Berbagi suami

I realised that it's going to be the end of april already and I haven't watch the movies in ABO. Tula gatal nak subscribe tapi tanak tengok.


I decided to make Sunday hari malas-malas sambil gemuk-gemuk. With having a basket of strawberry and a tin of whipped cream, I watched this endon movie, berbagi suami. Ada shanty okk

I love it.


No, I don't love the idea of polygamy but I love storyline and yes, although this is about the most disgusting topic for me still I managed to smile.


And cry. Ok. I am cembeng I know but I couldn't help feeling sad for the first wife who look so tabah which finally turn her into a numb person. To me she is numb ok. Sampai ada perempaun yang tidak diketahui [which is her madu no 4] came crying at the kubur she still muka takde perasaan. Kalau akulaaa, aku dah pijak-pijak dah pompaun tu dekat situ or tanya "haaa,,laki kau dah mati ni, kau nak merempat kat mana?" Although the late husband was a politician, apa kau ingat kau politician kau boleh kawen 4? Mari bagi aku roll royce 2 and what about your anak yang menghobek itu?


The second story is more keji. Driver tapi ada hati nak kawen 4 and yet doesn't allow the wives to use contraceptive, as the result anak-anak yang ramai kene berhimpit tidur dalam bilik yang kecik bersama-sama emak-emak tiri. Shanty is the wife no 3 and she aced the partla as perempaun malu-malu nak melakukan hubungan kelamin dengan lelaki miang. Don't ask me why she marry him because I don't feel like telling. But I love it when she develop a lesbian relationship with the second wife. Hahah. Tulah siapa suruh "tidur sekati" , tidur himpit-himpit dalam bilik sempit kan dah ter"tuang air". And because of the husband suka tuka-tuka pepet, he infected all the wifes with STD.Keji tak keji sekarang?


The third story is about a poor girl who is also an opportunist. Tak kirela laki orang, semua nak sebat. Janji aku hidup senang. Face burning anyone? Opps.


I wish to comment more about the third story but tiada apa dapat meluahkan kebencian aku dekat perempaun macam ni. And also my hatred to men who think their dick is so great padahal tahan lima menet je and duit nak belanja pon ngam ngam je budget.


Despite all that I love this movie. It awaken you to see different perspective of men and women. There are few ikhlas men in this movie, ada bukan tak ada cuma pak pacak jela. The women, it's either they have no option but to bear and grin or they are plain stupid, not wanting more for their life.


I mean, apa kau ingat kau kawen je hidup kau dah bererti? Kalau kau kene share pisang magik apakah ertinya?Hoh


Anyway, yew bunnies should watch this type of movie, hentikanla menengok cerita seperti my heart yang nama je gempak tapi lanch itu. Why not you watch something that could make your brain to work even for a little while?


There's nothing wrong to watch it unless, yew people terasa seperti di tampar tamparan wanita coz your character are like the one in the moviela..Hehe

Romas and ramas

Oh. This is a rainy saturday morning. I am supposed to be sleeping but I can't since I had a nap from 6 till dusk. Tulah gatal sangat nak tido.


Talked to few people online which circulated around food. Not good.


I've been eating mushroom for the whole week and I think the aphrodisiac food had caused horny-ness in me. Mushroom with pasta, sautee mushroom with whole meal bread, sautee mushroom with broccoli and bla..bla..


I so want tony romas and a shag right now.


Juicy juicy ribs and uh uh a long good shag .


I am horny + hungry which means I am errr..hurny?


tony romas..tony romas..tony romaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss..

Meme

Gua mental block ok dan ini dah dekat 4 kali gua edit entry ni sebab ade aje bende yang hilang.

So, today I am just going to do the meme after being tagged by nell


7 things to do before i die:

- Forgive all the bastard and bitches I have in my list.haha

- Go traveling around the world.

- Having to hear "Aku terima nikahnya.."

- Move to Europe

- Feel content with what I have and everything around me

- Repent,like.. for real.

- Have my own magazine where I can write my craps



7 things I can't do:

- Stop buying shoes & bags

- Live in India.

- Beat an animal [I rather beat up a person hehe]

- Neglect my mum

- Neglect the teteks

- Stop mengeji in my blog.hehe

- Hide my emotions like pretending liking someone when I don't.




7 things that attract me to Europe:

- The quiet side or the suburb

- The idea of getting away from here

- The food. Mama mia!

- Like nell, I want to the architecture

- I don't know, just feel like going there ahh i know.. topless at the beaches[not that I have much to offer la kan]

- Traveling and sight seeing ,I mean roadtrip!

- White, broad chest guy. Haha




7 things I say:[sigh* I realized I my vocabs revolved around bad words :P]

- Macam sial

- Babi

- Bodow

- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- Keji

- Okkkkkkkkkkkkk

- Nak hug




7 good books: [Oh God, this is somewhat tough and you don’t have to tell me why]

- Books by Roald Dahl

- Angela's Ashes by Frank Mcourt

- Tenggelamnya kapal van der wijck by Hamka

- Do they hear you when you cry by Fauziya Kassindja

- Shopaholic series by Sophie Kinsella

- PS I love you by Cecelia Ahern

- Anne Frank's Diary by the late Anne Frank




7 good films:

- Forrest Gump

- Beautiful Mind

- Cinta

- Clueless [haha]

- Orange County

- Ali Setan

- Ghost




7 blogs to tag:

Everyone who is reading this


Happy weekend bunnies

Gastrik

During my trip to Bali, I bought this sluar ikat-ikat, made from cotton. Alah, the seluar yang tak payah zip or butang, it looks like a piece of cloth, u ikat on the front and on the back, taraaaa..it's done and you can go out.


Anyway, today is not such a taik day for me so I decided to dress up a bit and wear that sluar although the real reason is I just feel gatal to wear the sluar since my maid had nicely iron it. Kalau nak harap aku iron, memang lagi 8 tahun baru aku ironla kan. Hehe.


So, I wore that today and went out, first to get something at the mall and second, to submit my paper. Feeling good until the rain poured. Dahla sluar tu made from cotton kan,ditambah pulak dengan tangan aku yang penuh nak pegang barang.


The only idiot thing about this sluar is, it can terselak dan menampakkan peha which is so keji especially bila part menunduk. Especially when it wet, the blakang part kind of nak terselak kebelakang and that's a shit sebab banyakla pulak mat rempit melepak sebab tak boleh balik kan.


Still I manage to join Fieda and June at sec 2 before hantar the assignment together. This is when more shit happens.


Fieda was paying at the counter after using the pc while me and June walked towards the door. The I suddenly feel cold at my back, the lower part. Pahal tetibe sejuk ni? So I let my left hand touch my back.


Apsal aku rasa kulit pulakkkkkkk? Mana pegi sluarr?


When I look down, the ikatan depan sudah terbuka lantas melondehkan bahagian belakang lalu mendedahkan bahagian belakang. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Nasib baik tak tertanggal semua.
Malu okkkkkkkkkkkk


Oh, mengapakah nasibku selalu sebegini?

Oh what a crime

I am feeling sorry for myself as I look at the mirror everyday.



Oh. Before I start let me warn you, this is a self-worshiping entry dan berbau bimbo. So sesiapa yang terasa dia adalah sangat intellect please fuck off .



Oh no, mengapa saya emo ini,yo?
I wanted to tell you the answer. Really but to avoid being poyo [walaupun tulis macam ni dah poyo] so i decided not to.



Anyway, I realised the last time I went shopping for shoes, bags or wardrobe was like.. I can't remember coz it was fucking long time ago. Not only that, I can't even think of a place to buy what I like. For example, I like this dress that I saw on tv[dipakai oleh salah sorang budak af[keji aku tau tapi diammmmmmmm ok?]] but somehow in my mind, I can't "locate" the right boutique or even the right mall to get it.



Apakah ini? Lazimnya aku menghafal peta kompleks membeli belah okkkkkk.


And don't be suprise if you bump into me seeing me wearing my glasses with a pin-up hair do dengan muka yang tidak berkening di tempat-tempat sekitar shah alam. Dan juga memakai tshirt keji [tshirt ok..tshirt.sejak bila aku pakai tshirt pon tatau]. Diamlah kalau kau pakai tshirt pon, I am talking about me here.



And even when I let my hair down, ianya adalah keji and yelling for help. My hair is so in need of belaian mesra awek gebu di salun itu. And my eyes ar so merindui wajahnya yang gebu itu[hehe].



I have been scheduling my time to go visit the salon or even get some massage and go shopping- till- i -nyesal but somehow tak kesampaian.



Yes I am busy but the biggest factor is because at times I don't give a fuck anymore.Pemalas tahap dewa dewi.



But today, the alarm rang. I had no more outfit that can make me happy,my eyebrows are starting to look like big bird, I had reddish-gatal things on my face and ohhhhhhhhhh I look like shit.



And now feel like one too.



Taikla cam gini.



Nak membuat bf sebagai punching bag pon tidak boleh. Jika tidak mungkin yew bunnies tidak perlu membaca craps ini semua sebab aku telah memaki-maki di telefon.tetapiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........



Ahhhhhhh



Mana coklat aku tadikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?



Pandangan dari sudut lain :Dahla rupa agak kurang memberangsangkan, kuat mengamuk pulak..haih!!!gagal keluarla kau nehhhhhhhhhhhh.



saiko tak saikooooooooo skang?

Exam mode la

Today is my first paper.

How was the paper yew asked?

Princess and the pea kah?

It give me a bruise on one of my finger sebab aku tekan pen kuat sangat.

Yelah menjawab penuh semangatla konon.

Tell me again why do we have to answer some shitty questions within few hours just to prove that we are smart? I just don't get it.

On the other hand..

While I was dying trying to absorb everything today, epy called me saying she saw nikit eating at the so-famous berjaya restaurant. She said nikkit looked as pretty as she is in the picture I put on this blog.

Two people who I love, nikkit and epy!

Now I haven't see the teteks for almost a month due to my busy-little-bunny-ness. Pick up the phone and called her. The moment I heard her voice yelling "sayang" at the other line, air mata aku bergenang.

Rinduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Lama gila tidak duduk sambil mengsampoernakan diri dan bercakap karut sambil ketawa-ketawa. I missed lots of things such as pemergian fadzi ke bandung and nikkit holiday to some pulau.

:( .

And after that I called nik, ini lagi lama tak jumpa ok. Told her something and ehehe both of us cry.

Bongok tak bongok skang?

Bongok aku tau but somehow aku tau dalam dunia ni, hanya ada beberapa orang sahaja who I really really really trust and most of them were the one who grew up with me.

They are just like tetek, as a woman, without tetek, your life would be..incomplete.

Best tak perumpamaan aku? Hehe

A lot like this

I am cold. Cold on the skin and cold at heart.


Was supposed to dig my head under the book but ended watching a lot like love which doesn't help in reducing my emotional stress.


Despite the cuteness of Ashton I think it was a sad movie. Well maybe not for you but for me.


How many of you out there let go of someone you love because of other things which you thought were more important than the person and get the second chance?


Or what about you gave that person a second chance after went through much consideration only to find out that the person repeat the same thing to you?


I am not sad for myself but I am sad for other people. No I lied. Actually I am sad because I haven't finish doing the things that I am supposed to do.


At the sweetness of that movie added to my sadness coz I don't have the time to errm..ermm pak tor pak tor and love love or whatever you call it. And I want it. The affection. Like right now


No no even baskin wouldn't do.
A long warm hug will do.
Can I have it now?

Dearest future boyfriend

Dearest future boyfriend,


How are you getting on? I bet the first sentence sounds like you are reading a letter from a primary school kid but I don't care if you think I am one. I am what I am [I borrow this from someone because by saying this I can feel good about myself]


I wanted to say nice things about you but I shall reserved my sugary speech until we get to know each other better. Don't worry I won't lie to you just to get you in bed. I am the most sincere woman alive and you won't find me flirting with your guy friends.



Anyway, I know by typing this letter those lunatics bitches out there would jump in joy because I am approving their theory but I don't give a shit my dear future ex boyfriend. At least I know that I don't have split personality.


Also, at least I am aware of who I am and not making up stories about myself being so great although I am just a filthy taik kering and ohh..making other people feeling like one instead.


Oh no my dear future ex boyfriend, am I mengeji-ing someone? You should send me to anger management classlah.


Dearest future boyfriend,


I feel like bashing up people head today but I am trying to control myself. I want to call you and whine to you but I haven't got your number yet so here I am telling you how I feel.


Perhaps you are thinking how could you help to make me feel better. Ah, you are such a darling, the apple of my eye. my diamond in the sky [no I am not trying to bed you].


I am not the type of person who like to ask for great things, I only ask for simple things and this one would definitely make me feel better.

I dream that she keep calling my name.

In return, I would give you my endless love until my next temper surface.



-Your sincerely-
Your future girlfriend.

Pentaik

What are the most keji things u have done?


Well, this story is not about me but about a guy who I used to go out with. He came from a boarding school in KL where the resident were all boys. Staying in hostel mean that you have to share toilet including toilet's cubicles and showers.


So one day, they were ready to go to the preparation class. Most of the boys were fully dress in baju melayu, loitering in the toilet while one of them was still in the toilet's cubicle, doing his business. Being boys they started to main simbah-simbah air. The boy who was inside the toilet cubicle started it dengan main simbah air ala-ala renjislah. Dibalas pula dengan simbahan from the boys outside. Yelah, dah hemsem-hemsem pakai baju mlayu kene simbah.I could imagine those boys menjerit dalam suara yang baru ala-ala pecah.


"Woi siapa simbah air ni"garau-garau sket.


Not too long after that, the sesi simbah-simbah got worst and one of the boys from outside became tak puas hati sebab mana aci, budak dalam cubicle tu simbah pakai gayung pulak. So he went to the next cubicle to simbah2 air with gayung la pulakkan. Dan kemudian melakukan sesuatu yang lebih ekstream.


The boys outside still simbah menyimbah also, bersatu padu melakukan serangan. Alang-alang dah basah, kasikla lencun semua kan. Tengah syok lawan-lawan simbah, the toilet telah digegarkan dengan satu jeritan ngeri.


" Woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


Semua orang berhenti menyimbah.


"Siapa yang simbah taikkkkkkkkkkkk dekat aku niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?" Jeritan itu datangnya dari pemilik suara cubicle yang memulakan acara simbah.

Siapaaa? siapaaa?

According to the guy I used to date, the rest of the boys rushed outside and left the pentaik alone and until today the poor guy doesn't know who is the culprit yang memandikannya sebegitu.


Keji tak keji?


Don't ask me why I wrote this but please bear in mind, that I have not eaten dinner or sugar for days.


Hehe.

Craps!

I am supposed to sleep because I was feeling sleepy one hour ago but after err..ermm doing some regime, I cannot sleep pulak.


So now I found myself YM ing with one of my exes, azam. Tsk. Apasal ex aku semua kerja oversea skang? Yang seorang itu juga begitu.


But rahmatnya ialah boleh mengepow mereka-mereka ini. Azam went back to KL few days ago tapi cessss, tak bagi pon birthday present yang aku pow. And when I asked him apsal tak bagi he said his time was too short and would pass the gift to me during my trip to Bangkok in June.


Haruslah aku pow die bende lain sekali nantikan . Haha [nasib baik die tak baca blog ni]

And the other one was in Dubai few days ago, i pow-ed him kain tapi aku komfemmmmmm dia tak belila. Sebab dia sengal sket. Hehe, you.. kalau baca ni you jangan marah ye [tapi memang betul kan you?]. Hehe.


Yew know bunnies. At times I tried my best to hate them but I just kenotlah. I want to sometimes but after sometimes, I still kenot.


Not that I am nice and have such a kind heart [tsk] but maybe because ermm.. I have amnesia kot orr ermm..they are not that keji pon. Setakat melontarkan kata-kata nista, adalah asam garam kehidupan bukan? [eceh, padahal dulu nanges macam nak mati.haha]


Or maybe sebab I am such a pemalas..sampai nak marah lama-lama pon malas. Hmm..Make sense kan?


Tsk. Exam week makes me feels like a lunaticlah okies and ..erm.. extra poyo.


Oh shit, suddenly I want this jeli babi perisa mango.
Babi rasa mango.Sedapkah?


Tetapi yang pasti, ianya halalllllllllll.


Don't you just love crap?:P

Bleed

Tsk. Critical moments. Term paper submission and exam week,soon. Like very soon.

Help..

Bedarah hidung ok cam gini!


Haih. Now, where's my spec? I need to look nerdy.

Resepi

After so long not seeing epy or puteree I met her for a lunch date yesterday. She is still as manja as usual. Boleh tak dia peluk aku kuat-kuat bila aku masuk kete? Nasib baik aku suka. Haha.


So had lunch followed by dari hati ke hati session at starbuck which resulted of me taking a long nap when I reached home. Letih mende pon tataula and now, my head is still bengang sebab tido lama and can't focus on my work or even tido balik.


Loser sial aku, malam weekends tulis blog. Haih!


So anyway, I am going to post how to cook jering sambal telur dimana aku asalnya tidak berminat ok hendak menulis recipe-recipe di blog ini. Adalah terasa keji macam cas pandai masak and macamla orang nak sangattttttt recipe aku kan but hehe since yew bunnies asked so I give lah.


Jering masak sambal telur


Bahan-bahan
- errr... 6 ketul[ketul ke?] ulas kot.. ok..6 ulas bawang merah
- 6 tangkai cili kering yg direndam [siapa suka cili banyak boleh tambah lebih]
- Ikat bilis beberapa ekor [agak2la untuk rencah je]
- 8 biji jering
- 4 biji telur[or ikut suke]
- Garam


Cara
- Kopek err.. buang kulit bawang merah
- Kopek jering . Tips from uda, buang dulu lilitan sekeliling kulit jering barula tak terpotong jari.
- Hiris jering kecik ikut sukela, tapi janganla nipis sangat.
- Rendam jering seketika.
- Tumbuk bawang, cili kering dan ikan bilis. Kalau malas boleh blend tapi kurang sedap.
- Tumbuk / blend jangan kasik halus sangat. Kasar-kasar sikit okies.
- Kemudian, gorengkan jering sampai garing. Angkat dan letakkan 1 side.
- Then tumis bahan-bahan yang telah ditumbuk , minyak banyakkan sket. Kalau nak diet, tayah makan . Hehe
- Agak-agak dah nak masak garam sesuka hati and masukkan telur then kacau.
- Jangan tunggu sampai sambal garing gile ok tapi bila dah nak masak tu masukkan.
- Kacau macam kacau scramble egg but jgn hancur sgt.
-Angkat, letak seblah jering or atas jering or ikut sukala.


Dah siap.


Komfemla bila makan mulut bau haring kan? Petuanya ialah, lepas makan jerig or petai, kunyah beras sampai lumat then ludah. InsyaAllah bau dia takla keji sangat.


Kalaula family aku baca aku tulis resepi ni, komfem kene keji.


Tsk.


On the more merrier part, someone is going to belanja another someone baskin today sebab that another someone scored 93% for that another someone mid sem paper. Riakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk siallllllllllllllllllllllll.


Cepatla siang!



Oklah. Tata

Baru aku sedar

Since I had to pay some bills today, I agreed to accompany my mum to meet her friends. I can do my thing while she did hers. She also told me that one of her friend had just launched a restuarant at the place that we were supposed to go. This aunty had a son who is the same age as me. Since I did not have my lunch yet, I agreed.


So while waiting for my mum, I went to that place where I stumbled upon my primary school friend and his friends. I forgot this guy befriended the aunt's son.


Soon, there were more people who arrived at that place including another aunty. And most of these people seems to know each other and giving weird yuppie-kind of salam and kissing each others cheeks. And hey, although I know most of them but I only choose to talk to the two aunties.


And I get uncomfortable when the crowds gets bigger and seeing more familiar faces which I don't have any intention to talk to.


Baru aku sedar, aku kera sumbang


My family moved to Shah Alam since 1980 and the number of people I know and talk to in a month here could be counted with one hand, and 5 finger would be more than enough. But hey, I really wanted to talk to the guy who said hi earlier but he was swarmed by his friends, so aku selaku kera sumbang haruslah berasa seperti takde hidung.


On the second note, I wanted to cook jering sambal telur today, have been drooling for it since Monday. When I wanted to kopek kulit jering itu, dengan tidak semena-mena [ayat buku weyy] aku terkopek jariku sekali. Initially, tak sakit but apsalla lepas tu macam berdarah je pisau ni?


Baru aku sedar, pisau tu tajam rupanya.

Ouch





The middle finger is cacat :(



La Senza plaster yang keji.

I couldn't find any plaster except for this plaster that I got from La Senza. Honestly I don't think that plaster is meant for plastering your cuts sebab the cotton part is so small and nipis and the sticky part is not sticking well. Haaaa, the other day I saw barbie plaster at guardian. Hehe. Now I have a reason to use that plaster without feeling guilty.


Agak-agak kalau aku tak hantar assigment Isnin ni dengan alasan jari cacat, akan diterima tak?


Enjoy your weekend bunnies.

Over rated

Eh, you. Have you ever been in a situation where you heard a word which was overly mentioned or use till the extent you macam menyampah and keji? Ehehe.. Being me, of coursela I have.

1. In a meeting when the boss or someone use the word "think outside of the box". I don't know but I think this phrase is over rated. Mana-mana pegi mesti orang cakap think outside of the box. Sheehs. Somehow it is annoying to me.
   




2. When someone give comments and end it with "bla..bla...just my 2 cent worth bla..bla". Hoiii, ini lagi annoyingla. Dah semuala pulak nak guna. Sikit-sikit 2 cents. Cam bestla kan kalau guna. Chessssssssssssss




3. When you kantoi someone doing something and u asked that person for the justification, that person said " Itu saja je nak test". Wakluuuuuuuuuuuu. Apa kau ingat ini zaman pakai bra bee dees ke nak cakap macam tu?
   




4. When you mendeny perhubungan dengan seseorang dengan hanya berkata "we are just friends" tapi tak macam ponnnn.
   




5. Atau semasa hendak mengetest water samada orang itu telah berpunya dengan menyakan soalan seperti "tak pergi tengok movie dengan boyfriend ke?" tanpa sebab. Like hello, busuk ok tektik ini. Perlukah main sembunyik malu tapi nak tahu? Tanya straight je tak boleh?
   




6. Bila dapat markah dalam kelas dan dapat markah tinggi tapi nak eksyen tanya "kau dapat brapa?" sekali markah dia lagi rendah and eksyen ni tapi cakap " oh, okla tuuuu". Dalam hati..hohohohoh! Macam sial tak? Hehe



7. When someone is broken hearted people will oozing saying "be strong babe" ,"hang in there". I tell yewla, dalam keadaan camni, kau adela orang yang keseratus berkata begitu dan adakah orang itu akan feel better? Tidak juga ok. Maybe she will feel lemas. Why not you just listen and say something else like "Jomla baskin aku blanje". Hehe
   




8. When chatting online,somehow I get annoyed when the other party gice this remark "oic...". Apaaaa? oicc..? It's either that person is not paying attention or he..he just malas nak layan.
   

Maybe you don't feel the same way but to me those are the things yang bila aku denga darah aku mendidih. Dahla darah aku suka mendidih.


Tsk. I need more sugar.

Mulut puaka

I have this friend yang mulut macam puaka which I dun really mind but when this friend of mine started to refer to a girl as katik and gemuk, I get offended.


During my secondary I have a low self esteem because of my looks. Perhaps to some of you, the idea of me being fat is not fat at all but with my height, 55 kg is considered fat. My thighs are as big as kayu balak and my face adalah mengembang ok. I still have few evidence of me being fat which is permanently stuck in my body. Celake, bila nak hilang pon tatau.


So anyway, during growing up years, surely you will have crushes on your opposite sex or in certain cases..err your same gender[haha]. My school used to have integrated event with other schools that allow us to meet other students from other school. Komfemla aku ada suka kat orang-orang but I never really say it sebab hehe gua tawla gua sapa babe but yang taiknye, all the boys yang I like will always fall for my girlfriends yang ayu ayu belaka. Not at someone gurkha like me lah kan. Dahla gems, mulut jahat pulak tu, ada hati nak minat orang. Ceh!


Even when I go anywhere, I never really get anyone's attention, nak ingat nama aku pon susah ok.


I know it's my fault because i love to eat and never bother to participate in any sports event, tapi tayahla kau bagi nama-nama gelaran dekat aku bila satu group dengan aku ok. Perlukah? Tahu tak aku sedang menstruggle semasa itu disebalik tudungku yang besa?


I managed to burn the image after I left school but until now I am extremely sensitive when it comes to appearances, figures and sizes.


Kalau kau nak keji aku berlagak ke, bimbo ke, poyo ke , rempit ke tak kesah sangat [walaupon aku akan anginla kan] tapi janganla bila aku tanya "kasut mana satu yang lawa?" kau jawab "semua sama je sebab kaki u banyak strecth mark". Memang satu OU aku mengamuk.


Or even when you see a fat girl wearing something not suitable for her and said "tak sedar diri gemuk". Aku hangin ok.


Apa kau ingat kau chantek ke?
Kalau ye pon chantek, apa lesen kau nak cakap macam tu?


Kadang-kadang memang ada orang perangai pundek yang keji aku macam-macam tapi depan aku baikla saje. Nak aje aku keji rupa bentuk muka bumi tapi haih, sebab sedar diri penah mengalami rupa bentuk berbonggol so tak jadilah. Kalau aku dah cakap tu, maknanya marah aku dah tahap maksimala tu. Hehe


So, if you happen to go out with me or lepak sekali, pleasela don't comment on people appearance tak kesahla kau rupa macam jane fonda ke or brad pitt ke, if you think you are better than them, just keep it to yourself.


Manusia, walau macamana pun rupanya, tetap ada hati dan perasaan ok?


Baiklah, i wrap this emo entry with a teka teki courtesy of one of my blog readers, recovery train


if u jump out of the butter and i jump in, what happen then?


jawabb jangan tak jawabb

Rempit-rempitan

Aha, today my rempit mood strike again. No, I did not join the rempit to merempit at the padang near the mosque. I don't understand why they like to lepak at the padang there which caused me to slow down my car sebab diorang berdondon-dondon dekat situ and a boy really scared me to death when he in a sudden did a willy in front of me. Umo adela dalam awal belasan tahun.


Yeah. My rempitness is not about motorbike but it got kaitan with akedemi fantasia. Keji tak keji wa cakap lu. Anyway, after watching af few days ago, two songs sang by two girls keep singing in my head.


One is from dekna yang suka membuat muka itu which sound something like this


Walau kehadiranmu hanyakah sementara
Bukan salahmu sayang kira kau jatuh cinta
akan ku pergi jauh takkan kembali
bla..blaa..


Gila rempittttttttt bukan?
But yeah, that song keep repeating in my head.


And the other one is from Mila.


Kau datang dan pergi
Sesuka hatimu
Oh... kejamnya dikau
Teganya dikau padaku


Ohhhhhhhhhhhh rempitnya aku although the original singer is an indonesian, Diana Nasution if I'm not mistaken. Tapi takkanla aku nak ngaku endok pulak tak?


But I loiike ok.


Bunny-bunny rempit ku sekalian, siapa ade lagu-lagu itu fowardkanlah ye.Hehe


Rem-it-lah!

Mimpi

Lately I have reoccurring dreams. Well, two years back I used to have reoccurring dream but it was only a series of dreams but it was so real that I thought it really happened.


Now I have two reoccurring dreams. And it was weird and I would wake up in the middle of the night still feeling haunted by the dreams.


My first dream involved an old lady. I never see her before but she was old with white hair and a bit bongkok. She spoke to me in my dream


"Kalau nak cantik dan sentiasa muda, ikut cakap nenek"


She then would show me pieces of different leaves, with the name and it use. I was told by errm.. someone if I ever had this sort of dream, the best way is to ignore and not to listen. Well, the history of this dream thingy is quite long and I don't feel like telling. So I ignore. I even ignored her in my dream but as I did she came closer and shove those leaves in front of my face and asked me to memorise them. And, not to forget to mandi with the leaves as soon as I get up.


The feeling in the dream is lanchau ok. I was scared and confused and when I suddely woke up int he middle of the night, the same feeling is still there which maybe is quite common. I can tolerate dreams but not those yang datang tiap-tiap malam sampai aku susah nak tido la celake. Haih, till the extent in my dream, I recited 3 kul and even before sleep I recite thatlah.


The second one was weird but funny tapi kalau dah banyak- banyak kali jadi tak klaka ok. In the dream, we, the whole family move into a bigger house. A very big and beautiful house. I was happy and everyone was happy. Then suddenly I realised I left some money in my old house so aku pegila balik rumah lama. Aku cakap Assalamulaikum tadela org jawabkan, hello pon takde tapi sebab pintu tak kunci and dalam mimpi tu aku kurang ajar, so i went in. Lots of people was there but amazingly no one notice me, except a girl who scream when she saw me.


To cut the story, in the end, I realised in that dream I was dead. The whole family was dead.


Mula-mula memang kelakala, tapi bila kau bangun tengah-tengah malam and menggelupur dah jadi tak kelaka ok.


Ingat malam ni taknak mimpi dah but I stumbled upon this page and found this

Tak klaka ok!

Horror ok.


Komfem mimpi punyelah!
Celake,

Masakkkk aummm

I usually reserve Saturday for myself to spare my time for friends, hobbies and whatever it is, although sometimes I have to juggle between my time and my assignment yang membunuh itu.


This week, it's all about me after last week aku bernangis-nangisan depan pc siapkan keje. Aha, I cooked today after so long not cooking. But am's foodie telah mambuatkan aku mengidam untuk makan laksa. I love laksa especially laksa kuala kangsar yang dijual di pasar malam vista angkasa. Gila sedap.


The menu for today is laksa penang and bread pudding with custard sauce.


Sorry, no pictures sebab tak sempat ambik. Nak ambik sekrang dah habis dah pon.Hehe


If you ask me how did the two of the dishes turn out? Of kozla gua cakap sedap babe. Penah ke aku masak tak sedap? Haha


Perhaps not many know that I can cook. Hey, I can :). Tak caya ask the teteks. Walaupun aku agak keji dan suka mencarut tapi I can cook ok. Maybe not that great but I still can.


Untungnye sape kawen dengan aku. Haha


Macam sialnyer statement.


Tsk. Ok, having the whole day for yourself isn't that fun because soon you realise that how boring you are. I am itching to do my work while crying but instead I opted for AF 5.


I know. As pathetic as it seemed to be tapi yeah dafi is much more important rather than peretnding to be cool by not watching af.


Before I get defensive, I better golah okies.


Tata for now.

Twisting the time

I am feeling hollow tonight. I think I grow up too fast


I remember the orange ice cream I was licking while enjoying my night tv during one weekend back in 1987. I was not allowed to watch tv on weeknights and had to hit the sack by 10. Oh before that my mum would check my homework to make sure it's done. The other day I would just keep quiet when my peers went talking about tv series they watched the night before. I wish I could join the err..err forum?


While I was licking the orange ice cream and watching tv, I was thinking. This is such a bliss. Watch tv, eat ice cream and at night! Being an dult must be so cool. I can't wait to grow up.


Also I remembered the excitement trying on my aunt high heels which were way more bigger than my size. I remember admiring one of them. A white peep toes with a ribbon in front. It was such a lovely feeling walking around the house in that shoes making the sound "clk..clak..clak". My excitement ended my when aunt told me to get off from her shoes for she's scared I might break the heels. So I thought, it must be so cool being an adult, waking in high heels and feeling pretty.


That's why I could not understand a famous jingle by toy'r us " I don't want to grow up..bla..blaa". Hey, I want to grow up.


So I pray hard that I would grow up very fast.


But then a week ago, I was enjoying my vanilla rut bir ice cream[kengkonon ice cream floatla kan] when I passed the playground in front of my house. That time was around 5 pm and it;s perfect for an evening walk. Then, I saw bunch of kids take turn playing balls, dribbling and talk gibberish yet they seemed so happy. And some of them are happily laughing on the swings. I remember that feeling and I want it.


Two days ago, I was in section 2, binding my work when I see girls in blue pinafore and blue kain laughing to each other. Some of them are laughing with few boys in green trousers. Now, I never feel that. I never really have the opportunity to laugh and err..flirt with boys in their green trousers. We do meet boys in green trousers sometimes but I was so fat and ugly that none of them even look twice at me. Now, I want that. I want to feel ngorated by green trousers while I was still in my blue kain. But, not in maria mariana kind of way.

Manala suar hijau ni? Curik from digitaldome.org

Now I wish that I don't wish that I grow up too fast.


I want to feel all that, and again to some.
I miss it. I miss being happy over some free sedap food or feeling happy sebab cikgu ada mesyuarat guru and we were released early.


Or feeling happu because it's school holiday and your parents are going to take you for a picnic in pd.


The simplified happines.


Yet so pure.

2 annoyance and 1 sunshine

Ok.


I am upset about two things today.



1. Crying over a blog and life experience


I read a blog that belong to someone I know and it makes me cry. Ehe, perhaps it is not such a suprise when my middle name is cry but reading her blog refreshes some old memories.


I just don't understand how could certain people forget their promises and their pledge when their conditions get better. You told her you love her so love her demmit. Don't say suddenly your feeling change after you realise that you can get more. Like hello, when you are no body and need a shoulder to cry on who did you turn to?


Aku penah jugak jadi manusia yang tak sedar diri ni ok and i regret it until now.


How could you did that as if you don't have a motherla wey?
Sungguh remuk hatiku ini dan bertambah remuk bila kedua-duanya itu aku kenal.


2. Stupid chain email that includes me on the mailing list


I hate chain email and also fowarded email yang panjang berjela mengenai kerajaan yg korupla, makan itu haramla, ini taikla, itu busukla, ini bervirusla. I don't fucking like ok. Menyemakkan email aku saja. Tak comel ok masukkan nama aku dalam mailing list. Tak pepasal inbox aku penuh spam.


And how sure are that you could trust the email or the sources? For example a guy emailed me yesterday although aku dah kata, keluarkanlah aku dari list itu, tetapi dia masih juga gigih.


VERY IMPORTANT WARNING
Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton.



Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.
You may receive an apparently harmless email with a P ower Point presentation "Life is beautiful."


If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.


Hoh! Thanks to breakthechain.org, I manage to find the info of this-so-called-virus.
Aku malas nak paste, check la dekat sini.


So pleasela, before fowarding make sure your sources and content are reliable. Kalau sampai kat aku memang aku maki jela. Tak ke rasa bongok menyebarkan sesuatu which turn out not to be true and kadang-kadang the opposite?Annoying ok!


Tetapi ada jua cahaya kegembiraan di hari ini.


I received the cupcakes that I ordered from anne [anne groovylicious]. I used to order cupcakes from kak yong tapi kak yong dah rehat dah so praise God sebab anne pon buat jugak. Oh...oh I requested for bootylicious theme.

Creamcheese frosting!Yummmmmmmmmm

Sangat sedap. Feel like ordering? Click to sosweetpliz.


Ok dah.Happy Wednesday bunnies!

Sera Jamming

My mum has a new obsession. It is called ceragem or sera-jam as I pronounced it. That sera sera thing is some kind of a treatment that you could get by lying on an FRI matress, supposedly to cure health problem. I wish I could tell you more about this sear-sera thingy but every time I asked my mum about me, she will remind me that how I should go along with her which ehe, no thanks. Gua malas okes.


So anyway, she went to that ceragem as usual yesterday which is about errmm...ermm.. 2 or 2.5 km from my house. That time Ros kamal was driving the car when a police car beamed them from behind. Now, if you ever wonder where did my kegelupuran come from, the answer is from my mum. She who hates to wear the seatbelt thought the police want to stop them of the crime she comitted, which is not wearing her seatbelt of course.


Even she belted her self, the police keep beaming and even then honking. Gilalah polis Shah Alam, mesra cekap dan betul! After a while Ros kamal who is agak skema dan suka mematuhi peraturan pulled over after the polis telah banyak kali membeam dan menghon.


That time, they were at Plaza Masalam area which is about 500 metres from that sera-jam place.


Di dalam fikiran mak aku "Habislah aku kali ini. Dah tak pepasal nak bayar 3 rat"


When she get out of the car, the police pointed at a direction, which is somewhere at the back of the car.


So she was wondering, what the hell is wronglah wey?


Then, to her suprise when she get to the back of the car she saw...


MAHAGONY, THE BURMESE CAT!

I want to sera-jem too

Apa jadahnya kucing aku buat duduk atas kereta tengah-tengah jalan?


For all this while, that poor kitty has been hanging tight to the roof top or the back of the car while Ros Kamal drove the car around. Mesti dia menggulupur abis bila Ros Kamal start kete and terus reverse.Nak lompat, tapi kete dah gerak so just mengukukan diri sambil berdoa.


Bayangkan betapa bersusah payahnya dia nak membalancekan diri bila kereta itu mengkorner.


Kesian kucing aku :(

Kekesalan di hati

Today is 2nd April. 2 days ago was the 31st and I didn't managed to get any baskin.


I've marked my calender..ehem I mean my starbuck organiser[which I forced my boss to collect the stamp for me so I could get it. Hehe, no doubt he loves me ok] that every 31st I will need to line up the long q to get a tub of Baskin. So on the last 31st, I walked full of gaya to the kiosk where it was already full invaded by ermm.. Baskin addict.


With blooming heart I feast my eyes through the selection while my mind was picturing how delightful it will taste when I sprayed some whipped cream and hot fudge on top of the tub.Wahhhhhhhh.


Then suddenly I remember, my reflection on the mirror during my naked days. Flab. Although I must say I still look fabulous [haha]. Still, the thing which some people refer as love handle bothered me a lot.


So, all the energyto drive, all the energy to think gone wasted after I decided to walk away. I didn't even looked back, which was a tough thing to do ok.


And I thought I feel so proud.


Tapi celake sungguh, malam ni aku rasa marah sebab tekak aku jahat gila nak makan baskin dan sangat stress sebab marah tak dapat makan baskin malam ni. Make sense?


Speaking of ice cream, I used to love this ice cream in a rocket shape. Orange colourd although the taste doesn't really taste orangy but I dig it. And oh, the outer part was coated with a thin chocolate layer. Tried to find it but it was no longer to be seen now.


I want that ice cream and the old version of ais krim potong red beans yang berbentuk bulat dan wrapper cuma sekeping kertas di keliling, not the present funky type ais krim potong.


Cibailah. Nak baskin :(