Bigger size

Nikkit gave me a zara baby t as a gift from bandung. It was fuschia and it was written domestic cat which was perfect for me [thanks yang.sukeeee!]. So I was trying to show off in front of someone sambil membuat pose-pose ala chantek when I remembered my pink lollipop tube.


The last time I tried that tube, there were flesh bulging out and it was a horrendous sight. So I wanted to show him, I am actually fat despite his saying that I am not. Or maybe I wanted to hear something soothing hehe. You know [I think you know], one of the responsibility when you share a bed with someone is to convince her that she doesn't look fat, and she always look chantek and there is no other women sechantek her. Kalau ada Jessica Alba dekat tepi, baik kau carik kelemahan Jessica Alba tu sekarang, jika mahu selamat. Well, I tell you, this person did a great job although aku tak tahu apalah kata-kata cacian yang terpendam di dalam hatinya.


So I went to try that tube and there is still some flesh bulging out. Please don't imagine, just read but no imagination, I will be sad if you do so.


Me: See I told you.* while showing the bulging flesh
Him: That's weird. Doesn't make senselah.


Kan ke dia sungguh cemerlang?satu markah untuk kumpulan biru.


"Hmm..Maybe all you need is to buy a bigger tube" Tiba-tiba dia berkata memecah keheningan malam.


Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Bigger tube? Adakah ingin berkata instead of beli saiz S kena beli saiz M sekarang? Adakah ingin mengatakan aku adalah memang sudah gemuk atau kata-kata yang lebih manis sedikit berisi sekarang?


I hate it when people say politely "chics kau dah berisi sikit". I hate. Hate.

Keadaan yang tenang sepoi sepoi bahasa menjadi gegak gempita secara tiba-tiba. Baju-baju bertaburan di angkasa akibat nagaan api yang panas.


Bigger size= gemuk/berisi

Sungguh fail pengajaran ku selama ini. Tolak 5 markah.
Salah! tolak 7 markah.


Hoh!