Breakfasting

It was almost 6 pm when I had a conversation with madnessinvain. Since I was fasting so we chatted about what shall I feast for break fasting. I was thinking about mouth-watering dish but he got something else on his mind which I found bizarre.


Imagine you are in a room, locked and you lost the key not knowing how long you will be stranded there. I know that only morons will face this kind of situation but just play alonglah ok. Anyway, somehow you misplaced your hand phone and err..let's make that the touchtone phone isn't working too. So, you are fasting and there is absolutely nothing to be consumed. No water, no food. The room is next to empty with only basic furnishings. You tried to ask for help but to your dismay nobody heeded you. Perhaps the dog across the road did but he's too busy interring his own litter somewhere nearby. Tick tock..tick tock the clock ticked. You glanced at your watch and it is 5 minutes to break fasting. But hey, how are you supposed to break fast when there is nothing. Then you laid out some options. Would you rather


1. Korek hidung/telinga [I dunno how to say this in English, so sue me]
2. Lick whatever furniture available
3. Masturbate


If I have to decide, I dunno which one I should opt for. But on crucial moments, perhaps my brain work wonders. Anyway, this is my imagination, so I have the option not to answer [hehe] but I want to know which one would you pick and why. Another thing that bothers me was, is there such solution? Can we just pretend or assume that we already end the rituals? Niat je ke? Yalah, perhaps I should be more active during Puan Siti Juariah class.Such a garang ustazah. Tsk


In case you are wondering, I did not end yesterday's ritual by pleasuring myself. Instead, I had scrumptious meals which were nasi ayam, kacang pol and a cone of cookies and cream ice cream.


I am still controllable on handling my hormones and needs. Hehe


Anyway, I would like to shout out to bena who will be celebrating her birthday tomorrow
"Happy birthday in advance babe!"


and to all of you, have a marvellous weekend!