Well, this story is not about me but about a guy who I used to go out with. He came from a boarding school in KL where the resident were all boys. Staying in hostel mean that you have to share toilet including toilet's cubicles and showers.
So one day, they were ready to go to the preparation class. Most of the boys were fully dress in baju melayu, loitering in the toilet while one of them was still in the toilet's cubicle, doing his business. Being boys they started to main simbah-simbah air. The boy who was inside the toilet cubicle started it dengan main simbah air ala-ala renjislah. Dibalas pula dengan simbahan from the boys outside. Yelah, dah hemsem-hemsem pakai baju mlayu kene simbah.I could imagine those boys menjerit dalam suara yang baru ala-ala pecah.
"Woi siapa simbah air ni"garau-garau sket.
Not too long after that, the sesi simbah-simbah got worst and one of the boys from outside became tak puas hati sebab mana aci, budak dalam cubicle tu simbah pakai gayung pulak. So he went to the next cubicle to simbah2 air with gayung la pulakkan. Dan kemudian melakukan sesuatu yang lebih ekstream.
The boys outside still simbah menyimbah also, bersatu padu melakukan serangan. Alang-alang dah basah, kasikla lencun semua kan. Tengah syok lawan-lawan simbah, the toilet telah digegarkan dengan satu jeritan ngeri.
" Woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
Semua orang berhenti menyimbah.
"Siapa yang simbah taikkkkkkkkkkkk dekat aku niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?" Jeritan itu datangnya dari pemilik suara cubicle yang memulakan acara simbah.
Siapaaa? siapaaa?
According to the guy I used to date, the rest of the boys rushed outside and left the pentaik alone and until today the poor guy doesn't know who is the culprit yang memandikannya sebegitu.
Keji tak keji?
Don't ask me why I wrote this but please bear in mind, that I have not eaten dinner or sugar for days.
Hehe.
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