Thursday, May 31, 2007

Trilogi

Hai. nama saya chics. Saya belum menonton spiderman 3 ataupaun pirate of the Caribbeans 3 lagi. Ini adalah kerana saya tidak suka menonton bersama beruk-beruk yang suka membuat bising di dalam wayang dan benci apabila saya suka mengencing disana sini tanpa sekatan sewaktu menonton.


Trilogi yang saya berjaya tonton adalah lord of the rings dan ini adalah kerana saya chenta sama itu aragorn yang sangat bersifat kelakian dan juga harry potter kerana er..err..kerana saya pedophile? Tidak ya, ini adalah fitnah.


Berbalik kepada cerita lord of the ring tadi, pertama kali saya menontonnya ialah bersama ex saya yang agal sengal. Saya berkata dia sengal kerana dia kalau tiba waktu menonton wayang pasti akan terlupa dan tertido tanpa bangun-bagun. Selalunya saya akan terpaksa naik kerumahnya [yang ohhh penuh dengan lelaki kacak] dan menaga sambil menggoncangnya bangun. Lalu, dia tanpa gagal akan berkata " Jangan marah , Na" sambil menggelupur mandi


Sewaktu hendak menonton lord of the rings 1 itu, rintangan yang sama juga terpaksa saya hadapi. Budak botak bangun lambat lagi, tetapi saya tidak marah kerana tak sabar hendak menegok cerita yang menjadi buah mulut orang itu.


Setelah membeli nachos yang di dip dengan cheese[masa tu GSC ada jual nachos ni lagi okies] saya telah bersiap sedia dengan pergi mengencing sekali. Juga bersiap sedia memakan sedikit nachos buat bekalan.


Jeng...Tidak lama kemudia, iklan pun tamatlah dan ahaaaaaaaaaa, Lord of the Ring bermula...


Tetapi..
Tetapi..


Mengapakah ada perempuan memakai sleeveless? Bukankah patut adaorang bertelinga runcing dan bermain pedang-pedang? Tak apalah, ini mungkin adalah gimik itu.


10 menet berlalu, kenapa ada dua perempaun baring-baring atas katil sekarang? Mana pedang? Mana telinga runcing? Manaaaaaaaaaaaa.


"Awak, betul ke ni lord of the ring wak?"
"Betulla, kite gi beli lepas kelas tadik"
"Bak tiket sini cek"


Waktu siaran... betul..
Nombor panggung..betul..
Tajuk cerita..be...


Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?



"Ini bukan lord of the rings nihh! Ni The ring!!"



"Oh bukan ke? Hehe"


Sengal tak sengal skang? Tak pepasal saya telah dipaksa menengok cerita hantu yang berusaha untuk berlakon seram


Seminggu kemudian, kami berjaya membeli tiket yang betul, tetapi telah membeli seat depan sekali. Akibatnya adalah tengkuk adalah sangat sakit. Tetapi hati saya lebih sakit kerana ex saya telah berdengkur dengan jayanya dan menjadi perhatian orang ramai.


Sejak itu, saya tidak menonton Lord of The rings dengannya lagi. Tetapi pergi menonton dengan ex-ex saya yang lain yang ehe saya sendiri pon tak ingat siapa.


Hehe.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Pop Culture

I've been tag by tina.


The Songs
Ok, the rules:


1. Go to Pop Culture Madness site.
2. Pick the year you turn 18 years old.
3. Get yourself nostalgic over the songs that year.
4. Write something about how those songs affected you.
5. Pass it on to five more friends.


The songs that registered in my mind are :


1. All My Life - K-Ci and JoJo


I just love this song. It always reminds me of youth and my first love. Every time I heard this song, I will think of him. Yeah, he is sweet but perhaps not the sweetest. He thought me how to love someone and turned me from someone who hated everyone to someone who at least learn to appreciate myself [but I still hate almost everyone. Haha]. He thought me my first kiss and how it feels to cry of broken heart. But I think I broke his heart more by walking away with err ..another guy. Who I turned to hate until today. Kemak punya jans. Hehe. Emo pulak.


2. Bitter Sweet Symphony - the Verve


I love this song till this very day. It came out to be the soundtrack for Cruel Intention, one of my favourite movies. Why do I love it? Coz of the music lah kot, it is slightly different from the rest. Although I must say the very first time I heard it, I sort of got a headache. But who, the second listening session made me hooked.



3. Sweetest Thing - U2


Oh God. This song remind me of my rotten time in MCC Kuantan. I hate that place. Pagi-pagi ahad masa aku tengah membuta lagik, mesti ada orang bukak radio and main lagu ni. And in my tidur-tidur ayam, I will be thinking what shall I do for that day or where shall I go for dating. Of course I can't wear the short skirt because this is bloody kuantan jalan gamb[p]ang and kalau kau nak mati pakaila. Most of the lecturer hated me sebab aku first day datang dah kene masuk bilik HEP, kene sound except for my physics teachers sebab aku terrer gile physic. Haha. And oh, the Chinese Chem teacher doesn't seemed to mind me too, siap gelakkan aku lagi bila aku tak paham-paham apa die ajar. But he should be put aside coz he live in his own world.



4. Thank U - Alanis Morisette


Remind me of my school and my friends in school. We like to ponteng prep and tengok tv curik-curik tengah-tengah malam buta to watch billboard or vidz. Alanis morisette was hot back then. I am not saying she looked hot or what but her songs were. I usually listen to this song yang telah di rekod dalam kaset[kaset okkk?] dan di pasang to walkman but disambung kepada speaker besar. Haha. I used to live in this one schema block call Zainab Hall where the students were super skema [dun give a fuck if one of them is reading this] bila aku pasang je lagu pakai speaker mesti bising. After that I moved to Khadijah Hall and ehe, it was superb.


5. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia


The first debut of Natalie Imbruglia. I loved her hair, her eyes and this song. I thought this song was about a girl who hatinye tertorn but then somewhere this year I read a blog of someone who said it was related to some kind of taboo thing. Adakah selaput dara yang torn? Well, honestly it never crossed my mind. Lihatlah betapa innocentnya aku.


Am tagging;


a) Lenny
b) Uda
c) Alan
d) Darling8tabby
e) AM

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Heart sank

Ok. Last night I sleep early at about 10.30 coz I was feeling sick and hehe I just woke up. Practically feeling sakit kepala coz banyak tido.


I logged on to err..the student portal to check my result and my heart sank. Apsal result aku macam sem lepas je? Takkanlaa.Dahla sem lepas result tak best.


Laaa,sekali it was last sem result. The new result has not come out yet. Heh


Membuang masa korang tak baca entry ni?hehehehehehehehe

Monday, May 28, 2007

Someone for everyone

Was having mamak session [the fact that I don't eat mamak but my friends do] and had our mourning and serious talk about life as usual. No, this is not teteks who I am talking about. They err..err never really have serious talking session in public.


So we went to scrutinise our achievement in life so far which ehe were not that great actually. I mean, we are 26 yet still working makan gaji and err..err in a mediocre position and single. While people around us had move on dengan jayanya sekali.



This is when Ikhwan said how he could not believe some of his friend already got hitched padahal dia adalah lagi hemsem [statement ni aku yang tambah, tapi aku taula ikhwan kalau baca dia suke.haha]. How come other people deserve to be with someone and not us? Padahal orang lain tu bukannya best sangat pon.haha


Then I thought of few couples who at the first glance tidaklah mempunyai err..pakej yang menarik but ended happily married. I know this is a horrid statement but somehow that was what we discussed the other day.


Kadang-kadang memang betul, at certain time when a couple passed by you will give some remarks such as


  1. How come the hunk is holding hands with the old lady? Takde perempaun muda lagi ke?



  2. Eh, boifren kacak dia tapi kenapa gefren dia gemuk?



  3. The young lady who was holding hands with the old guy mesti is after his money.



  4. Oh my, what the hell is that foxy doing with that guy? Apsal aku yang hemsem ni tak dapat?


Hmm. Kenapa ye?


To me, maybe these people even how odd they look, they deserve each other. For example for question no 1, put aside material factor [taikla kalau kau cakap kau tak going towards materialism] maybe the guy find older women are easier to handle dari younger girls who are still daze in their getik style and can't be able to control their anger leave alone jealousy. And the women, finds the guy comforting coz being with a young guy makes her feel young at heart. Adakah salah untuk berasa muda? Asalkan jangan seperti macik macik berdansa di club cukupla.


So what is so keji seeing them together?


And no 4. What the hell is the foxy doing with that guy? First of all, what makes you think you stand more chance than the guy. Adakah kerana rupa kau yang melebihi dia? Now tell me, with your look, could you give her happiness and security? Could you cope out with her flocking by admirers and tell me, kalau orang tu tak hemsem, meaning he doesn't deserve a hot chicas kah?
Maybe, despite not having the package, he is the sweetest and heart melter alive. And by being with him, her life seemed to be complete. And for him, perhaps he saw beyond the beauty, something else which were transparent to others but not to him. Then again, takkan tak best kalau ade partner lawa?


So what is so keji seeing them together.


I personally feel, no matter how you look and how much you earn, there will be somene for everyone.


Kalau perangai kau macam lanch, heh macam lanchla jugak pasangan kau or maybe not. Like kalau kau rasa ade satu perempaun tu perangai macam setan and wish she ended up with another setan, heee think again. She might be not. Entah-entah kauu yang end up dengan setan kot. Hehe


Oh no. What am I talking about ini?


Oh ok, so when you walked and saw an odd couple, try to look at them in different ways. And somehow, you will feel ok to be single. Because the person who truly fits you and understand you, is still on his/her way...


To complete you.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Primary stories

After so long not lepaking together, I met ikhwan just now. And to add the suprise, dina was there too. I would say it was almost a year since i met him and it was all goodlah.


He then told me about his phobia towards dentist, which is exactly like mine. And he balme it on the dentist who always come for check up at our school, primarylah of course. Ye, dan die mengingatkan aku kepada seorang dentist perempuan ynag berambut kerinting yang suka menggodek mulut budak-budak. Dahla tu main blasah je.


And the dentist used to scared out like rasa nak terberakla. The sound of the driller adalah sangat menakutkan.


Lagi satu bende yang menakutkan masa sekolah rendah is rubella.


Seniors always said that rubella is an injection where the dr will take satu besi yang bengkok sket dekat hujung and panaskan atas api. Bila bahagian cangkuk tu dah panas, the dr will inject the needle or the besi bengkok at your lengan and congkel.


Tak ke rasa terkencet mendengarnya?


Another thing, rubella will always leave you some scar. if your scar is biggggg, meaning the medicine is working and it's good butttt, if the scar is small and hampir tak nampak, aiyoo, habisla tak tau, nanti awak kene amik rubella lagik.


The myth really scares the shit out of me ok.


Even later I find out the use normal needle for rubella but I was still worried about scar rubella aku yang kecik itu. I mean, what if kalau kali kedua dia betul-betul cungkil?


Tsk

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Frustrated

Moody ok malam ini.

I have spent more than 1 month downloading 7 sins pc edition via torrent. I wish I could just buy them but they only sell the ps version and not pc version.


The downloading process adalah sangat lembab coz the file is big and the connection is lanch. And the seeders [orang yang ada file ni] were only available once in a while. If you are lucky, you will get most of the pieces tranferred within 1 day. Lihatlah, betapa susahnya dak download file ni? But nevermind, I sabar lagik.


So tonight, I finally finished donwloading it. Yeay, I thought.


I thoughtlah kan.


The file was in.bin and.cue forms where I have to do extra work downloading ExtractNow file to extract both of the file mentioned earlier sebab aku malas nak burn dalam cd. After waiting few minutes, I managed to extract it and voila even with the crack was produced.


Dengan bahagianya aku berkata dalam hati dengan nada riak "wah bestnya boleh main 7 sins malam ni dan terrernye aku"


Tetapi bila di install , it keep going out from the game window before sempat dimainkan. Adalah teruja melihat gamba perempaun seksi tetapii mengapa kau keluar pergi ke windows?


Lanch.


  1. Adakah memori chloe tidak cukup? Could not be, Chloe adalah power. And I don't want to masuk the motherboard and menggodek-godek ok. Tak pepasal je kang Chloe maut.



  2. Adakah requirement yg diset untuk game adalah salah? I set everything to low the second time but still lah pulak kann.
Last resort, I check the errorlog, hmmmm..seemes like macam ada file yang tak dipacked. Mungkinkah ada file missing?


So I wnt back to the torrent page and re check. Yela cibaila. Memang ada file missing. The download then change to 99.9%.



tsk



The thing is..tak ada seeder yang available lah pulakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Lagi 0.1% je laaaaaaaaaaaa.Takkan nak tunggu lagi seminggu kot? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Sorryla kalau tak paham, asal aku paham sudahla. By the way,fairy godmother tycoon adalah best!


Dahla. i am going to scrub my butt now.Frustrated ini.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I am thinking of...

I am so sleepy right now but has no intention to sleep, for now. I am thinking about..



  1. Raja Nazrin finally got married. I know the news may seem basi but I have to say his choice is not bad. I mean, takdela pulak tiba-tiba die nak kawen dengan artis ke apa kan dan tidak juga meminta sponsor.I think zara is hot.


  2. I think the idea of panggil band mase konsert af itu adalah absurd dan juga the cheerleaders. Honestly they are like sore to my eyes dan juga ears.


  3. Can we please not have more people climbing the dasar of everest dan cakap tidak berdaya when they have every bantuan given to them while a man with one kaki managed to conquer everest using his own fund? or can we have no more parachuting people who landed on some snowy places and people who want to tanam Quran at some kutub?


  4. Why is people is so obsessed with santau? Kalau kau terrer sangat santau, apsal kau tak pegi santau madonna ke?Britney ke or atleast prince williamsla. Barula berbaloi kan? Come to think of it, kenapa we never heard of such thing as "Mdonna suffer from mystery illness". Is santau works like bluetooth, cuma meliputi certain2 area?


  5. I like to watch susuk sebab suara dynas yang "Cindaaaaaaaa..aku dah kata jangan masuk campur hal oranggggggggg" and I am watching manjalara sebab that show annoys me but I will be itching to watch it. I feel like shaking jehan's body and shout "Oy, apsal kau ni lemau ni?Wake up". Oh, I am keji, I know, you don't have to tell me.


  6. Tina said my bontot sudah mengecik.Hihi


  7. I want Abbi New York laptop case and also VS babydoll lingerie. Drool. Drool


  8. People said, if you have a mole at your forehead, near your hair, you are very smart and will become rich. I have that mole but how come I am neither? Eeeee


  9. I have been spending the past few hours ogling at mila's clip in youtube. I seriously don't know what's wrong with me. It's not just that I like women but it is something else too.


  10. I am sleepy right now although I had to settle few things. Oh well, maybe later.


  11. By the time you are reading this, I am still sleeping. Hehe

Monday, May 21, 2007

Mila on keirun's birthday

Hey, Mila won!


I didn't watched the whole performance but managed to watched the result. Kesudahannya adalah aku dan emak terjerit-jerit disamping terlompat-lompat. Memang keji ye. But I am so glad aswad didn't win although bedasarkan simpati masyarakat malaysia yang tak bertempat dan melimpah ruah, orang seperti aswad kan selalunya menang.


Maka peringatan disini ialah, if you parents are successful, ko jangan mimpilah nak masuk af okes?


So, how come I didn't watched the whole performance? What's the big thing till I sanggup menidak tengokkan af?


It was keirun's birthday bunnies! We had dinner at fatty crab to celebrate her. Yummy crab!


Although I must say, tetek-tetek sekelian adalah makan sangat pelahap kecuali birthday girl yang sangat ayu serta sopan memakan ketam. Bak kata one of us, kalaula lelaki tengok diorang [bukan aku ye :] makan, komfem takut. Hehe. But I guess those who are married to them, adalah sudah immune.


After that, we had coffee at coffee hut sambil menyaksikan MU dikalahkan oleh Chelsea [haha!]


Hoh.Apalah ertinya birthday tanpa gambar ye tak?




Us all




I like to hammer the ketam




Fadzi trying to kepit the ketam while nik is waiting to eat it.



Nik berwajah kesal + bersungguh mengepit ketam



Happy birthday keirun!



Baby on the cake.



Smile smile coz u are loved!



Lepak skali baru korang tau betapa ko-olnye couple ini



He-he. Big bird :(



So keirun, if you are reading this, hope you enjoy the celebration and remember, we love yewwwlah! Muah.


And oh, I think ebi's new hair is hot!

Happy monday. Tata!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Petting

I was reading a blog belong to a senior of mine when I came across a sad entry of hers. About the deceased of her ferrets.


Oh, how I cried!


I know exactly how it feels like. When I think of honey star and his motobot purr it make my vision blur coz I missed him so much.


And when I think of how cute MJ looked when she sleep terkangkang on my bed, it makes my heart soften and also blurred my vision to think that one day, she won't be able to do that.


I think I will .. I will..go blind due to excessive crying when the times come. You know like kassim selamat.


No. I don't want to go there yet.


All I know that.. MJ is sleeping terkangkang on my bed now.



And leaving her bulu all over my bed .hoh



Yeah, and shall not think of what will happen in the future.


Somehow I always cried when I read about the deceased of pets rather than the deceased of people, like the day before I went to one of Malaysia's celebrity blog and read an entry about his girlfriend who lost a dog, that made me cry too. But shush, please don't tell anyone I read celebrities' blog for that is not my cup of tea, not that I don't like what they write, some of them write brilliantly yet aku rasa macam poyo je baca blog celebrity sebab ramai sangat nak tulis komen amik hati and bodek but somehow I ended reading this guy blog. And maybe because he is kind of cute.Haha


Yeah, typical I know.

Friday, May 18, 2007

You have stolen..my heart

This is the day when I am feeling mellow.


Was driving di dalam jalan yang gelap last week when I heard this song





Sue me for being jiwang but somehow di dalam gelap itu, aku adalah terlayan lagu ini.


I love their song vindicated, because liriknya adalah masuk ke dalam menusuk kalbu. And hell yeah, I was vindicated.


But this song was something else lah.


Don't ask me why I love this song, I just like it.


Yelah. asyik-asyik dengar fergiela, britney spearsla, Irwanhsyahla[ee], sekali sekala nak gak layan lagu camni kan.


Jangan main-main dulu aku grunge tau [haha].


Ok, I need to scrub my butt. Have a good weekend. Muah!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Masa Silam

The best time of my life was in school because I get to people who are still close to my heart till this very day.


But I have to say, the second best was while I was staying outside during my degree years.

Jahanam tapi best.


No. I am not going to tell how we love to wear only undergarments all day while licking cream from the strawberry. Or about that bong dolphin of ours [Damelyn punye sebenanye]


But one thing for sure, our guy friends love to datang bertandang. Ada this one guy, Tora suka datang rumah aku jual produk spirulina ke apa tah. Nasib baikla Tora macam kacak jugakla kan. So, anyway, Tora suka datang jual- jual dekat rumah aku sebab one of my housemate memang ada shopaholic syndrome yg melampau.Nama dia miss sunshine. Kau tryla jual apa-apa dekat die, mesti dia beli. She even beli iron yg boleh iron secara menegak tu and face steam setelah dipujuk oleh jurual kedai. I mean, brapa banyak iron kau nak ade dekat rumahla.



If you think, you are so-called-miss-shopaholic, wait till you meet her. Hehe



Oh back to Tora [eh Tora, kalau kau baca, hi!. Hehe]. Actually I pitied him sebab everytime he came, he had to memberi buah fikiran yang bernas. Mana taknye, die selalu datang salah time. He usually came when we were about to perform our co-curriculum activity. So had to bear soalan-sealan seperti


"Tora, aku pakai baju ni lawa tak?"


"Tora, mekap aku tebal sangat ke?"


"Tora, aku gemuk ke pakai macam ni"



Cuba bayangkan, kalau dia berkata "ya" untuk semua jawapan di atas?




But he still loves to come and we still love to layan him, especially miss sunshine yang selalu teruja melihat barang-barang yang dibawa oleh Tora.



Selain itu juga, mereka suka datang kerumah kerana kami suke memasak. Kau imaginela, datang nak buat assigment, dapat makan freelah pulak. Kan ke best tu? Silap-silap boleh main-main dengan dolphin, double bonus tu kan. Hehe


Yet, ada satu bende yang I still don't get until today.


The impression of people towards us. For example my housemate miss sunshine. She, is one of the most tak berkira person yang aku kenal. Baik dan selalu menolong jurujual. Tidak mengumpat orang sembarangan. Hanya bercakap tentang baju, make up, handbang dan clubbing ketika lecturer mengajar [dan dimarah lecturer termasuk dengan aku-aku skali]. Suke memandu laju dan mengurat abang polis ketika terdesak. Suka makan ikan keli dan sambal asam.


I mean, she done no harm to people.


Yet, people uttered lots of bad things about her and those who were close to her.


Just because she is pretty, flirtatious and babe with the power to make men flock around her made her a bad person?


Adakah kerana iri hati kau tak hot and tidak femes lalu membuat cerita bukan-bukan? Atau adakah kerana mereka-mereka ini tidak layan kamu , lalu membuat cerita bukan-bukan?


Adakah adil melebel seseorang by just hearing what people say?



I just don't understand people sometimes.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jangan pandang bawah

The weather was heaty and I couldn't help but sweating. Dahla aku baru basuh rambut tadi nih, habis dah basah-basah :(. Somehow I feel having long hair is quite troublesomelah. Nak potong sayang dan belum masanya lagik.


Oh, anyway during hot days, I always have the desire to go swimming, like I used to do in pantai hillpark. I don't really like to swim when I was staying in phase 2 but when we were staying in phase 1, boleh kata selalu jugakla pegi. And I just love to swim at night. Bila bulan terang and takde orang. The pool is yours.


So one night, I went swimming as usual but this time ex wanted to follow. Mamat ni nak suruh aku ajar dia brenang sebenanye. Letihla aku ajar die, tak pandai-pandai gak. Eloknye masa tu aku benamkan je die terus biar die tayah sakit kan hati sesape. Hehe.


Macam terkeluar topikla pulakkan.


Anyway, we were enjoying our time in the warm water when he suddenly termasuk ke dalam air and when he finally emerged from the water he said


"Eh, ada bendela tarik kaki I"


I laughed.
" Apo bondo yang tarik kaki you? Tak pandai brenang, nak cakap orang tarik kaki la pulak" Kataku dengan riak sambil membuat aksi kupu-kupu.


He still stressed out that something was pulling his legs and decided to duduk tepi-tepi. Actually he wanted to naik already but I didn't feel like going home yet. It was only 11 something something pm that time. Malam masih mudalah and that time my housemate went to do their curriculum activities, swaying at the dancefloor [ I did not go because my ex was a jealous retard]. So it would be boring to go home. He had to stay since I was so degil nak jugak mandi lagi.


So, he duduk tepi-tepi while I enjoy my swimming time. Now, I don't usually like to dip my head into the water because I was afraid that the chlorine will hurt my eyes and my contacts but that night, while freestyling, I opened my eyes.


And I saw her. A lady with her hand pointing at me from below.
My feet were few inches from her hand.


Pundek.


There were only two of us [me and my ex] swimming and I was damn sure there was no third person.


So, who the hell was she?


Dengan gelupurnya aku berenang macam kene kejar jaws and went straight home. On our way back, I told my ex what happened.


"Kan I dah cakap, ada benda tarik kaki I. You tak percaya!"



I never went swimming past 10 pm after that and I never told my housemates either..


In fact this is the first time I ever tell anyone.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Emergency break

While I was driving few days ago, I remember something.


2001


It was raining and I was on my way back to Shah Alam after a long day of class and shopping. That time, I was still living with mum and belum mengecapi hidup wasted bersama rakan-rakan. So anyway, the road was kind of empty. Actually it was not empty but everyone maintained their distance since it was raining and it was dark. I was, as usual singing along the song from the stereo when suddenly the car in front of me performed an emergency break dan aku lambat perasan sebab was too dazed with flashes of lights.


Kepala hotak diela. Nak tak nak aku terpaksala break kan?Dahla aku ni menggelupur.


What happen when you drive kancil and suddenly menekan break dengan kuat sewaktu hujan lebat?


Your car membuat pergerakan 360 darjah dari kiri. As I breaked, I felt my car mengona [meng-corner, incase you are wondering] ke kiri sambil membuat bulatan with a loud screeching sound.


And it was on a fucking highway. Luckily there was no one behind me or on my left. Luckily.


I survived that night.




2005


It was Ramadhan and emak was not around, she went to Jakarta to stay with Ros Kamal. Seperti biasa, when emak is not around, keadaan akan menjadi kelam kabut, I sudah terbangun lambat dan that time, keadaan adalah hujan.


I know it is stupid to speed during hujan but I can't waste even a minute. I had to handle few paper works and some important calls before meeting my client that day dan kalau aku lambat, macamana aku nak chat-chat lagi nanti? Kang keje tak siap. Oh, anyway before reaching damansara toll using NKVE, I took the usual corner.


Mungkin wa tangkap lentok abis time tu wa korner maut beb, without realising there was a car dengan pundeknye buat emergency break di depan gua. I had no choice but to switf the car to the right, which will bring me to the metal divider.


Sambil menutup mata, I pushed the break so hard until I there's no space left to tekan. The car was making a stupid horrible screeching sound and I am 110% sure I am going to crash into the devider and of course die. Takpelah aku pikir semasa itu, mati dalam bulan puasa.


Tetapi! Dalam chics berkira-kira tentang untung nasibnya, kereta itu pun berhentilah.


The car was only few inches from the divider okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Cuak tak hengat aku time tu. I had to drive with legs that were as lembik as jelly.


I survived that day.




Until today, aku benci gila kalau orang buat emergency break. Benci.

Monday, May 14, 2007

My heart

Despite having huge liking for endon song, I despise the song 'my heart'. I think it is a corny song yang entah hape-hape. And it's over playedla macam lagu lemon tree. I don't even like the singers especially the woman coz her name is weird. Not like my name, so not weirds but indah lagi. Haha.Oh. Anyway, I don't find that song romantic at all. Not at all tapi bingit ade ok.


Like..my..hearrrrrrryt..my hearrttt. cacat.


Until it was sang by ebi and mila. Honestly, I don't like ebi, i mean biasa-biasa ajela coz I don't like rambut kembang guys. No offense tapi kalau aku nak manja-manja nanti rambut masuk hidung, aku seseme. And nanti tak boleh bezakan mana satu rambut gatal [ i love to tarik rambut gatal ok. itu tandanya chenta.haha]. Yet, when he sang that song aku tiba-tiba hatiku berombak-rombak melihat ebi apatah lagi disaat dia mengusap rambut mila. Oh no.ebii ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Gersang.


I love mila to begin with. If I am a guy I would have mengurat her but to think about it again, I would still go for her now.She, despite being kecik tapi power jugak okeh and I think she's pretty also.


Anyway, my point is, they make me love that song dan sekaranggggggggggggg aku nak carik lagu tu versi ebi n mila. Oh yes, I am happy that syawal was voted out. I don't know why I don't like him, there's something about him yang menjengkelkan. Maybe the way he carry himself. Sungguh tidak confident dan menggelupur okkkkkkkkkkkk.


I hope mila will win tapi aku hope jela, undinye..hado!


On random thought. I think eminem and gary barlow are just brilliant. Excuse me I don't like rap but eminem is simply brilliant. Love his song, tidak hanya bercerita pasal tetek gebu wanita dan buntut yang menggoda.Gary Barlow? Adakah boy band yg berjaya melawan take that? Aha!


Ok. The bimbo will sign off. Will think of more intellectual thing to write tomorrow.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Random thoughts

This is again will be a mixed up entry cox I have random thoughts in my head.


  1. I am sedikit tercalar hati after kene marah over something that I don't think I should kene marah. It is my fault if you forgot your appointment with me and when u apologize i acted a bit cold because you know being me, aku kenela drama-drama sket. And then you marah me for acting like that and say sorry in an angry way. If you are sorry, why be angry?I was not angry earlier but now I am.



  2. I am feeling happy earlier but my mood changed after I read Merantau ke Deli by Hamka. Stories about ketidaksedaran lelaki always merobek hatiku. The keji part was, I cried. Bodow je.



  3. Oh! Oh! I finished writing my paper already.Nothing beats the feeling of freedom, although it is temporary.



  4. My butt is kecut coz I am wearing a wet shorts. Don't ask me why, the explanation shall come in few more months. Yet I don't feel like doing what I am supposed to do due to taik mood. I feel like eating chocolate and go straight to bed without brushing my teeth.I don't even want to do my remaining 50 sit ups [the purpose is to eksyen].This is to show how angry I am but I know actually no one cares. Hehe kesian tak aku?



  5. I have the suspicion that my precious bar of "snack" chocolate will be gone tomorrow. The reason? Ros Kamal made a statement today how chocolate could be fatal to me but not him while he eagerly took some share from that chocolate bar. Heh. Emak is supposed to be on diet but I saw her eating the chocolate although she claimed "alaaa, mak makan sikit je, tak gemukk". Heeee..Yelah tu makk.Kiut tak mak aku?



  6. Ok wait, I need to change into a new short since my butt adalah terlalu kesejukan



  7. My room is spotless. It's me who became a rajin owner after watching some lame drama on tv. Now I don't feel like being in some kind of isolated jungle anymore.


  8. MJ is sleeping at the centre on my bed which left me thinking, macamana aku nak tido ni karang? The idea to tolak her aside is a big no no. Her lidah is tersentil and she looked so cute and the fur on her tummy look yummy, calling me to kiss her lemak-lemak on that part. Suddenly I am not angry anymore



  9. You better pretend to be bz little bunny before your boss datang and I will go down to have that chocolate.Eeee bestnyer itu. Enjoy your weekend bunnies




Thursday, May 10, 2007

Retarded banan milk

Thank God for the rain that poured the whole day yesterday. The weather was so cold that I have no problem to do my work. Usually I will not manage to type a single word because of the heat. Dahla panas, dengan aku meradang lagi, mana nak siap. Itu tak campur dengan sakit aku terhadap manusia poyo ala-ala tahu semua benda lagi. Oh God, please tahan me from mengeji dan menulis entry tentang orang itu.


Oh, my room is such a mess now, papers and books are laying everywhere ala -ala rajin blaja la konon but actually I don't know why are they laying around. Nota from sem lepas pon ada skali. Haha


So I made up a new resolution to execute a spring clean this friday, right after I hantar my paper although we don't have the 4 season thingy. I can't stand the semakness anymore and I think my room need a make over, like cinta said in AADC "Kamar gue perlu di deko ulang". I also want to kiss her, yummy.


I hate my wardrobe. It's not mine but it was my brother's actually but he fall in love with mine and switch them . Now the wardrobe look alienated sebab tak masuk.


I want a lollipop or ice cream wallpaper. Like pink ice cream or red swirly lollipop. I don't think I am going to get it coz emak will probably yell at my face and tell me I am not 7 anymore.


Now I am starting to sound like a retard.


So, I am going to go down an have a glass of susu pisang.


Can you believe that I am a susu pisang addict now after emak tersalah beli?


Oh my God, I am so keji.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

bz little bunny tzz

sorry ye, gua bz. last paper nak hantar hari jumaat ni, nanti kalau ade mood gua update okies?

Monday, May 07, 2007

Srut srut

How was your weekend?

Mine was..







Great!


Although I was kening-less and mekap-less but he crab managed to make me smile. Like so wide.


And actually I am smiling wider when I remember the taste, sweet and sour chilli. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh


And the sound "kuk-kuk" when I banged the crab with the err..penukul ketam?And "srut-srut" when I hisap the isi from the shell ynag part kaki


Oii, celake, aku sendiri tulis aku sendiri terliur.


Oh abang fatty, crab mu sungguh setapppppppppppppppppp.
Nak la lagi.


Nakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Friday, May 04, 2007

Rose

Hai. Nama saya chics. Nama penuh saya ialah Sharina binti Ros Kamal. Orang adalah selalu menyalah anggap bahawa nama saya sharina ros dan berbintikan kamal tetapi mereka silap. Saya yang betul. Nama penuh saya hanya sharina. Short but sweet seperti saya juga. Haha

Semalam adalah hari jadi baby. Baby disini bukanlah beerti teman lelaki atau pon bofren tetapi dianya adalah rakan sekelas saya yang nama seperti dalam kad pengenalannya ada tertulis baby. Jadi, baby telah baik hati mahu menjemput rakan sekelas makan-makan dirumahnya. Haha, saya ketawa apabila membaca sms baby kerana saya memang suka makan dan ada alasan untuk ponteng diet.

Emak baby adalah pemasak terhebat dimana saya tidak suka bolognaise tetapi bolognaise emaknye sungguhla enak sampai saya terpaksa membuka butang jeans. Dan mengkavernye dengan beg. Heeee

Akan tetapi highlight pada malam itu ialah kek coklat baby yang ada coklat tabur ala-ala serbuk habuk pensel setelah di sharp pakai sharpener yang melekat di meja. Bukan itu saja, ada stroberi juga. Ohhhhhhhhh.Saya sangat suka dan baby mahu mengambilkan saya lagi tetapi june telah berkata


"Tayah baby, apa kau ingat chics ni siti nurhaliza suka makan stroberi coklat?".


Cisss.


Maka setelah tak dapat ekstra strawberry, saya pun memakanlah kek itu [ada sesuatu yang liat sedikit] dimana tiba tiba rakan saya tia, bersuara


Tia: Eh, dalam kek dia ada bunga ros la.

Chics: Oh ye ke, patutla aku rasa ada liat.

Tia: Boleh makan ke ni?

Chics: Tah, boleh kot. Sedap je aku makan


Dengan tiba-tiba, june bersuara

"Memangla kau cakap sedap, sebab kau anak rose!"

.......................................

Kurang ajar kau june, mentang-mentang nama bapak aku ros kamal.

Cesssssssssssssssssssssssss.


Hehe, ye saya tahu entry ini tiada motif. Sekian.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Hairyness is not my middle name

HAHAHAHA!


What's up with laugh u ask?


I am one happy bunny coz today I get to eat the succulent ribs at tony roma's. Although from few sites people say that the ribs in Malaysia outlet are so-so but according to me it's nice. Yelah, aku manalah penah makan pork ribs ok. But according to my company , pork ribs adalah sangat tender katanya.


Beef ribs, ianya adalah sangat sedap okkkkkkkkk




Please ignore the tembam face and the penyapu look a like hair.And oh, also the big bird eye brow.



Baked skin potato with cheese and beef bacon for appetizer.



Ahh the succulent grilled ribs with tony roma's spicy sauce for me!



Tony roma's buerger for my company



I would say the taste, the ambiance are much better than chilis ,well to me la [sebab tak ramai orang] and they have huge selection of margarita hehe. Not that I can have a sip ponlah kan but I was dying to try the cosmopolitan yet ended having mineral water as usual.


Totally ignore the fact that I was supposed to be on diet and headed for ikano to have the so lemak ice cream by ikea. I just love the ice creamlahhhhhhhhhh sangat sedap walaupon komfemm banyak lemak tapi gi mampusla kan. Besok aku dietla


Was all happy and flowery until... among the crowd in the curve, two hairy guys passed in front of me with a pungent body odour.Gile tengikkkkkkk okkkkk



And on the spot I puked.


Kenapa kau tak tangas ketiak sebelum pergi bersiar siar bodohhhhhhhhhhh? Kan dah ada orang dah muntah bau ba'eng ketiak engkau itu?


All the ribs+potato skin+ice cream... all gone :(.


Felt so weak when I reached home, luckily there were sambal udang and baby kailan with oyster sauce.


Sambal udang... 100 kali more orgasmic than any ribs in the world.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Gemukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Bluek.