Monday, January 14, 2008

Terkench

Since I want to live a healthy[ehem] life, I started to drink 8 glasses of water everyday. Mind you, I don't really like to drink sebab aku malas nak pegi amik air haha but since my skin is having quite a bad dehydration, I have to beat sikap pemalasku itu.


But, yes there is a but ok. Meminum air dengan banyak adalah akan menyebabkan pengencingan setiap 15 atau 30 minit. Sebab you know, I think my pundi kencing is quite cute. Jadi, apabila asyik mengencing sahaja, adalah tertanya-tanya tujuan memakai seluar sebab letihla asyik nak kene bukak sluar plus there's no one here. But please ok, I adalah bukan flasher jadi no. I still wear my sluar.Betul ni.


Motif cakap macam ni? Nevermind.


Ok, so this one night we wanted to go to the other house to feed ubat to ah beng [dia sakit batu karang, nantilah crite ok] and it was raining. So you can imagine the menggelatuk-ness did dalam kereta and even it was already 8.00 pm, the jam was very bad. The traffic sangat sangat slow starting from avon till susur keluar cheras [this what was written on the itis board]. Bila dah hujan, mestilah sejuk, bila dah sejuk dan minum 8 gelas air, mestilah nak kencing kan?


Adakah terdapat tempat kenching di federal highway? Definitely not. The next stop was at one of the gas station wayyy after susur keluar ke cheras.


I had to tahan until my bulu bulu roma menaik tegas juga turut mengemut dengan sekuat yang boleh. Till the extent tak dapat kemut dah, tahan dengan kaki je. How to do that? I don't know how to tell you but I bet if you are in such condition you will manage. Ada juga terjeling botol mineral water disebelah but what the fuck, I can make it in a straight line plus, apa ko dah gile nak kencing masa jem semua kereta rapat merapati?


Then it strikes me, what iflah kan. Whitney Houstan datang Malaysia to jalan-jalan makan angin or maybe errm Jessica Alba. And tiba-tiba dia stuck dalam jem like me, what would they do? I don't think there's a toilet in the limo. Probably they have to kemut dengan sangat kuat juga.


Can u imagine stopping at the nearest petrol station to me when suddenly Jessica Alba/Whitney stand beside you dengan kaki terkepit kepit?


I can, while I was peeing at the petrol station that day.


Indahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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