Thesaurus

Me: Kenapa you tak pilih dia, you pilih I?
Him: Sebab you comel.
Me : Comel?Huh!! Jahatnya you ni.*sulk*
Him: Erk. I salah cakap ke?


So, you guys must be wondering what when wrong. What? Don't tell me you dunno. Never ever use the word comel, cute or sweet to describe a girl. It's an insult, unless that girl is really unattractive and you want to make her feel better. Wait, was he trying to make me feel less pathetic? Sheesh. I'll deal with that later.


Comel is how you illustrate a cat or a rabbit. Meaning, she is noticeable but not too eye-catching as in making people to gaze more .Ok finela, in easier clarification, she's not hot enough for you or another guy to ask her for her phone number. Setakat tengok dan adore sahaja. Perchance you are also try to imply that she's too nice for you.


Cute as if you are saying that the girl is acting as if they just reached their puberty. Per se,13 years old girl, macam budak-budak. Perhaps a bit mengada and menggelupur here and there. Undertone, you are also saying that she is not a babe. Did u ever describe a babe as cute? No. Why? Because the babe's boobs and bod does not suit the word cute. Unless if you are referring to the way she act, you can use the word cute.


Sweet is the worst. Describing someone appearance as sweet is identical as saying, "She's ordinary but I got to say something pleasant". Trust me, most girls hate it when guys say that they are sweet as in the way they look. Hitam manis si tampuk manggisla konon. Hello, ada ke orang nak bercinta dengan perempuan yang muka macam manggis?


I so hear you. We are a complicated creature. But what to dola, we tend to over analyze things. At times, we pretend not to care or think too much but I tell you, inside it's mind boggling and we can't even have an unperturbed sleep just because of silly things. Stupid to you guys but not to us. Don't ask me why. I also dunno, I guess it comes naturally. Hah! [make sense tak?:P]


One thing to ponder, if you want to get lucky [if you know what I mean], one way to get it is by cramming our thesaurus.Hihihi