Like yesterday, while I was on my way from bukit nanas monorail station to dang wangi lrt, a guy came up to me and said
Guy: You look lost.
Me: No.I'm not.I'm going to the lrt station.
Guy: Let me show you the way.
Me: But I know the way.
Guy: Comelah..
He drew closer. Fuck. I had no choice other than to walk faster. Do I look lost? I don't think so. It's because I think my face is written "kaunter pertanyaan" all over it. People keep asking me for direction. Adakah muka aku nampak seperti seorang cendiakiawan? Mungkin juga. Or perhaps my face looked so sincere [haha] and obliging.
Perhaps it's obliging coz once when I was walking home a guy stopped me and said that he was a tourist, a lecturer from sabah who was left behind by his tour member.Right.Sorry but he didn't look like a lecturer to me. Anyway, he wanted to borrow my money so that he could find his tour group since he left his wallet back with the rest of his belongings. Ehe..I dunno whether he's bluffing or not but hello, even if my face look like 2 years old girl, I'm not loaning you my money. Had enough with loaning people money but did they ever pay me back? No. And those were people who I called friends and you expect me to do that to strangers?.Duh.
But the worst thing is..when mat rempit and those in seluar hijau baju putih mengorat-ngorat aku di jalanan.Cakapppppppp..Aku ni ada muka minah rempit ke?Memangla aku hisap rokok rempit tapi takkanlah muka aku mcm minah rempit kot?And tak cukup garang ke muka aku sampai aku dingorat oleh sekumpulan budak-budak skolah yang komfem spender pon mak belikan.Hoh.Dimanakah hunk-hunk semua?Tsk..
tak..tak..saya bukan rempit..percayalah..
First thing when I get home today. Practise making garang faces on the mirror.
Grrrrrr...
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