Yeay

I am supposed to shape up and lose my fat today but that did not happen.


Fabulous or not, I am going to pack my bikini for the trip.

Will try to pack the least..err

Bunnies,
Enjoy your working days while I enjoying my lazing hours under the sun. Aha!


See you in a week. With pictures of course!

Muahs.

Stressing me out

It's sunday and I'm awake as early as 9.45 a.m. Hello, it's not common for me ok because I enjoy tido yang panjang. Dah bangun pon tido lagi, paksa jugak sebab malas bangun. Hehe


Lately my sleeps were unpleasant and it was filled with mimpi yang bukan-bukan. For instance, last night I dreamt of err..can't recall but it got something to do with bitchinesslah. And few days ago I dreamt of being on the same motorbike with Phil Stacey in Bali and bumped into one of my exes there. Oh, you should see how I waved frantically at him. Haha


And even when I shut my eyes, my brain still work, thinking of the things that I left behind and what I should do when I wake up. Studying is never this stressing ok. Masa degree aku tak pikir apa pun kecuali dimanakah hendak memwasted malam ini dan yang paling kronik, baju apa nak pakai. Assignment ke tutorial ke, lain cerita. But now, I havebecome so poyo talking about me being menggelupur tak siap assignment macamla aku sorang je belajar tapi no shit, sometimes aku memang rasa stress. Macam taik.


Some people say, I think too much and plan too much. I think it's true.But no matter how I tried to calm myself, aku selalunya gagal. Contohnya hari ini aku perasan one of my keyboard's alpahabets is getting faded and it's ugly.


Just as simple as that, gua stress.

Cepatttttttttt

Bunnies,


I really want to write crappy stuff but I kenot because

1. I am having sakit perut coz I ate 2 mangkuk mihun sup yang telah diletak kicap cili sampai sup dah jadi hitam. So now my perut adalah panas.
2. I stress sebab nak kene siapkan 2 paperwork by Sunday.
3. I studious sekarang [terms untuk rajin blaja masa dekat skolah]
   

Ok dah-dah tiada masa untuk bergaya atau memakai mekap lagi. Hanya ada masa untuk memakai spek sekarang.


Yew bunnies have fun for this weekend okies? Promise?
Muahs. Love yew.


P.S:Naz, I miss yewlah.


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Ok, I know I cakap nak buat keje tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii telah pergi ke blog tina dan nampak dia telah membuat survey. Tsk. Tidak tahukah bahawa aku juga adalah survey whore??


Dan selagi tidak membuat survey ini, hidupku tidak akan aman, nak type-type pon tak boleh. So tina, I curikla survey itu dari blog yew yehhh.


This Craps I Do

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
- Yes. My friends and I sukeeelahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


2. Are you easily excited?
- Hello. Like very ok? Sikit-sikit excited.


3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
- Next week! Tak saba dah niiii. Apakah dia? Waitla okies.


4. Which of your friends is most excitable?
- Nikkit sebab dia lawak gile okies. Kalau duduk dengan die adalah tidak bosan. Betul ni.


5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
- Ermm. Hendak tunjuk nilai murnikah disini? Okla, half of it I laburkan and another half leburkan dengan membeli kasut, beg dan travel sambil amik gamba banyak2. Heh, mestila aku bagi kat mak aku some part of it. Tsk. Echeh. Gila berangan.


6. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
- Hmm..That 1 mill you mentioned above?


SELF DISCOVERY


1. Name? - Sharina Ros Kamal


2. Where were you born? - Assunta Hospital, Petaling Jaya.


3. What's your main goal in life? - Well to not to continue screwing up dan menjadi bahagia :). Oh dan juga berkahwin dengan lelaki kaya. Hoho.


4. Do you want to have children? - Kittens? Ngiauu


5. How do you want to die? - Sometimes I do. Especially when you feel like cirit-ing while kerja melambak.


OPINIONS


1. Sex before marriage? - Ha? Next.

2. Lower the drinking age? -Apa yew think drinking something that taste macam tar jalan tu kewl kah? Lainlah kalau cosmo.


3. Politics? - Yes, so what about politocs you want to discuss about datuk? Hoho. Yes I also think Datuk K is so luckty to get Siti Nurhaliza. Good politics. Next. Tsk.


4. Recycling? - Yes. I stuffed everything under my matress. Recycle tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

LOVE


1. Do you have a crush? - Of coursela, in which arena yew want?

2. Who is the best hugger that you know? - urmm..urm.. emak?

3. Do you believe in love at first sight? - No unless he drives an X5. hehe


Q&A


Q: How many beds were you in yesterday? - hello? Onelah


Q: What color shirt are you wearing? - T shirt singapore cat club. Sukeee. Ada banyak kucing.


Q: Name one thing that you do everyday? - mencarut. tsk. I know


Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? - Hmmm. Rm 70 kot?


Q: I can't wait till...? - to finish the critics and sleepla wey.


Q: Who got you to join Friendster? - hmmm. my ex haousemate, farah


Q: Is Jack on your friends list? - jack whola?


Q: Look to your left. What's there? - my handphone and errr stacks and stacks of papers, written.


Q: What's the last thing you borrowed from someone? - ntahla. tak ingat dah


Q: What website(s) do you visit the most? - my blog and neopets.


Q: Do you have plants in your room? - no but i have a cat.


Brain Spinners


something you hate about the person you love:
that person always bruised my ego by being more intelligent. Hoh!


something you wish your mother or father had warned you about:
jangan percaya cakap lelaki ini semua!


something that's holding you back from achieving your dreams:
my kemanjaan dan kesukaan untuk duduk di bawah ketiak emak. he


something you think you could win an award for:
blog + self camera whorring.


something you wish people would understand:
if I put my status as bz meaning I am bz la dollllllllllllllll!


something that keeps you going everyday:
my loves ones. Ecehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


something amazing that happened last summer:
last raya boleh? I do back flips in front of penyibuk makcik. Of course I am telling the truth. Sheesh


something you hate that people say:
apa salahnye. kan islam bagi lelaki kawen 4. pundek


something you wish you could have told that person that you never saw again:
oh, I am soooooooooooooo glad that I never saw u again. Please don't come back.


something that really stands out about last year:
erm..ermm..I started to do something beneficial for myself. Clap. Clap.


something you like that everyone else thinks is weird:
love cats more than babies.


something that makes you laugh every time it happens:
bila aku terkentut dengan kuat dan busuk. boleh?


something that makes the problems in your life not seem so bad:
emak.


something you listen to when you're in a really good mood:
my self singing. haha


something you do when you're trying to calm down:
cium mj or watch a chick flick. giler shallow dowh tapi aku suke


something you do when you wake up at 3am:
kench!


something you love doing on cold rainy days:
menidolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


something you absolutely love about that Certain Person:
that, that person really stand on his own and really hold on to that person words :).

something amazing that's happened this year:
too early to mentionlah wey


something that you always run into:
wannabes on internet.hehe


something that irritates you more than anything:
plagiarism on the internet dan juga apaa kau ingat kau kutuk orang [iaitu akula kan] tu kau chantekkkkkkkkkk? Jauh panggang dari api okkkkkkkk [tapi aku takpela sebab ni aku tulis sebagai peringatan. haha]

something you're addicted to / can't stop doing:
blogging.

something you had to give up but didn't want to:
smoking. I tanak tapi i dipaksa okehhhhhhhh


something that really stands out about you:
I kiutla. Hihi


something about you that's like everyone else:
Suka meraba .hehe


something that you say a lot that others have picked up on:
Keji. Tak caya balikla kampung aku, semua dah cakap keji. hahaWa caya lu Hulu Langattttttttt


something that makes you change the channel:
malaysian artist or cerita tembak-tembak.


something you wish you could change about your life:
hmm..my height. So the pendek ok.


something you think about every night before you go to sleep:
will I wake up tomorrow and alamak keje tak siap lagi.Celake.


something you refuse to pay money for:
konsert mawi.


something that you don't think will ever change about you:
that I would always love my teteks and my family.


something about you that you think you think will soon change:
err..ermm. my kegelupuran maybe? Hohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


something that broke your heart as a child:
I choose not to discuss this. Aku tanak nangisla malam neh. Besok-besok jela


something that really sparks your interest:
shoes, bags and ermm..moneyyyyyyyyyyy


something you wish that Certain Person would see in you:
that everything that Certain Person see be it zahiriah or batiniah is 100% true.Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiii siapakah Certain Person itu.Penat aku feeling disini okiessssssssssssss

Alamak. Celaka dah pukul 1.Hohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I feel happyyyyyyyyyyy

I am so sleepy and full but am feeling so happy.


Was planning to have dinner with my boss [sebab aku loserkan] at La Bodega but hey hey teteks suprised me by being there too. Tapi actually aku dah tau awal-awal sebab a) boss aku tak pandai berlakon b) dah nampak suzuki swift WNQ haha.


Apalah artinya makan tanpa gamba ye tak?

Teteks ku sayang :)



Tina, terima kasih kerana ini. I loiike



Saya suka baju kucingggggggggggggg merah.Ngiauuuuuuu



If you can see, my perverted teteks telah melukis tetek pada anj-anj itu.Pemyumbangleweng tapi saya chenta.



Ah.What is inside this box?



Roald Dahl books!I love lahhhhhhhhhh.

Yew know, there's so much I wanted to say but somehow gua tatau nak cakap apa sebab it was a marvelous event yo!


Cuma bak kata fadzi, kalaulah ianya jatuh semasa weekends pasti kami akan berdansa-dansa kecuali boss aku yang akan mengayu. Tetapi. Harus diingat, bos gua sangat ko-ol sebab dia suke tengok cerita charlie and the chocolate factory okkkkkkkkkkkk.


Tapi, apa-apa hal. I love my teteks soooooooooooooooooo much. Tiada galang gantinya :). You guys mean so much to me.


Thank you


And I can't wait for my extended birthday present next week. Like.. Yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Oh. Pictures are at usual.

Twenty Seven

I have been through various transformations. Was a scrawny kid when I was small that would practically wrote anyone's name if they lambat sampai skolah [tsk]. And I also experienced zaman pakai spek mata besa coz my mum used to think its hot [tsk tsk].


Had the opportunity to gain lots of weight even though most of people disagree but trust me I was 55 kg back then from 13 kg during form 1. Demm yuh nasik kawah. Also had undergone or suffered is more like it..various hairstyles. GI Jane, short hair, long hair, bopped, red berkarat hair, blondie but never really curled my hair. Because I am scared that I might turn into a poodle. Like..arff..arf


Met a lot of people from different background. Dated a number of guys that I do not wish to recall. Met lot of friends but the ones who remains close to my heart are teteks maybe because my tetek and their tetek grew up together fed with the same everything.


Made thousands mistakes and still on my way to correct them, if that is possible.


So, I would say. In the past 27 years of my life, I have been through lot although there is much to come and overcome [tsk tsk tsk].


27. Big number but beautiful [ ayat pujuk diri sendiri].


I think the number 27 indicates probably it is the suitable time to do some changes, for example, curling my hair and err whatever things that I was scared to do.


Ok. We finally come to this part where I wish myself.


Happy birthday to me. [So this is the q for you to wish me. Ha!]


My wish for this is year is..to remain happy :).

Event

Chinese new year was celebrated by having bbq with the big family. Oh I love bbq chickens and squids and talking craps with my cousins.



Who doesn't? Except I loathe the asap that always suffocate me and also nanti baju ku berbau asap.


I don't really like going back to the kampung but I love it when everyone was there and being happy and eating chicken with coleslaw while me gossiping with my cousins and watching spastics little cousin running here and there.And seeing the cats getting crazy smelling so many chicken getting bbq-ed.

Nenek also enjoying the food and the cats tried to dig the waste paper basket.



Us getik cousins

Actually the next day is a big day for one of my cousin, Yana. She was engaged to the man she loves. Which is good for her but not so good for me. I mean, I am the eldest cousin okkkkkkkk, kamu ini semua tidak respect kepada kakak kamu ini. Bagaimanakahhhhhhh?


The wedding will set place within this same year meaning I have to get a new baju which I like. Tsk. It is wonderful to see her tersipu-sipu malu [ ok this is a lie, she did not even tersipu. suko ado!]

Anyway, we are still waiting for the exact wedding date so the next event could take place.

Happy Yana



Siapa kata kau seorang je yg boleh gile gamba hari itu?



Cousins half of us

Still. I have few thoughts and questions

1. Why does orang-orang tua loves to paksa the younger generaton to wear emas berkati-kati? My grandma requested my cousin to wear her so-ughhhhh-collection of omeh. I mean, pakah ini semua? She already looked pretty with her baju no need to tambah kerlipan lagi.




2. I don't understand why some people has to treat a maid like a maid. I love my nenek's bibik. Sure she is a bit blur bur she is baik hati and tak perlulah mengeji maid ok, kalau die tu bijak dah sah-sah kau aje yg jadi kuli dia jadik boss. I mean, like my nenek's bibik sure she likes to talk crap but she's still a human and she is so baik dan yang paling penting,tidak mencurik baju ku atau baju nenenkku. Kalau takde bibik, boleh kau buek sumo?
   




3. Perluke tanya kepada kezen perempaun yang lain"awak bila pulak?". Tak kelaka ok.
   




4. I love sesi pantun-pantun. So old skool lah. I likee.
   




5. Whylah orang tua-tua banyak pantang larang. Jalan semasa hari tunang kena pelan-pelan and tidak bolehhhhhhhhhhh keluar untuk mengambil gamba. Jangannnnnnnnnn cakap kuat-kuat [ini seluruh keluarga rosadah fail]. Dan janganlah gatal nak menyuruh tunangan kau itu datang sekali. Kalau nak kene maki datanglah. Tetapi I dun see the relevance, sue me.
   

That's all. I need to do my work now. I'm..like..so hardworking [haha]

A.I

Because I have no life, I spent my wednesday and thursday night watching american idol. Shut up if you watch american idol and you have a life. Maybe you are just in denial or you are a tv junkie. Hehe


So. Usually I don't give a shit about american idol because I used to be cool hanging around haha! but now it's different.


And I've fallen in love with laki orang. So against my ..what do you call that thing again? Shit..apa tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. principal, haa! So brace yourself with my poyoness coz I loooooooove this guy!

Phil Stacey

As shallow as I am, I like him coz I think he's cute and hot. Oh I like fair guy and I hope he's not blonde. I don't like blond but baldie I loiike also.Hemsem ok. Hemsemmmm and he's funny.Yew know, not like giving poyo answer or worst dumb dimana menunjukkan iq tahap lembu [tapi pilot emirates..opps]


The next contestant yang I like issssss...

Paul Kim

Because he is Chinese. Just because he is Chinese. I have a soft sport for Chinese guy walaupon personality die tak interesting lansung ok.


Tsk. Adakah aku gatal kerana hanya suka lelaki sahaja? Mungkin? Hey, at least I mengaku dari berpura-pura ayu tapi di dalam gatal bagai err..semalu?[ I was hoping to find something that ryhme]


Ok. Fine. My fav female contestant iss

Antonella Barba

Her voice is so so but she's hot. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I wish to raba her. Hot-ness!


Actually, for the female contestant I dig Bailey Brown.She is the sweetest of the sweetest pop tarts ok.Jessica simpson pon kalah. Mandy moore masa blond pon kalah.But she got voted out masa grouping sebab dia lupa lirik. Tsk, yes I am sad.

Bailey the sugar tart

I mean, she is chantek and with a nice voice. Kalaulah die junior skolah aku dulu. Haha



OMG [haha. Keji tak keji aku pakai ayat inih??]. I like..have no life..Like totally! [Macam celake]


Tsk. Oklah nak sambung tebuk notes, kasik masuk dalam file elok-elok.


Yew bunnies have a blast weekends okies!

Shaky & Cranky

I am on drugs and it's called steroid. It's making me shaky and cranky. So far no one get yelled yet because everyone is sleeping except for mj who is tidur-tidur ayam.


I wish I am on the other drugs, you now marijuana.


Ok. Mj just walked away, she is still mad at me for putting the ear drops into her ears. Not my fault, she keep scratching her eyes and that made me uneasy.She has ear mites in my opinion. So today I put the ear drops and she tries to wriggle and finding her way out of my room but I won't let her sebab aku belum korek telinge dia lagi.


She is one temperamental cat and likes to be alone. My mum said she adopt that from me. Yew know, I like to mengamuk and menyombongkan diri. She must be mad after I refused to let her go that she..


Kencing on my book.


But. I never kenching on anyone book or kencing on anyone at all.


Was I mad? No I did not.


I love her. How can I be mad?


Yet now she is merajuk on me lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She chose to sleep under the rain outside the house rather di pelukan ku ini.


Salah ke nak hilangkan kutu telinge? Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Fucking ventolin. I hate it when I'm shaky..and cranky.

V day

My mom received a Valentine's Day card from anonymous person. Engraved in silver pen lagik tulisan dekat luar. Inside the card, was written


"For the selfless way you hold your loved ones together. Happy Valentine's Day"


That's all. No signature at all.


Siapala bagi kad tamaw letak nama?


I have few suspects in mind, some of my friendss yang sukela membuat benda-benda begini and some of them adored my mom sebab she's cool ok.


Because my mum said her friends never send her card and would never not acknowledge themselves.


It can't be Mr. Ros kamal sebab HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW PON BILA VALENTINE'S. UMUR AKU BERAPA TAHUN PON DIA TATAU OKKKK.


My brother? Ehe I don't think so. He's not that type.



So I inquire some of the suspects yang mungkin terlibat menghantar kad itu kepada Puan Zuraidah dan semua tidak mengaku.


Adakah korang takut nagaan Pn. Zuraidah atau kejian Cik Sharina?


Tsk. Whoever you are I just would like to say 2 things.

1. Thank You for making my mom smiles. That really made her day. She still smiles even leaving for her treatment and she keep the card in a safe place. Sweet




2. Yang kedua. Celake, apsal hanta kat mak aku jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Mana kad akuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
   

Hoh. Anyway, since today is Valentine's apa kata kita semua tak payah buat kerja dan main game bertemakan Valentine's?

Enjoy!

Flash Games

Nerd

I think I am going to date a nerd lah.

Sebab apa tau, I am tired giving chances to so called macho macho guy. They sometimes so prasan you know. And I tamau dah date bad boys.

I want a nerd that dress like a nerd and talk like a nerd. Yang tak pernah ade gefren. But the nerd must also love cats like me.

Once I dated a goody two shoes yang to me agak nerd. Cuma die tamau mengaku nerd, hello kenapa tanak mengaku nerd? Kalau betul apasalahnyalah, I mean I am still going out with you kan? I also dun like lelaki yang tidak mahu mengaku dirinya siapa dan suka berlagak cool. Kalau kau dah tak cool, tak cool lah! Kau ingat kau date perempaun ko-ol [haha] macam aku, kau boleh jadik kool?

He is a nice boy cuma disebabkan dia defensive I dun like.

Dulukan masa blaja kat UM, I love to sit besides nerds during class. Lepas tu senyum-senyum and mintak kertas. You can see how shaky he was while tearing the paper for me. And you could see they don't know how to react the next time you smile and say hello to them.

My housemate used to say I am bad because of mempermainkan perasaan orang which I did not. Kadang-kadang kesianlah seeing them sitting all alone by themselves, so why not smile at them and make their day walaupun aku tahu senyuman aku tidaklah seberharga mana.

Walaupon mungkin agak keji tetapi ye,nak carik nerdlah.

Macam sampah tak entry aku hari ni?

Hehe

Hantu Susu

I am the sort of person who treasures having my own time. Would only go out with those who are the closest to my heart which are teteks , my enthusiasm did not really apply to others. Some people get the idea I am the people-type of person or maybe the forthcoming girl from the block. I am only the people- type of person when it comes to work, else I'll be happy to be alone.


So again, I found myself hogging the tv since no one was home; my brother is shaking his ass in Phuket right now [please don't tell my mum, she thought he went to some team building. Hehe] and my parents went to err.. errr.. balik kampong I guess.


Here I was, watching a Thai horror movie entitle The Hotel. I tell yewla, I think Thai horror movies are so over rated. The only Thai movie that scares me was The Eye, even when people said that The Shutter was freaking terrifying, aku rasa macam bangang je crite tu. But I did enjoy Nang Nak though.


My vote still goes out to the scene when Nor Kumalasari beranak ikut mulut. Hey, I thought that time, you have two options which are a) beranak ikut bontot or b) beranak ikut mulut. Of coursela I would vote for beranak ikut mulut kan? Tak nakla anak aku keluar bau taik. Eee


So, anyway. There was this one hantu yang paling ditakuti satu ketika dahulu. Hantu susu.


According to the story which was spread from mouth to mouth, this hantu susu will break the surface during maghrib time. She who hypothetically a lady will knock your door and narrate some sad story on how her baby is crying of starvation, and would pleaded for your mercy to provide her with some milk. So, feeling sympathy, you would go to the kitchen to fetch the milk but! As you returned to the door, she is no where to be seen except, there will be a tombstone with your name and the date of your death on it.

Rumah siapa la pulak yang aku nak mintak susu ni?

This story was so widespread told that it was even reported in one of the tabloid and hello, itu adalah tidak kelakar ok. Some even said, she will begged to those she saw walking at night be it adults or kids.


I was in standard 4 that time and was enrolled for English class owned by Robert Lam not far from my house which required me to walk. Ahah? Adakah anda masih mahu pergi ke kelas jika tahu ada hantu di kejiranan anda ini?


Not me obviously.


Tsk.


I wonder what happen to that hantu susu now. She must be dejected setelah popularitinye ditenggelami oleh hantu thai dan hantu korea. Tidak kurang juga dengan hantu mat salleh yang sedaya-upaya berlakon seram tetapi gagal.


Fret not hantu susu, you are still superb in your own style. I mean, how many hantu yang tidak perlu mengilai dan buat muka seram untuk menakutkan orang?


Exactly.

Hnatu-hantu, selamat bekerja

Ah!

Demm. Akhirnya blogspot had succeeded in forcing me to upgrade to the new blogger[used to be beta]. After signing in to my account today, I was directed to upgrade. Tried to refresh and get back to the first page few times but still stuck on the same page. I really loved the old version of blogger because I like itlah!



Tsk. I was being force yew bunnies!


On the other note. I am upset because my slimming down plan failed as I tried 3 pieces of bikinis during my shopping spreee. Babi aku nampak macam anak ikan paus. Takde pinggang, bontot besar. I mean, my butt could not fit properly into the bikini bottom. Apakah ini semua?


Don't let me start on my tummy.


Adalah tidak sempat untuk crash diet sekarang.


Plus, I adalah sedikit meradang because I want to buy a new wedge but was told that wedge tidak sesuai untuk berjalan jauh beribu-ribu batu dan tempat tidak rata kerana kaki akan sakit and I was "told nicely" not to buy because if I did, I will be barking at that person face sebab kaki aku sakit semasa berjalan dan akan mengamuk ngamuk tanpa arah dan tujuan.


Hello? Adakah aku berperangai begitu? Ehe. Sadly yes.


One question. Why killer-beautiful-todiefor-shoes always menyakitkan kaki?


I love the comfortness provided by scholl but their design is just not my stylela. The crocs? I can't pull that off .


Dahla. I am going to find some amusing things to do.


See you when ermm.. I see you?

Tata

$%%^^%&^&**&%^RGG

Babi.


I am stressed so I am allowed to mencarut. I was only 75% cured and acknowledged that I had another assignment to submit pada hari sabtu which is today. And it is to summarise a book chapter by chapter.


Hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Kau ingat aku sami tangan 8 ke haaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Assignment yang lagi satu pon aku tak siapkan lagik okkkkkkkkkk.Ok, adalah tak tahu siapa perlu dimarah disini tapi nak marah sebab the language of the book is so mendalam. Tahulah kau cendiakiawan dan scholars tapi perlukah kau tulis bahasa ynag susah aku nak tulis balikkkkkkkkkkkkk? Aku tak paham kenapa orang suke tunjuk terrer dengan menulis bahasa yang macam jahanam.


Yang kedua. Kenapa susah nak paham yang "not interested" bermaksud not interested? Does it occur to you that I ma just being nice and not to show that I am interested? Perlukah aku tekankan disini bahawa i tidak mahu. Tidak mahu. Tidak perlu hantar sms comel. Tidak perlu hantar emel cakap apa-apa pon.E kad or what everlah. Dan tidak perlu cakap-cakap seperti kaulah pencinta wanita di ym. You just added more retakan to my head.


Yang ketiga. Tell me lah kenapa susahnye nak kelurkan kahak inilah weyyy. Menderita hidupku ini.


Yang keempat. Masalah personal. Marah sekali. marah luapan ynag dikumpul-kumpul tetapi tidak tahu bagai mana hendak berkata. Tunggu lagi 26 hari, it's either I burst or I will continue mencarut in this blog.


Lanchla wey, dah pukul 1 pagi and keje tak siap lagi.


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Recovering

Today, the fever decreased although the sound of phlegm rattling in my chest could still be heard. Celake. Macamana aku nak keluarkan ini? Rasa macam ada rattle snake di dalam dada ok.


Anyway, usually I will never fail to mengidam makan makanan yang lazat lazat tetapi susah di dapati. But this time, I did not crave for such things tetapi aku mengidam nak tengok cerita ali setan. Boleh?

Dalam kehidupan ini, yang terindah..

I can't seemed to find the relevant between ali setan and my demam tapi sebelum aku tido dalam delusion I keep thinking of Ali Setan. Tsk.. Gile merepak gua.



Speaking of which I think if my demam berterusan, I might shoot my neighbour. I dunno who but he fucking annoys me. Dahla aku demam , makan ubat seseme kasik high lepas tu dah pukul 2 pagi pon memekak main muzik lagi. I can hear the bass sound clearly. Booomm..Boom.


Don't under estimate my psychoness during demam. I once suruh anak orang dia sebab diorang main-main tengah malam buta when I was on my ventolin med. Although when I think of it again, anak apa main gelak2 pukul 2/3 pagi? Anak orang ke anak hantu?


Hey, it's not funny talking about ghost when you are high. You don't believe me? Just take some marijuana and take turns to tell ghost stories. Wa komfem lu cirit dalam seluar walaupon bong lu ada gamba dolphin. Hehe


Apart from that, I love it when my muka yang hitam bertukar kemerah-merahan akibat demam dan bibirku merah cuma ia telah disabotaj oleh rambut kusut masai dan muka kembang due to excessive sleeping.


Fret not. I'll be ok and I know I will be because I got a shopping spree to do this weekend!


Like.. Yeayyyyyyyyyy...koff..koff


I mean even though I am still panting but I managed to finished 2 pinggan nasik + sambal udang today. Not my fault, I missed eating good food after only allowed to eat porridge and sup sayur yang eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Tell me, what type of people really enjoy soup sayur?
Eeeeeeeeeeeee. Oh no, you can't be mad at me coz I dunno what I am talking about. I am on drugs remember?


He.


Happy weekends bunnies!

Hapa pendam pelakuran

I can't sleep the whole night. Reason being, my brain is boiling and my body is burning.


Demm yuh demam + seseme + sakit tekak + asthma.
Jahanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm[putra, pinjam ye]


Although I must say I feel sexy sebab bibir aku terasa tebal seperti kak nita.


Yesterday, I felt my chest was wheezing but gelato fruity keep calling my name. I mean, how could I resist hazelnut gelato, you must be insane man. Oh, even they changed their name from lecka-lecka to gelato fruity they still taste yummy. Except they could place more hot chics to boost their business.


Oh, I am supposed to get your sympathy here so I must act like I am so sakit. I mean..Uhuk..Uhuk


But hell, demm that girl you sell gelato, she should had warn me that by eating gelato when you are at the initial stage to get asthma could bring fatal [echeh, exaggerate gile].


Luckily I bought hot top for myself so atleast there's a reason for me to smile, you know remiscing saat-saat indah.


And Mj is making me sad. She refused to sleep with me last night when that's what she has been doing all this while. Oh, Mj. Bila kakak memerlukan belain kasih sayang, you just leave me alone in the cold. Aku tak larat nak carik dia seba tangga tu ada lebih dari 5 anak tangga.


This morning, my mum masukkan her into my room. Haha. Mana kau nak lari. Meh sini akak cium perut lemak tu.


But then it occur to me, maybe she know I am sick and she doesn't want to add my agony since bulu kucing adalah tidak elok untuk kesihatan or maybe she doesn't want to get my jangkitan. Oh Shit. If she demam I would feel so bad. Takpe, I promise Mj, if you demam I jaga you sampai sehat and not returning the favour of you buat tak tahu to me. Hoh!


Ok. My sendi are so sakit and I am going to force myself to kench so the pelakuran dalaman or what ever fuck it is will keluar.


But being tabah, all emails will still be entertained.


Happy Working bunnies.
Uhuk..Uhuk

Sharing is not caring ok

Me and my boss were eating at a malay place last weekend after a tiring day. It was quite difficult to get a seat sebab semualah orang dekat KL ni nak makan dekat situkan. When we finally got one, I suddenly feel the urge to kench and told him to take the seat while I go kech.


Tapi tak jadi kech sebab geli lah toiletnye itu so I went back to the table, where I find my boss looked a bit relief.


He: Just now I offered a couple to share the table with us but they don't want. They prefer to stand and wait.
Me: Yeah usually it's like that.


He: Well, in chinese restaurant it's a common thing to share a table.
Me: Issit? We malay sometimes do thatla but not all the time.


He: Why not?
Me: Err


Sebab nanti susahla bofren die nak suapkan makanan dekat awek dia. Tak comfortablela kalau kau tengok. Nak manja manja pon tak boleh. Nak cakap apa pon orang lain denga.Yelah, usually when you go out with your partner mestila nak privacykan. I told that to my boss and he said the place is an open space anyway, macamana nak privacyla?


Haih. banyak tanyala pulakkan. Hehe. To me la, your table is your own space, your safe circle la kot. Personally I don't like to share table with strangers too sebab aku suka gelak macam syaiton dan cakap kuat. Tak orang tu pandang aku semacam, dia mesti senyum-senyum kambing sebab terdengar conversation. Biaselakan, takkan nak makan je kot, mesti nak cerita cerita karut sket.Dan gelak hahaha sambil berkata "Bodowla Nikkit"[hehe]


Maybe that's what we do but to other races especially the chinese they take their food seriously. Tapi aku rasa betul, sebab setiap kali aku angin, boss aku mesti kasik aku makan. Hehe


So perhaps, sebab itula tak kesah share table.


Ke salah?


Tapi apa-apa hal, I dun like sharing. Lantakla caring is sharing pon tapi aku tidak rasa itu adalah kiut. Kau nak caring apa bila duduk satu meja dengan aku? Melainkan kalau hensem dan single dan kaya dan tidak pengote I benarkan[hihi]


Keji.


Tiba-tiba terasa tiada relevennye entry ini. Tidak mengapalah itu.


Macam tidak biasa kan. hehe


Ok serious kene stop mengecrap.


Stop.


Tapi ada sambungan lagi iaitu announcement untuk get pretty! iaitu:


Order from 9th to 18th February MAY be subject to extra 1 week waiting
Order will not be taken from 19th February to 2nd March due to traveling [tak saba!]
Business shall be continued from 3rd March onwards.


Jadi placelah order cecepat ye.


Ok dah.


Full stop.

Get Pretty

Bunnies!


Chics adalah bercita-cita hendak menjadi chantek semasa kecik kerena semasa kecik dia adalah sangat kering dan memakai spek besar.


Sekarang ini adalah sudah besar but maseh gagal mencantik maka chics decided to do something else to memujuk hatinya yang meronta-ronta kesedihan ini.


Chics decided to come up with another alternative of getting pretty which is opening an online store selling beauty product named get pretty!


What the hell is get pretty you ask?


It's an online store selling beauty product which at this moment designated for women. Tetapi! Jika ada lelaki yang ingin membeli silala emel kepada saya ye.


Why you should buy from us?
I can give you 10 reasons.

1. We do not sell sell rejects/tampered products. Everything is 100% new.
2. Chics cute so kene beli dekat die.hihi
3. Chics sangat kiut so kene beli dekat die. hihi
4. Low prices
5. Genuine
6. 7- days money back guarantee (read full terms and conditions)
7. Chics is cute [keji tak keji?]
   
8. We can custom order [you list, we quote]
9. I will perform a lap dance for every 5 items ordered
10. Haha. I am lying actually [on no 9 only :p]
    

So. Sempena Isnin yang malas ini, why not pay a visit there?


Marila..Marilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Happy Monday bunnies.
Muahs!

Ditangkap polis

Hai arnab-arnab. Nama saya chics dan saya rasa sehat hari ini. Apa khabarla awak arnab hari ni? Pernahkah anda mendapat surat daripada pihak polis dan mahu ditahan di balai bolis? Aha chics adalah penah ok.


Sewaktu itu adalah gatal hendak duduk di luar, tidak mahu lagi duduk dengan emak so pergila mencarik rumah kosong untuk disewa [Ini adalah lebih senang untuk berpoye-poye hihi]. Adalah hati gembira apabila ada seorang budak telah berkata die juga mahu carik housemate dan telah mendapat rumah di vista angkasa.Ini adalah hebat!



Vista angkasa adalah pilihan majmuk masyarakat universiti malaya sewaktu itu kerana ianaya berhadapan dengan gerai makanan yang keji dan juga ada pasar malam yang adalah best juga itu.Tapi itu bukan masalahnya. Masalahnya ialah apabila rumah yang disewa itu mentipu. Fully furnish kononnye ye tapi furniturenya adalah usang dan reput sana sini. Ada sebuah katil yang tilamnya penuh tompokan dan lubang dimana di bawah katil itu terdapat 2 buah patung bogel memakai mekap.Adalah tidak faham motifnye ini yo! Dan di dalam bilik itu juga ada sebuah almari baju tetapi ianya penuh dengan baju-baju orang yang entah hape-hape. Hello? Kau nak suruh aku pakai baju stok nor kumalasari dalam drama-drama tiada esok or tiada whatever itu?


Di ruang tamu ada sebuah sofa antik, kayu jati tapi apabila hendak menduduk adalah ranap sofa itu kerana telah dimakan anai-anai. Dan pakunye adalah berkarat ok, ada kesan orang cuba nak pasangkan balik. Habis tu macamana nak lepak tengok tv kalau ada bende keji terbenegkalai di depan itu? Peti ais juga keji. Suatu hari adalah memakan McD lalu menyimpan baki makanan di dalam peti ais. Besok kunun nak makanla sekali wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ada lipas di dalam itu okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Ini lipas apa duduk dalam peti ais?Rupanya peti ais itu bila ditutup beberapa menet akan terbukak balik. Bongok tak bongok you tell me?


Jamban paling bestlah. Bila duduk di jamban itu, ianya akan hendak roboh. Like macaman aku nak alignkan taik ini betul-betul? Tdak mahu bila selesai memberak, semua tahi bertaburan di atas lantai. Bodoh, ingat best ke berak toilet bergoyang? Tahap parah, sanggup berak dekat fakulti daripada berak dekat rumah.

Perlukah jadi begini?

Yang paling best adalah. Balik kelas nampak seorang budak lelaki keluar dari rumah itu. Anak landlord.Boleh pulak engkau sukati nak masuk rumah tu bila kau suka? Taula rumah bapak kau tapi aku baya sewalah bodoh.


Disebabkan tidak puas hati, my friend telah mengadu kepada landlord untuk menukar apa-apa ynag patut, termasuk suruh anak dia serahkan kunci. Tapi seperti biasalah dalam drama dan cerita cerita horror haram takdo ok.


Sebagai protes, kami adalah menukar ,mangga dan tidak mahu membayar sewa. Tetapi! Pada satu malam yang seram, tengah tido tiba-tiba terdengar bunyik "blam!blam!" dan diikuti "Bukak pintu ni! Maki-maki + ugut-ugut". Chics tak nampak siapa tapi menurut cerita anak tuan rumah sudah mengamuk sambil memanggil kawan-kawannya nak kasik pukul sebab tak baya sewa dan buat tatau bila orang suruh baya. Lama-lama mungkin kerana bosan dia telah mengechow padahal dekat dalam rumah kami adalah menggelupur ketakutan.


Tidak lama kemudian, kami mengambil keputusan untuk berpindah tetapi sebelum itu telah membuang barang-barang ynag tidak perlu seperti sofa yang telah berderai, patung-patung bogel mahu pun tilam semualah kan. Padan muka kau. Haha.


Dan kemudian mengunci rumah dan terus lari ke rumah baru dengan eksyennye.


Kehdupan di pantail hillpark adalah aman sehingga satu hari lepas balik kelas, housemate chics memanggil

" Mr x[ni sebab aku tak inagt apa nama diela] dah buat report polis. Sekarang polis panggil kita datang balai. Garang suara polis tu, sialp-silap dia cakap kita kene tido sana".

Shitelakan.

Lanch.


Sebagai bekap,Chics menelepon bofren dan bofren telah menelepon kawan yang suka terlibat dalam acara pergaduhan.



Mungkin kerana pakai seksi hari itu menyebabkan abang polis mengclose case dengan mengatakan landlord itu bodoh sebab hanya ada agreement photostat yang kelihatan telah di ammend dengan sukahatinye dengan tangan. Tetapi mungkin juga sebab kami adalah manj manja dengan abang polis juga. Eee.


Selepas itu ingin membagi kunci kepada landlord tetapi sorang apek kedai dobi yang bertindak sebagai agen telah memesan supaya hantar kunci kepada dia.Apek ni bongok ok.Suka mengapi-ngapikan orang.Sebelum ni dengan we all bukan main tapi balkang-blakang bukan main. Ini adalah satu contoh cina berperangai melayu [opps]. Dia pon samalah datang balai dan membuat cerita yang bukan bukan pasal we ols.


Maka hari itu, apek itu telah kene maki dan anak landlord yang buat muka bangga mula-mula telah diberikan layanan yang sama. Mamat si penggaduh itu hampir-hampir memukul si anak tetapi itu hanya gertak sahaja.


Kesimpulannya, dalam kereta ke balai polis adalah sangat cuak seperti hendak ceret beret dan telah terbayang duduk di dalam lokap seperti dalam tv.


Tidak best dan tidak kiut kene panggil dengan polis.


Diharapkan pada masa akan datang, tidak akan dipanggil polis lagi walaupun orang itu adalah A galak, melainkan sesiapa yang berlakon polis semasa hen party.


Hehe.