Bedroom talk

Previously, I had a sleeping problem which influenced me to buy a pair of lavender pillows with cassia seeds. Well, I read [written on a piece of paper that was attached to the pillow] that it could improve the quality of your sleep and I was really desperate..for good sleep I mean. Am not sure whether it was a psychological effect but I am enjoying my sleep nowadays


I must say the pillow did a good job. Although initially I thought I would never get used to contour pillow but now without that pillow I just can't sleep. The neck and the head doesn't feel right. Macam ada something missing. The head is just screaming to be place in the hole .Now, what I need is a down pillow, to hug. Ohh I can imagine the fluffiness and the softness and err I can imagine me not wanting to get up from bed. Hehe.


Speaking of bed, there are times when I shared my bed only with MJ, just the two of us. I didn't mind it although there's no one who really talked back to me when I feel like talking [except bunyi ngau ngau] yet I love the advantages.

1. MJ always hogs half of the bed. She is the royal highness of the house therefore she will get what she wants. So when there's a third person, my share of the bed will become quarter [please refer to picture 1.1].
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Picture 1.1 . The pink box is my bed.




2. When there are only MJ and me, I can golek and lebarkan kaki and tangan without feeling guilty akan tersepak orang [tersepak kucing takpe hehe], usually in the morning, MJ will ask me to let her go outside andddd I can golek-golek sampai terjatuh ke bawah [in certain cases].




3. No one will curik my bantal and bantal peluk. It's all mine.. Mineeeeeeeeee.

And tonight, I will have that advantage. Perhaps aku boleh suruh Mj tido dekat kaki supaya aku adalah boleh konker satu katil. Haha.


Best. Best


Tapi sebenanyekan..kann macam tak best sangat sebab tadi macam dah tertengok crite hantu.


Dan secret di postsecret adalah sedih [apa kaitan pon tataula hehe].

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Happy monday bunnies!

Sleeplah now

I am supposed to sleep now and I told my self to do that for the last 30 minutes but lots of things happen when you switch on your pc.


First, I have no issues towards celebrity. None at all but sometimes I hate the way they sell themselves. Or trying to sell themselves. Or in this case, trying to menonjolkan diri sebagai seorang cerdik pandai tetapi sebenarnye..oh no!



No, don't sue me yet, you celebrities I am not talking in general but I am referring to this entry. If you want to know what really happened, please read two of the earlier entries.



Tsk. What a shame of having a pretty face tetapi tidak tahu hendak letak dimana lagi.
Tidak apa, letaklah di dalam handbag pradamu itu.


If you notice, I rarely write about celebrities as my main entry sebab dah nak buat apa tulis pasal selebriti, pancaindera kan ada, mangga lagi, cukuplah kan. But this is something that needs to be enlightened. And they are two things that made me write this entry.

1. I don't like plagiarism. Kalau ye pon, kasilah kredit,letakla bibliography ke footnote ke, takkan tak blaja masa belaja dulu



2. I don't like orang mengaku bijak /talented/berirama/Inul when actually they are..not. Padahal hanyalah diri mareka yang itu-itu sahaja.

Ini semua adalah keji!


Perhaps she just has to stick to pose chantek, since she do that the best.


Secondly, I really want to sleep but the pain that keep throbbing at my tetek area is too disturbing. The idea of going to see a doctor is wayyy more disturbing.


I need to pee now and I promise I will go to sleep after this.
Nite nite.

When we were small

What types of game do you like to play with your sibling when you were small?


Usually my brother and I would prefer to play with our own friends rather than playing with each other because when we play together both of us will ended up bergumpal. Aku tarik rambut dia, dia tarik rambut aku. Kitorang penah bergumpal depan orang ramai ok [depan rumah tapi ramai orang tengok :P]. Hehe. My brother was chubby when he was small but I still can berlawan with him which explain kenapa certain orang berasa pelik apabila aku sedikit kuat bila main lawan tipu-tipu padahal badan keding[dulula kedin skarang..huh!]. Training sejak kecik ok.


Yet, they are times when we are stuck together and played together. For example semasa menegok tv dirumah. We really like to play main teka iklan. It was like this, before the next iklan start you better open your eyes widely and as soon as the next iklan start, you had to listen and watch the iklan carefully. Siapa yang dapat teka dengan betul dan paling cepat, dialah yang akan menang. This was fun although we had to menutup mulut lawan masing-masing sebab tak nak bagi dia cakap dulu, especially when you know the iklan but just went blank. Mula-mula teka dengan suara bernada rendah tetapi lama kelamaan bila naik excited, mula meneka menjeri jerit seperti "Milo!!milo!!!!!!!!!!" sambil melompat-lompat. Kalaulah kan korang tengah tengok tv or baca surat khabar anak korang buat macam tu, ada rasa nak ngamuk tak? Yes, that's why we stop playing it after sometimes.


The second game was during a boring trip in a car. Dulu the journey will take longer compared to now because they were nott many highways and my mum always wanted to listen to her oldies songs [which I love now] that really killed us. Yelah, orang nak denga 4U2C [haha] ni tak asyik nak pasang lagu quando quando dengan tell laura I love her aje. Bosanlah kan. So we created our own game. Unwind the window, hide and when you saw a motorbike bagun dan menjerit "hello" or "hoi".Lepas tu gelak sebab orang tu terkejut. Sungguh keji bila difikirkan coz hello, it was damn dangerous ok! Mau eksiden motorcyclist itu. Tak lama kemudian kedengaran "Hoii buat apa tu hah!!" yang datang dari depan beserta dengan cubitan bertalu-talu. Our emak yang garang[and still is] of course. And we would stop. But eheh, will continue it tomorrow :P


There were few more other games that we used to play but it is too keji to tellah. Memalukan untuk diceritakan.


There are times when I face disagreement with my brother but when I think of the thing that we did when we were small, the rile just go away.

Senarai makanan

Every two weeks I shall receive rewards for my effort of dieting and exercising, which is to eat whatever I want but in certain amount, of course. It will be either lunch or dinner. Another reason is to prevent me from being disappointed and demotivated after sometimes. Well, obviously this reward thingy was invested by other person who is probably nyampah to hear me whine or the peringatan as langkah berjaga-jaga how angry a hungry girl could be [after not eating sedap food for months, you can really be very very angry].


Ok,here is my favourite part.


I am listing all the food that I want to eat.

1. Sup lidah/kambing jalan dooraisamy + sebungkus nasi lemak



2. Unagi kabayaki set [including tempura with sweet sauce] + a plate of chuka iidako at Sakura Fuji



3. Seoul Korean BBQ



4. J co/ Big Apple [2 slices only]



5. Fried tang hoon + pandan chicken at Nyonya's Kitchen



6. Baskin! No non fat please, I errr cup kecik?[boleh ker?]
   



7. Sate Haji Samuri, perut 10 batang. [sepuluhhhh?]



8. Carl's Junior burger and ohh the onion ring



9. Ikan bakar jalan bellamy, nak sotong sekali



10. KFC
    
    
    
11. Fatty crab.waaa nak skaranggggggggggggggggggggg

The list shall be updated nanti when I terpikir apa nak makan. Oh, btw, I was told that little italian kitchen has closed down. If that is true, I am quite devastated. I loveeee their chocolate devil and galvanni tiramisu. I am going to check what actually happen to them.


Oh, I had my first reward last week. Sangat sedap ok tetapi mengapakah masih ada rasa bersalah after eating it?


Thank god it was very late at night when we reached home after feasting or else I might want to force them out of my system.


Guilty. Guilty. But shall learn how not to feel that way. Because I deserve it.


Err. Do I?

Bigger size

Nikkit gave me a zara baby t as a gift from bandung. It was fuschia and it was written domestic cat which was perfect for me [thanks yang.sukeeee!]. So I was trying to show off in front of someone sambil membuat pose-pose ala chantek when I remembered my pink lollipop tube.


The last time I tried that tube, there were flesh bulging out and it was a horrendous sight. So I wanted to show him, I am actually fat despite his saying that I am not. Or maybe I wanted to hear something soothing hehe. You know [I think you know], one of the responsibility when you share a bed with someone is to convince her that she doesn't look fat, and she always look chantek and there is no other women sechantek her. Kalau ada Jessica Alba dekat tepi, baik kau carik kelemahan Jessica Alba tu sekarang, jika mahu selamat. Well, I tell you, this person did a great job although aku tak tahu apalah kata-kata cacian yang terpendam di dalam hatinya.


So I went to try that tube and there is still some flesh bulging out. Please don't imagine, just read but no imagination, I will be sad if you do so.


Me: See I told you.* while showing the bulging flesh
Him: That's weird. Doesn't make senselah.


Kan ke dia sungguh cemerlang?satu markah untuk kumpulan biru.


"Hmm..Maybe all you need is to buy a bigger tube" Tiba-tiba dia berkata memecah keheningan malam.


Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Bigger tube? Adakah ingin berkata instead of beli saiz S kena beli saiz M sekarang? Adakah ingin mengatakan aku adalah memang sudah gemuk atau kata-kata yang lebih manis sedikit berisi sekarang?


I hate it when people say politely "chics kau dah berisi sikit". I hate. Hate.

Keadaan yang tenang sepoi sepoi bahasa menjadi gegak gempita secara tiba-tiba. Baju-baju bertaburan di angkasa akibat nagaan api yang panas.


Bigger size= gemuk/berisi

Sungguh fail pengajaran ku selama ini. Tolak 5 markah.
Salah! tolak 7 markah.


Hoh!