Freak show

I haven't told anyone about this secret before apart from rizal as all he talks is about porno so this things might sounded normal to him but no, he too was a bit surprised. Hell.

About this time last year, I nearly got myself into trouble.


That time I was boyfriend-less and was alone with another colleague in the office on Saturday. Hell, my previous office worked on Saturday. It was a boring day and I couldn't help myself from thinking about my ex, when out of the blue the phone rang.

"Good afternoon, [my previous co].This is [my name] speaking"
So then I heard a sexy voice. A sexy male voice with a sexy drawl. He asked for my name so I give him my name. I was afraid [hah!] that the guy might be a client of my boss or something like that but it turn out that he's an Australian citizen who was doing a survey for his company magazine. Which was a porno magazine.


He then told me that he would run few questionnaires to do some survey about sex perception on asian women. I wanted to repudiate [honestly] but then I saw a candidate approached. Dang, I didn't want to entertain him, so I pretended to be engaged on the phone so Kathy, my colleague will attend to him. Hahaha. Well, if you were in my shoes..working on Saturday, you would understand my actions. Plus, he said those who were lucky enough would be granted some cash in USD. Tsk..So I thought..why not..I won't lose anything.


I can't exactly remembered all of them but one question that made me choked was "if you are given chance to perform threesome which one would you choose a.two guys with a girl or b.a guy with two girls". Kinky. So I played along while pretending like I'm taking some job orders by filling up the JD form [haha].Until the part where he asked me for my hand phone no. I was a bit taken back. I don't give my number to strangers but then he said "But honey you have done a pretty well job, it's a waste for you not to claim your money. Without your number, it would be impossible to give you the cash". Shit. I could use the money to buy some gorgeous shoes or a handbag, perhaps two handbags or whatever. So,dengan bodoh dan lurus bendulnya I gave my number. And after that we bid farewell.


Few weeks after that I patched things up with my ex and then we went dating like usual. But ehe, out of no where there's a private no appeared from my phone's screen. Picked it up and hell..it's the guy with the sexy voice. Told him I was busy and he said he will call back. Whatever.


One week later I was sipping my margarita after my ex forgot where he put his balls for the umpteenth times. Then again on that fiery afternoon, the guy called. I tell you..At that moment I wanted to roar at everybody's face because my bloody ex really made me feel like smashing his head with that cocktail glass but then I looked at my ex face and said "I need to take this call" and dengan konon-konon macho I marched away while talking on the phone. Good riddance [of my sickening exlah].


Back to the sexy voice. He told me that not only I won the money but I also won a ticket to Australia to see how the run the company. Right. And I got to choose 3 situations.
a. Would I like to witness live sex ,a normal one
b. Or I would rather choose to witness threesome
c. Or would I want to join in either one of the choice above


Fuck.I like porn. I do ..but this? I nearly barked at him but I lost my voice and my knees were shaking. Said no courteously but the sexy voiced tried to provoke me by saying bla..bla..bla..which then made me decided to switch off my phone.


Later on I broke off with my ex for good but the sexy voice keep on bugging me. I did not pick up his call but he still called me until it made me sick. Finally, I changed my number and he also, gone for good. When people asked me why I changed my number, I always said that it's because I wanted to get rid off my ex which is true..but actually there's another reason behind it.


Imagine if I still went and play along. Perhaps Stone is still searching for Chics Shah Alam or perhaps by now, mastika is still trying to chase my ass.


Keji.