Pengote talk

If you think I am going to stop writing about pengote, you are wrong. I still despise them. But today I shall list down of signs telling you that person is actually not really want to know you, probably just want to get in your pants


Yes, this is based on true story.

1. He said he knew you from your blog but after a while he forgot what's your url and the fact that you even have a blog. Clearly he is not that keen to know the real you, just want to know what's in your tight baju.



2. His ym status in way more than corny, something like "Let me love you" or " I will wake up to the smile of your face" when you were invisible. Obviously that is not for you, so why is he still trying to get your number?



3. He missed called, in case you will take the bait and call him back. Kalau betulla nak chenta, berkorbanla sket kan.



4. His friendster / facebook / myspace list are full of babes. Perlukah untuk di elaborate lagi?



5. Dah berpuluh kali kau kasi tau kau blaja or keje dekat mana. Dia still tanya jugak lepas tu cakap nak kenal dengan lebih rapat. Lanch kaulah.



6. Too good to be true. Seperti anak tan sri, bawak bimmer, ex gf model tapi main kayu tiga sedangkan dia seorang yang setia dan segala cerita-cerita yang best best sahaja tentang dirinya. My believe, if it's too good to be true, it's not true at all.



7. Mute his phone when both of you go for a date.



8. First date pon dah nak pegang-pegang. Benci ok.
   



9. Bila call je, memanjang tak angkat or tak dapat. Apa lagi pegi mengotela tu.

I never say I hate all men, I hate some but not all.
And I believe despite what they say "all good men are taken" [which might be true], they are few good men out there.

Cuma, terlepas pandang.

Perm

Today is the day when I mencatat sejarah. I become the lion. Not the temper but the rambut kembang.

Yes, I finally get my hair perm after 2 years kecoh-ing about it. It was as scary as I thought. The process and the result.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

First, I dislike the smell of the thing they put to my hair, they made me feel sick even dah berjam jam habis and second, they accidentally burned my capang ears sebab the hot rods were so hot and the cloth they put to cover the heat adalah sudah terlari

And my neck hurts coz I had to dongak sampai semaksima boleh so they can dry my hair using some big dryer that look like worms holes.

"Ini kalau first time perm akan tricky sikit tau bila u wash sendiri. Nanti dia kembang kalau tak betul-betul style"

From my experience, even when I have straight hair, the washing experience after the salon visit will give a celake result compared to the condition when it was done at the salon.

Inikan pula rambut kerinting. Tula gatal sangat, orang nak spa digital perm kau pon nak jugak. Haihhh.


Habislah rupa aku macam lion king lepas ni :(

Membeli ice untuk emak

Last week I received lots of visitors at my house resulting my mum shouting at me to buy more ice cubes at the kedai. I have no problem with that except aku hangin bila tengah hari yang panas aku nak reverse kereta tak boleh sebab the cats loves to play bawah kereta sambil lari lari manja bila aku halau coz they thought I was playing with them.


Finally after sweating all over the body, they got the messaged and i managed to get to the kedai with lots of ice packs on my hand.


Now , the ice adalah sangat berat dan aku adalah sungguh tidak boleh diharap untuk mengangkat benda berat so I walked quickly towards the car when I realised a bike parked behind the car. And the owner was just infront of the bike wanted to walk to the shop. He look like the typical rempit, rambut kaler with berekor. Being me yang tak sabar dan tangan aku dah lnguh dicampur dengan air yang dah menitik, I asked him to move his bike. Politely ok.


"Excuse me, boleh tolong alihkan motor awak tak?"


He just looked at me and walked away.


Sungguh lanch!


I shouted "You are so rude" Walaupon aku tahu aku pon rude tapi pegila mati.
Did he react to my shout? Hell no.


Bila yew jumpa orang bingai macam ni, it's time to take things in your own hands. I can see that his awek was waiting at the bike so I just reversed my car towards the bike. Gua nak takutkan awek die je beb takdela gua nak langgar dia kan, takut jugak gua kalau dia panggil geng rempit dia belasah nanti.


As I suspected his awek started to menggelupur di tengah panas itu. Haha, aku suke. When the car nearly touched the bike, the awek has no choice but to remove it. Aku tau motor berat so mungkin adalah benci baginya to remove the bike using her heels ditengah panas. Tu pon nasib baik aku tak hon kalau tak mau terlentang awek dia. Now, why didn't I do that?


Eventually the guy came out from that kedai, bila dia melihat aweknya sudah mengmovekan motor he looked at me but he did not say anything.


But you should look at his face.
Priceless.


Aku terasa sungguh pemenang.

Reasons

The reason why I deserted this blog, get stressed out, over panicked every now and then, always missing in action and other unexplainable gestures were because I had participate in a wedding preparation which I also attended last weekend.


Mine. My wedding.

All ears

Significant teteks

The mas kahwin



I married the swirly faced man



His side

Shelly!

You don't have to know who he is. Nothing else is important beside the fact that he made me feel again.


How can you not, when someone left behind his creed to embrace and revere the same Divinity as you are, just to be with you?


I found my Mark Darcy.
No. Actually I am glad he found me.


And no, I am not pregnant.
In case you are wondering.


Thanks for all the wishes and gifts.
You know who you are :) .

Note

Dear bunnies,

I won't be around till this weekend. I have some stuff to settle that require most of my time and attention.


But I promise I will be back next week.


Till then, hop safely and stay away from the big bad wolf.


Love always,
chicsinred