Happy Birthday Nik

Yesterday was Nicky's birthday and I skipped the first class for her :P. Class to teteks? Teteks definitely [padahal memang melas nak paegi hehe].


Initially Nicky said she wantd to eat at Jamal. Jamallllllllllllll? On your bithday, buat menimbulakn kemarahan aku sahajalah, so at the end we agreed to go to secret recipe where I screwed my diet by eating pan fried dory with lobster sauce and a slice of non fat cake. Takpelah, birthday Nik. One thing is missing, Nikkit was not there coz she is in Bandung now. We miss you Nikkit.

Us



I love



Tina memegang gamba masa zaman remaja.hoh



Nyanyi lagu birthday[sampai muncung aku]



Happy Birthday Nicky! Sayang awak sangat-sangat.

15 years of friendship and 15 years of good time!

Insertion

Have u ever heard of the story of a girl who inserted a test tube to her vagina because she wanted to feel some excitement only to find out the test tube broke while it was still in there? That story, bunnies is a famous one.


So I was thinking, whether it is true or just another story made up to spice some people's life [maybe ours too]. I seek some opinion from someone.


Me: Truekah, got some girl insert test tube in her pussy and that thing pecah?
Him: Maybe, but you know, lots of cases like this reported in hospital.


Me: Really?
Him: Yes, my colleague [when he underwent internship or whatever u call in in the hospital few years back] told me once they have to keluarkan botol ridsect from someone pussy.


Ridsect? Botol yang besar itu? Tidak sakitkah?


Him: You remember my thin friend, the quiet guy the other night when we were back at my hometown?
Me: The Dr who works overseas?


Him: He said, before he balik kampong the other day, he had to keluarkan apple from someone ass. He even showed us the picture!


Apple? Dimasukkan ke dalam bontot? Sakitlah bodohhhhh. Berak keras pon sakit, inikan pulak apple.
What kind of sick people is this?


Mengapa perlu memasukkan objek-objek ke dalam saluran yang tidak sepatutnyalah? Tidakkah mereka tahu itu adalah perbuatan keji dan menakutkan?


Jangankan apple, pisang pon belum tentu. Hehe
Apakah?

Trojanising my head

For few hours I thought my laptop, Chloe had been invaded with virus or trojan or their familylah. I have been trying to browse few blogs and suddenly I was directed to an unknown site. Oh I thought, aku tersalah tekan kot but when I tried it again, same things happened and same things happen when I try to acess my own blog.


Ah cibai.


Gilalah kalau kene virus, I tried to clean it with my antivirus tapi takde detectla pulak. But then, that's what happened to the last time Chloe got invaded by virus. Ah sudah, menghantar pc untuk di antivirus dan direpair adalah sangat benci. I have lots of personal file inside here and to let people see it is the last thing that I want.


And I can't tell that someone sebab dia dah selalu bising asyik tuduh aku selalu donwload file tapaper dekat internet padahal tak pon :(. Kalau ada pun I will make sure it is harmless tapi I guess I am still seekor semut kenit dimatanya yang hanya tahu berfacebook dan berblog. So I was damn panicked.


Since I think I am very smart that I can handle it on my own, I tried to look for the solution online. Macam nak gile aku carik ok tapi tak jumpa ok. I found few solutions but it gave me more headache. Ade ke nak suruh aku check registry satu-satu. Eeeeee. Scrutinizing smalls fonts with lots of unknown things adalah sangat tidak suka.


Tapi adalah kene! Kene!


Tiba-tiba seseorang buzz di ym. Oh no, he's online from his old house. I thought he would be busy catching up with the friends and pets or something.


[the nick] (1/5/2008 8:20:48 PM): eh yr homepage loads another site
[the nick] (1/5/2008 8:20:48 PM): I think it's a script virus


chics (1/5/2008 8:20:59 PM): yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Babi. Penat je aku takut dan risau. Jika dia juga boleh nampak benda itu from his pc back at his place, komfemlah bukan salah Chloe kan.


[the nick] (1/5/2008 8:21:25 PM): well not sure where it's coming from but i think it's either nuffnang or advertlets.


I think I know which one coz I remember few resemblance blogs that faced the same problem. So I omitted the script, temporarily hoping it would fix it.


And it did.


So, if you face the same problem. Your blog suddenly direct you to another site that called something like advertlets.com but the url show www.aadbaz.com, try to remove your advertlets. That will fix it.


Bodoh. Meng-waste malam aku sahaja dengan berisau-risauan. Dahla takde orang nak pujuk malam ni.


Benci.

Workout tahun baru

Hai nama saya chics.


Beberapa hari lalu saya telah berkata kepada dia " I think we need to exercise, I am getting fat and I don't want to end up fat and unhappy."


Dia pula berkata "Yes, we should and cut all the masak lemak". Walaupun statement itu keji tetapi saya terpaksa terima. Masakan dirumah memang banyak lemak dan sungguh tidak healthy. Saya sudah katakan kepada bibik [oh dia sudah berhenti, ada bibik baru sekarang] jangan masak makanan berlemak tapi dia marah dan berkata "kamu itu kurus aja, makan banyak sikit" sambil menggoreng-goreng dengan lebih rakus dan memuncungkan bibir.


Hari ini tiada masakan goreng. I am in charge and I will say no to what I should not it [tapi saya rasa ini akan cuma bertahan selama beberapa hari saja haha]. Semuanya masakan sehat. Untuk badan dan untuk jantung.


Selain itu, saya juga rasa saya patut melakukan real sports semula. Masalahnya sama tidak mahu melakukannya seorang diri sebab komfemlah saya akan pegi minum-minum dan bukannya bersport. Tidak boleh bersport yang menggunakan kekuatan tangan sebab ada orang lengannya senang tertanggal. Tidak mahulah lihat aksi ngeri. Mungkin ingin bermain futsal semula. Main suka-suka team campur. Jadi siapa siapa yang berasa getik nak main futsal campur marilah main sama-sama.



Kesimpulannya, saya berworkout dengan sangat bersemangat dan tidak menyentuh nasi ataupon masakan berminyak.


Tiba-tiba saya lihat cermin dan terasa chantek sedikit. Haha. Oh,rupanya saya juga sedikit saiko tapi tak apa.Itu motivasi [hihi].


Bila hari sudah malam, adakah saya merasa semakin chantek?


Meleset.


Hanya hingus yang meleleh dan dahi yang panas menerjah tatkala melihat ke cermin.
Baru sehari diet + workout dah demam?


Memang poyo.

Dilemma

First day of 2008 and I am already making my own dilemma. Hehe

1. Ok. Who know the real name of mak ciput? Ok, to those who don't know what I am talking about, mak ciput is a prefect in my school yang duduk dalam kelas budak-budak pandai dan memakai spek serta bertahi lalat. Dia juga dikatakan suka membuat siput dirambutnya. I was talking with Isma and suddenly her name come out. The thing is Isma could not remember who she is. I mean, how can you not remember mak ciputla weyyyyyyyyyy? Penat aku cuba bagi bayangan mukanya tetapi gagal. So, who knows siapa nama dia? Eh kejap, adakah nama dia farah wahidah?Ke bukan?Err.



2. I am in the middle of buying a new skin care sebab my face is no more reacting to my normal skin care. I guess after some age your skin stop reacting and needs new one. Not that I am old or anything [haha denial]. What I need is a hydrating product sebab muka aku dah menggelupas macam ular dah ni. I am thinking of dermalogica but needs to know other options as well. So suggestlah! Kalau cap malaysia aku tanak [haha rasa nak lempang tak?]



3. I already choose a topic for my thesis tetibe supervisor aku ambil early retirement, boleh? So skang kene redo semua benda. Ada rasa macam nak mengamuk tak? Ada.
   



4. Can anyone sugest makanan yang sedap tetapi bagus untuk diet? Yang sedap itu adalah rasa seperti burger carl's junior, onion ring, masak lemak keli salai ataupon kettle perasa yogurt. Ada tak? I really need to tone up [but still want to satisfy the calling of tekak setan].



5. Haha baru dapat ang pow gong xi fa cai .Hahahaha sukeeeeee. This is not a dilemma but just a selingan. Jeles tak..jeles takkkkkkkkkkk?
   

Ok. That's it. I am going out to find some sibu olive or dabai to bring home. That fruit taste so sedaplah. I just have to get it.


If it's not available, that will be my sixth dilemma.