I was late for more than 5 times. Hah!


I love it when that apek called and said "Assalamualaikum" in a perfect way even the fact he is not Malay leave alone Muslim.


I don't understand how can people keep saying "I love you" when they never love that person at the first place and worst, claiming they do but eventually admitted that they don't when things get shitty.


I lose my sense of feeling and my trust towards people. I also keep losing my clothes. Can't seem to blame anyone for both. *Sigh.


People say I am thin but honestly I think I'm fat ok maybe not thaaaat fat but yeah I do have some flab. Which remind me someone is coming home soon and I'm still not looking like Gwen. Fuck!


Love is when you start visualizing someone in white baju melayu and sampin sitting in front of kadi. Haha!


Somewhere, someone is reading this and saying "WTF la with this girl" but yeah, that person will come back for more, tomorrow.


I will always look at the mirror without miss, even it's a side mirror of someone else's car. I even check my reflection's at people's pc. Shadap.


Forever is not going to happen? Ok, actulally I can't find anything else to write. Writer's block.Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


I never want to dye my hair red again. Did that once, I don't look chicsinred at all but I look like some perempuan gila with red hair. My guy friends teased me for not paying the water bill that I had to shower with air berkarat. Sheesh.


I think the current US President is not going to give a fuck about what I shall say about him, so why bother.


When I wake up in the morning, I wish I am still in uni so that I could continue sleeping and wake up for shopping spree and parties rather than sluggishly getting ready to work. Malas tau tak, malassssss??


My past was something that I want to forget. Some people use them against me although it doesn't seem to matter at the beginning.


I get annoyed when people buzz into my personal life. Stop sending me messages and email asking why I didn't write about my personal life anymore, whether I'm seeing some and with whom shall I go out with tonight. If I want to tell I will but if I don't, stop being nosey. Mind your own business.


Parties are when my adrenaline being pumped the highest but that depends. Tupperware party does not stimulate adrenaline at all. I hate Tupperware party. I once accompanied my mum and the host made me do chicken dance. Keji!


My dog is only appearing in my dream. Demm!


My cat is good in acting cute yet so manipulative. She would ignore me when I want her the most but when I was on the phone or trying to sleep she will give me her loudest purr and rub her nose to my face.


Kisses are the best when you and him are so in love with each other. When your lips meet his, you will feel your heart is exploding. Fireworks.


Tomorrow, I will be golek-ing on my bed. Golek..golek..ohhhhhhhhhhh bestnye dunia inihhhh


I really want to restyle my hair. Not chopping it short but restyle and yeah, highlight too. I am bored with the way I look now, I look so plain. I should do something about it rather than whine kan?


I have low tolerance for lots of things. One,people who assume they know me when actually they don't. Some people think by reading this blog they know who is chicsinred is when the truth is I only write less than one third about me. And two, people who never want to understand that I want to do nothing with them .


Yeah, I'm bored to death. Bear with me people.


Have a nice weekend.

Pantang larang nenek moyang

Wawa: Kita mana buleh makan kobau!
Me: Heh? Ye ke? Kenapa?
Wawa: Eeee..keturunan kita tak boleh makan kerbaula.
Me: Eh, hari tu akak makan, elok je aku sampai hari ni.
Wawa: Yela bukan semua jenisla,tak boleh makan kerbau balau.Dengan pisang udang sama itu ikan talang
Me: Haaa?


Wawa is my 18 years old cousin, she has the whatever-attitude yet she knew about this stuff. Amazing. Being me, I wanted to know what's the reason behind rather than follow rules or order blindly. I asked her to tell me more but instead she referred me to our nenek . Well, since nenek were busy entertaining guest as it was the kenduri day I didn't managed to. So, yesterday feeling bored at work [haha] I called her up.


She was impressed by the fact that her ermm..unpredictable granddaughter called her. Yelah, jangan kata nak call, nak balik kampung pon jarang sekali.


And so the story goes...


Once, there we a farmer family somewhere in Sumatera. They had a daughter who they love so much [ni aku yg tambah.haha]. Their life depends on their wide paddy fields which were located next to their hut. One day, the mother decided to harvest some bananas from their orchard, which was called pisang udang or famously known as pisang merah because of its colour. The mother then, place the banana on top of the kepuk. Kepuk is a lofty urn, made from some weaved leaves which was used to store paddy after being harvested. Being a child, the daughter wanted to the banana, to her the colour red indicated the banana were already ripen and ready to be eaten yet thwarted when the mother told her to wait for few more days. The daughter somehow, couldn't wait any longer hence when the mother was outside working at the paddy field, she climbed the kepuk trying to reach for the banana but fatefully she fell into the kepuk and slowly buried beneath the paddy. Her scream echoed however sadly no one seemed to hear her cry.


The couple looked near and far for their missing daughter but she was still nowhere to be seen. Now, the father had a kerbau , a white kerbau which is known as kerbau balau which he tied not far from the kepuk. So one day, one his way to feed the kerbau, he saw abu [let's name the kerbau abu, ok] licking something, engrossed. Ah, that was just weird coz there was no source of water nearby. Feeling curious, he tried to find out where did the water come from when eventually he a small stream coming from the kepuk. It shouldn't be happening, since kepuk and paddy were meant to be dry. As he dig up the paddy from the kepuk, he was devastated to find his precious daughter's body, motionless with water dripping from her corpse.

Pisang yang jahat

Since that day, he cursed pisang udang and kerbau balau to be eaten by his heirs which is the Minangs. Those who ate shall be doomed.

As for ikan talang, my nenek can't recall the story but she did mentioned that her eldest sister suffered from some skin disease which is known as sopak after eating some keropok made from ikan talang.


He. I am not a superstitious person but I like what I heard. Perhaps it's quite difficult to believe but I am sort of amazed by the fact that I belong to some society who live in the boundary of certain rituals and adat.


To me, how modern you are, you root is not supposed to be forgotten. Your root made who you are today. There's nothing to be ashamed of in accepting you are Minang, Javanese or even Batak. Each and every one of them have their own beautiful culture.


Do you have any pantang larang form your nenek moyang?

Nellyku

I sooo need a new phone. Nelly [ that's her name ok, my phone] is sick and I think she will perish soon. Am sad all right coz I love Nelly.


She witnesses my tears and my laughter and she heard all my cursing. Haha.Patutla die sakit ok.


Nowadays, Nelly just would hang for no reason. It's like one minute I am talking fine and another minute suddenly Nelly went dead. And you know sometimes, I wanted to open certain application, she won't allow me. Plus, she won't captured logs anymore, so if anyone happen to miss call me, mampus aku tatau sape. Degilla kau ni Nelly. Nasib baik hari tu aku tak baling kau kat dinding. Heh!


Anyway, I was thinking to get a new phone and surely it will be nokia. I love nokia because of it's features, telefon lain aku tak reti nak guna ok. There are few that calls my name as in "chicsss,,belilah akuuuu..sayangilah akuu" but hoh, no memory card allowed. I mean, hello tau tak aku ni suka amik gamba sendiri? Without memory card bagaimanalah??


My bro bought the super slim Motorola. Apa model aku tak tahu. Sangatlah mengiurkan Cuma it's a Motorola. But yeah, he always go for "Hello Moto".Nak je aku lempang setiap kali telefon tu cakap macam tu.


Sooo, I'll be scouting for new phone. So far, I like the nokia 3250 kerana ade karer pink tetapi ianya tidak chics sangat. But..yeahhh.Nelly, bukan kakak tak sayang awak ok tapi kakak terpaksa sebab kesihatan Nelly berada di tahap membimbangkan.

she loves me..she loves me not..

Nelly, you've done so much for me including rocketing my bills to RM500 in a week.



Holy fuck!!

Apek demam

Me: So how's your throat? You sound terrible.
He: Yeah, and my body is heating up.
Me: You should see a doctor.
He: No needlah. Hehe.
Me: Yes you do.I dun care, tomorrow you are going to see one.
He: What do I get if I see one?
Me: Hamboi, you see doctor also you want something ka?
He: Yalah, what for u ask me jalan-jalan di tengah panas to see a doctor?
Me: Fineeeeeeeeee..Ok..I tell you what. If you go, I'll strip for you?
He: Really??
Me: Really, but through the phonela. Hehe
He: Sheesh!



Apek, you think am going to strip for you ka? Anyway, have a speedy recovery. Dun forget to makan ubat okie?


Btw, I also feel like demam-ing. How la?


Going to miss you on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and so onnnnn ;)

Planned

yeah, that's me.

I hate Monday. Was thinking to quit my job. What is work without YM and internet? Exactly!


Bah. Let's talk about weekends since gua malas nak buat keje ini hari.Aha, on Friday night I got this kenduri at my grandma's house. My mum requested [pleaded is more like it, actually] me to wear tudung since there'll be Yasin recital and yeah I did and ahhh, aku telah menenggelamkan sinar semua orang. Haha. I mean, not to say aku cun pakai tudung but everyone was amazed by the fact that I really listen to my mum's word for once.Kalau tak selalunya dah bebuih mulut mak aku cakap, jangan cakap nak ikut siap memblondie ke majlis lagi.Yeah, she's one happy mom and yeah, gua tara hallah!


On sunday, nicky held a house warming party at her new place. Wah, gua suka bile ade makan-makan. I soooo likeee okkkkkkkk and i missed nicky too. Everyone kepochi were there and the food were good. Ada sate, ada soto ada air stoberi [i liike].One thing change, the topic we talked about.


Ade ke crite pasal kedai mana jual perabut bagus, jenis-jenis katil and sofa. And cerita cara-cara mendapat anak.Komfemla aku taleh masuk okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Demm. See, i'm left behind and moreeeee behind. By tahun depan aku seres takkan paham diorang cakap apa.Mungkin mereka akan bebual mengenai baju-baju ibu mengandung or susu apa yang bagus. I mean, last year we were talking about rokok apa yang rasa lagi best, cardigan pink tu beli dekat mana, mengumpat pasal boifren hari ini tidak lagi.


But the most thing that my mind still can't process and absorb is, nicky is already married. I mean I saw her wedding picture at the house and I'm screaming denying things. Tahun lepas kami masih berpoye-poye berlepeseran dirumahnya and today, her butts are not mine anymore =(.


I guess, that's the evolution of life huh?


Anyway, the pictures are here.


C'mon cheer me up people. I really need it SOOOOO bad.

Sweetness

I was having dinner at orkid thai went my phone rang. I was kind of expecting someone. Well it wasn't exactly that person but it was a guy, so bolehla. A friend of mine, a boyfriend of my close friend.


Me: Hello?
He: Aku la ni,bulat.
Me: Haaa..Aku tau ngkau.Pasal?
He; Kau ingat takkk..
Me:*Ah sudah,ingat apa plak nii...tsk*
He: Kau ingat tak teka-teki pondan yang kau letak dekat blog kau tu? Apa jawapan die ha?
Me: Weh, apahal kau ni?Tak pepasal tanya teka-teki pondan.
He:Hihihi.Cepatla bagitau jawapan. Aku tengah main teka-teki dengan Tina ni!!!Cepatt!!


Apaaaaa?Main teka-teki?? Haaa?I told him the answer and then let him continue his "indoor" game with his girlfriend. That conversation left me smiling for the whole night.


S.W.E.E.T


That's what I call love. Bercinta sambil bermain teka-teki dan bermain dengan penuh teruja sekali sampai sanggup menelefon aku!!!


Your lover should be your friend, your lover should be your bestfriend, your lover should be your everything.


Bulat and Tina, korang memang comel okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Aww

I had to stay back late in the office yesterday. So while I was helping my colleagues to finish her work, he IT Admin walked by. Well, his desk was just nearby the spot I landed on.He was clearing his table and started packing, as he started to waked towards the door, my gatal mouth voiced


"Going back oredi?" Babi. Takde ke pikap line yang lebih bagus boleh aku pikirkan? He looked at me disbeliefed and in my pandangan he nodded while looking down at the floor. Woih, pandang aku pun tanak ke?


My colleagus talked to him and yeah, he asnwered then and looked at them. I should feel rotten shouldn't i? Despite feeling terhina , my hati berbunga-bunga.Hohohohohoh.


I mean, he has a cute butt [Please God, don't let anyone from my office read this]


What's make him more cuter is, his mom still picks him up from work. Just like me [sometimeslah kan]. I adore mommy's boy although I don't want him using excuses like his mommy might not like me afterwards. Hehe.


Although I was tired coz had to stay until 8.30 but yeah, i don't mind if I have to do it again today.


Or even tomorrow.


"Lelaki melayu memang semua dah tak berguna agaknya"- Orked, Gubra


Or something like that.hehe


p.s: Daniel, take that smile off from you face, thank you.

Gelupur

Hello, semua orang tau saya adalah menggelupur ok. Tetapi sesuatu yang menggelupur sangat telah berlaku pada hari isnin.


Adala tau, staff baru nak masuk, jadi saya sebagai seorang HR yang bertanggungjawab telah mengarang satu email kepada semua staff termasuklah board of directors. Masalah berlaku apabila saya telah mengopy paste ayat-ayat dari emel lama,yelah manala saya tahu apakah ayat ayat standard yang mereka gunakan dahulu. Jadi saya telah mengopy dari emel yg memberitahu semua orang tentang kemasukan saya ke kompeni itu yang ditulis oleh HR yang terdahulunya dan yang telah saya tambahkan komen sedikit kerana terdapat kesalahan tatabahasa [seres nyesal buat camni okkk]. Setelah siap menulis emel yang baru, saya meng-klik butang send.Akan tetapiii, disebalik menghantar emel yg baru saya telah menghantar emel yang lama dimana ia juga disertakan untuk CEO syarikat, di mana dia sangat garang dan berbulu kening tebal [ampunla kalau ade orang ofis aku baca nihh] seperti elmo.Dan yang paling celake, kemudian ade sorang budak pompuan menjerit dan bagitau


"Kak Sharina, apa you hantar dekat **** [CEO] nih?"


Heyla pompuan, kot ye pon janganla menjerit. Rilex boleh tak?Aku menggelupur sorang cukupla, janganla kau menggelupur sama di samping menambahkan kegelupuran aku pulak. And, sebenanye small matter je ok [ayat penyedap hati].


Tidak lama kemudian terdengar suara-suara dari manager-manager bertanyakan tentang email tersebut dengan nada-nada keji. Fuck! Jatuhla kreadibiliti saya sebagai HR yang eksyen.


Nasib baikla saya bertindak pantas lalu menulis emel menyuruh mereka-mereka tersebut meng-ignore emel sebelumnye itu [aku rasa ayat aku macam berbelit tapi takpe] namun masih tidak boleh lari dari cacian.


Maka hari ini, haruslah saya mendengar cacian dari CEO itu. Aduhhhhhhh!!

Gubra

Naz making funny face[s] and chics trying to look cute [haha]

How's your weekend bunnies? Hope it was splendid.

Mine was not too bad, me , naz and pesa went to watch Gubra.

If you like Sepet, then you will love this movie. It's even better than the first one, witty yet full of messages. And it enlighten us about some stuff that we used to overlook as something not significant.

The best thing was, one of tha cast is Adlin Aman Ramlie[shadaapp] which made my heart leap and hah, he played as the type of guys who I always fall for. High-integrity, confidence, macho-cool and oozing with charisma yet turn out to be selfish and celake. But hey, I would trade place with Sh. Amani anytime. Hoho.

Malas nak tulis lebih-lebih but see it for yourself. This is a recommended one not like the haslams and that prof movie. So go!!Anyway, if you are going to watch this movie, wait till the credit ends before leaving the cinema or else you'll miss the fun.

Anyway, despite feeling content leaving the cinema, we went to Bond to seek for more entertainment. Party!!

Happy Monday!!

Tilam kekabu

Ahhhh...For the past few days I was invaded with headache and sengal-sengal badan which is soo tak best. And my nights are restless


I think something is wrong with my tilam. Well, in the middle of the night, aku mesti terbangun and rasa macam badan aku tido atas konkrit.Tapi tipula, my tilam is made of..ermm i dunno but ade spring. still it felt so tak best.


So I was talking with saiful, he suggested I buy a tilam kekabu.Hah gile ol' skool ok!


Tilam kekabu..it reminds me of my childhood.Best gile ok, golek-golek atas tilam tu and terasa sangatlah sejuknya badan ku itu. Bila duduk terasa bontot sendiri adalah sangat empuk tak macam tilam biasa yang bila duduk terasa seperti bontot melambung kembali.Haha, make sense tak?


Dan juga adalah teringat bila emak menjemur tilam kekabu sambil menepuk-nepuk. Bila tepuk kan, nanti nampak bende putih-putih terbang, I guess that's the kekabulah kot. But demmitla, that thing is soo berat ok, ke aku yang tak cukup zat nak angkat?


Tapi yang tak bestnye ialah bila lama-lamakan, tengah-tengah tido, tiba-tiba terase ade lobang. Hah, Itu adalah masalah apabila kekabu banyak sgt kuar dan sape kencing malam [bukan aku ok], bila basuh tilam tu kan nanti kekabu die bergumpal which is tak best afterwards.


But yeah, a tilam kekabu sound nice. I might buy it and put it on top of my current mattress. Was thinkign to buy feather's quilt or bantal tapi terase keji pasal rasa macam tido dalam reban ayam pulak la kan.


So, nanti nak pegi itu Kuala Selangor beli tilam kekabu.Yeay!!


Anyway, happ weekends bunnies!

Saya cinta kolesterol

Medical check up result is here.


I thought my blood group is A+, it turns out to be that Im O+, which means I follow my dad. Aku rasa masa form 2 dulu aku buat eksperimen dengan Encik Mat Taib, darah aku jenis A+. Nampak sangat buat eksperimen ikut sukati.


Completely no immunization to hepatitis A and B. Have to take both of them soon.Demmit! Malas gile nak pegi amik injection ni ok.


One thing that really gave me a shock is my cholesterol level is high. Haih, Im only 40 kg yet my cholesterol level is high. LDL reading is 3.5 MMOL/L [ I hate konsep mol ok] when the normal reading is supposed to be not more than 2.6.And my ESR reading is 24 where the normal reading is supposed to be from 0 - 21.


Nak kata aku malas bersenam, every week I went for swimming and yeah I do go brisk walking around the shopping mall [in heels summore!]. Mystery..mystery..

When I was studying, one of my housemate Farah also had high cholesterol problem, she was farrrr than cinta kolesterol, shes a babe. Hari-hari aku tengok dia telan pil garlic dan macam-macam jenis pil lagi ntah tapiiiiiiii bila dinner nanti dia akan membelasah lamb chop bersama-sama disertai dengan semangkuk besa whipped potato. Kemudian dia akan berkata babe,kau dah buat aku makan banyak babe!!Aku high cholesterol babe..mana pil aku? Sungguh comel housemate ku itu.


When my mom find out, she freaked out big time [she freaked out on almost everything, hehe]. She gave me a long lecture how I shouldnt be spooning myself to baskin everyday. How I shouldnt go eating what ever I like and how I refuse to take vitamins.


She forced me to buy lecithin which cost me around RM80, baik aku pegi makan sushi ok!!!!!! And she said no more masak lemak cili api or any masak lemak for the whole family.


She bought me a book called managing cholesterol. Aduhh!

Jadi apakah aku harus berenti makan baskin, lamb chop, lays mahupun cheetos?


Ahhh. Adalah mustahil!

Rage

Hah! So you pressed the red button!


Initially I never want to write about you coz you are not that significant sampai aku nak tulis pasal kau pulak kan. That will make you feel important lah pulak nanti, even in a bad way.


I thought we could be friends but I should have known better. Lelaki-lelaki corny memang tak boleh dibuat kawan. Semuanya menyemakkan kepala hotak.


When I said we can become friends, meaning friendsla. Saying things like Your eyes are beautiful, seeing you that night is like a dream or My week was empty without you tu namanya bukan kawan ok! Tu namanya kejiiiiiii


I had enough of craps from man with sugar coated tongue. I nearly got diabetes listening to sweet-talking where at the end turn out to be biggggggg lies. And I took every strength I have to stand still again and dont say sharela dengan I, tell me what really happen to you. Fuck youlah. Why should I share my misery with people who I dont even know? I dont need any sympathy, thank you . Aku dah malas nak denga orang cakap kesian you chics, it must be hard for you, takpe you akan happy jugak nanti Taikla. Dah dekat sejuta kali aku denga orang cakap macam tu ok tapi semua macam celake,and I dont need to be save and Haha! I dont want to save you either.


Its true what you said, Im protecting myself to the extent I am being over protective. But if I dont protect myself who will? Engkau ke? Obviously not. People are opportunist and they only think about themselves, what they want. Probably you dont even have a clue what I hide behind this smile, behind this laugh. No, dont say you want to care or whateverrrrrrr coz I dont need that shit either.


What actually annoy me, you asked?


*sigh*


I have been repeating this to you every time we talked and even when the last time you called. So today, Im going to make it in black and white so that after reading this, engkau print dan baca tiap-tiap kali engkau rasa konfius kenapa I get annoyed.


You make me feel suffocated with your words. I can be a romantic person but only to those who I want to be. Macam engkau, yang awal-awal lagi aku dah cakap kawan biasa janganla gatal-gatal nak cakap jiwang-jiwang dengan aku ok. Maybe certain woman like that but not me. Aku tak suke ayat-ayat macam lagu Eddie Hamid atau kumpulan Spring ok.Aku geli. And tak payah caring-caringlah dekat aku.


And I dont like the fact that you try to show that you are somewhat important in my life. Macam, everytime you called and I did not picked up you will leave a voice message asking me to call back as if yeeee, kau memang bf akulakan yang aku nak denga sampai lapan voice message kau dalam sehari. And the fact that you sometimes try to be my knight in a shining armour sangatla meng-annoykan aku. I dun need anyone to save me, at least not you.


And I hate it when you say I like your eyes, You smile are heavenly What will you do when those things are gone? Will you still say it if Im fat and Im juling? Hah? You only fall for what I portray outside not what I am truly are. You..dont even know who I really am.


Plus, you are still trap in the time machine where buat lawak yang mengganoykan perempaun adalah kiut. Kau ingat ni zaman gila-gila remajaaa??

Tapi yang aku paling marah sekali is when every time I told you that Im not comfortable with your sugary words you will apologize and improve. Tapi bagi 2 hari lagi, dah start balik dahhhhhh those sugar sweet talking. Macam last two week when I told you that Im seeing someone you said fine, its over [nak over apa if we dont have anything at all?] tapi malam kelmarin kau boleh telefon aku and start talking craps again. I mean, hello..Aku sangatlah tau apakah jenis orang sebegini ok. Sudah banyak kali ketemu and I loathe them. So am not going to allow one more in my life.


Theres nothing wrong in adoring someone but perhaps your style does not compliment with mine. Boleh tak jadi mcm distinguished sket?


See, I dont mean to be so rude. You said you were hurt with my ignoring behaviour and my harsh words. The thing is, I..at the first place already told you nicely that I dont like it. You make fun of me and said that Im an uptight person, Fine, perhaps Im uptight then I decided to ignore you, butttttt you keep coming back for more.And nowww I have to use my desperate measures. Dont say that Im rude for no reason, you ask for it.


Please, I dont have any feeling for you ,actually I dont have any feeling at all. I am all numb.


For the last time, please..please leave me alone.

Bite Me!

semut yang kiut tetapi sakit kalau menggigit. Courtesy of pesa [sebenanye aku kene pakse huhu] who snaps beautiful pics

Pernahkah anda berbual dengan wanita dan wanita tersebut membalas dengan kata-kata pedas? Adakah anda terasa seperti digigit semut?Hahaha..


Do you know why?


It's only words..and words are all I have to take your heart away.

1. "Ex I memang lawa, tapi I suka you sebab your inner beauty"
   Adakah kau coba mengatakan aku tak lawa?Kalau ye pon aku tak lawa, tayah cakap boleh tak?




2. "Oh, you mungkin tak faham sangat, nanti-nantila bila ada masa lagi I explain"
   Oy, kau ingat aku bodoh sangat ke?




3. "Ala takpe, perempuan tak susah sangat. Lelaki yang kene susah sikit. Kene kerja kuat"
   Ok, kalau macam tu bagi aku beg chanel seploh, hermes doblas ..lepas tu manolos lima.Boleh?




4. "Kenapa tak cakap you dah kapel dengan orang ? You are not being honest with me. I thought we are friends. Friends should be honest to each other"
   Yeah we are friends, perhaps you are not significant enough untuk aku bagitau. Yang kau upset sangat ni pahal?Kata kawan biasaaaaa...




5. "Apa nak kesah, ex you bukan hensem sangat pon"
   Tapi rupa lagi semenggah dari kau ok?




6. "Inflasi makin dekat, mungkin you perlu carik keja lain atau cut off 25 % beli make up and kasut"
   Ade aku mintak duit kau ke nak beli apa-apa? Huh?




7. "Oh, ye ke..bla..bla.. so you bila nak blanje I makan? Lunch pon ok, dinner pon ok"
   Wakk luuuuuuuuuuuuu!




8. "Muka you ni macam..[letak mana-mana pelakon gerak khas atau sembilu atau any crite sengal]"
   WTF?? Am I supposed to be flattered?




9. "Oh, I single lagi sebab nak gf yg nak yang macam beyonce, skin brown, muka cam halle berry, lips cam angelina jolie, body cam liz hurley"
   Oh, mesti muka u ni macam brad pitt kan?kan?kannnnnnn?




10. "Kenapa you ni setiap kali cakap dengan I mesti nak marah?"
    Duh! I dont like you. Isn't that obvious?

Please, if you doon't have anything wise to say..don't say anything. I am not nasty for no reason.

Yummmm!

It's been a while since I saw her. I missed her, yeah so I called her up and suggested for us to go makan-makan [which turn out to be melantak session]. Since she and me looooove Italian food so both of us decided to head to Little Italian Kitchen my favourite restaurant in the whole of Shah Alam.

Aku ingat dia lagi bimbo dari aku but the moment she showed me how to take some cash out of the deposit money machine I knew that die taklah sebimbo dulu. Hello, aku tatau pon ok, boleh kuar duit pakai deposit mesin tu. Super hebat ok kawan aku yang blur ni.


Anyway, after taking out cash, we went for little shopping and heh, doing anything with her is always fun. That's the reason I almost cry thinking that she's going to get married soon. Fuck.


I was thinking to have something like mushroom tapas from pizza uno but they didn't have it there but..they have something which was quite similar. Sauteed fresh mushroom with garlic bread. Mushrooms sauteed in olive oil with some herbs in it. Orgasm no 1.

For main course [takla main sangat pon] my friend ordered, carbonara, which was also one of my favourite but that night, they didnt serve it with the spikey-spikey dried spaghetti. Aku tau tu untuk hiasan aje,tapi aku tak pedulik. To those who are close enough to me, they will know that my ultimate food is Aglio Olio. I tell youlah, little Italian make the best aglio olio ever. Dahla ada mushroom yang sangat sedap. And it's not as dry, as usual anddddd..sprinkle some chilli flakes, you'll drool to death. I finished mine and helped my friend to finish hers. Hehe. Orgasm no 2.

We chattered while eating, catching up with gossip and such. She told me about her marriage preparation, on how excited her family is. I smiled and yeah I was excited too coz I know both her and her fiance. Rakan-rakan semase muda remaja. She told me to come to her new house in Nilai [bapak jauh, komfem hubby kau tanak bagi kau merayap lagi,haha]. Hmm..But you know, I felt hollow inside. Babila aku dah takde kawan nak merepek lepas ni, umi pulak dah balik UK. Balik sini bukan nak melepak and calling-calling. Jahatla kau Umi. Nicky pon sudah bersara dari dunia berpoyaan.Hoh! Marah.


Ok, back to suara ala-ala travel and adventure channel. For dessert, my friend ordered Chocolate devil. I, on the other side wanted to other the Galbani Tiramisu yang sangatlah ohhhhhh itu but I was thinking, ni dah makan carbonara komfem muak. Definitely she can't finished the dessert by herself. The chocolate devil was heavenly! A devil indeed. A scoop of vanilla ice cream with cream to complement was enough to make you drool, It was cute also, the outer layer were made from dark chocolate with "chocolat" wording printed all over it. At first I thought it was not eatable tetapiiiiiiii..ohhhhh. The best part was yet to come. The inner part was totally delightful, it tasted something like after eight. A bit minty but not too strong. We spooned ourselves and at this point we squealed. Ye aku dan dia sangat getik so no question asked and stop making that face.Kami memang sangat expressive. Sangatlah sampai owner kedai itu datang dan bertanya samada ada apa-apa yang tidak kena. I had to sengih-sengih and tell him that his dessert was simply magnificent. The major orgasm of all. [naz, mesti u tengah drooling kan?haha!]

But that was always the nature. The owner is well known for being friendly with the customer. Even still, everyone is friendly termasukla abang tukang masak yang sempat bermain-main mata itu. Haha.


So that day, selain daripada dapat bermanja-manja dengan that friend of mine, I ate until I cried, sebab kenyang sangat!!!!


The endlah adventure pemakanan saye.
Dah pegi sambung keje.

Aaaaaaaa

I lost my voice.Sakit tekak summore. Ini semua sebab melalak masa tengok headwind and sebab i exhale too much asap rokok.


Have you ever feel so lost in a big crowd? That's what happened to me last night.
Myabe it's because I dun see the sexy winnie on the stage or perhaps my mind was somewhere else or perhaps I'm such a bore.


Today I feel weird.



Ye aku rasa aku nak kene demam panas.