Saturday

Hello people.This is Saturday and I'm writing.Amazing but sad.


Just finished munching a cone of mixed berry and caramel ice cream from the italiano. Yummy yummy yummy. I had been dreaming about it everynight especially the part where the lad who sold this ice cream had eyes inviting boobs.Hohoh.


Miu-miu my cats is missing her two kittens. I love her kittens even they don't love me. I even put my hand down the shit hole to rescue them from drowning. You see, they were two foolish kitties. Run, play hide and seek and poof..when down the shit hole.I had no choice but to rescue them.See who said that I'm one selfish bitch?Perhaps if you act nicely like my kittens I would be nice to you.Anyway, the two kittens are gone. My mom gave them away to my endon maid. I sort of missed thair fluffy fur and irritating mews.Most of all, my heart cried when I see how miu miu search high and low for her missing kittens.


I hate human species who keep bashing the other species. I sometimes did that too but hello, I did compliment the other species too.It's like being a sexist.I'm no sexist or racist. I am an attention whore, yes but I seek it from the right source.Now, what the hell i am saying.Oh, I'm just pissed off.Some people just like attention but then deny it.They said they wanted to be seen as an under dog but actually they are liars. Big time.


I hate liars. I hate sexist. I hate racist. And I hate stupid-self-fucking-perverts who keep emailing with "can i fuck you" headline. Mr, even if you look like Robbie William I won't fuck you.Now go and find a sheep you sheep shagger.


I need more sugar.Can I have that ice cream again?