Monday, December 03, 2007

Power

If you use federal highway to go towards KL, you will realise a billboard "aku nak power". That billboard somehow disturbed me. Even more when I watched the advertisement.


Seorang lelaki kering yang lemah meminta genie untuk power di malam-malam buta dimana rumahnya suram. Selepas minum kopi dan mendapat power, rumahnya adalah bergegar dan berlampu-lampu.


I don't know why I felt keji. Maybe you know the answer.


The swirly face man then asked me why is it kopi kopi tongkat ali atau kebanyakan produk dari herba menjadikan tenaga batin as their main agenda? I went to a kedai mamak once and saw an old man wearing kopiah drinking coffee with a tagline "untuk menguatkan tenaga batin". That is so euw. Can't they just say "untuk hati senang", "untuk mengelakkan kecacingan" or yang sewaktu dengannya. Plus, I often find tenaga batin advert in magazines mendambakan dada lelaki bidang yang berminyak-minyak. Sungguh keji perlakuan sebegitu


Minus ali cafe [my choice your choice.hehe], don't they know herbs and sumber bumi can do more besides giving a boost for sex life? Mengapakah asyik berbau sex adakah kerana lelaki dan wanita di malaysia ramai yang mati pucuk atau kurang nafsu? I don't think so, sebab banyaknye 3gp bogel disana-sini.


Please, I don't want when I am old, the guy I married pakai bandana and menggetik menari nari naik motor lepas minum kopi.


Aku boleh muntah nanah terus ok.


Speaking about power, I found out there's a kedai who sell sayur asem [indonesian food] at the curve. I don't remember the name but something-something penyetz. The food is not bad. I did not have the sayur asem but will definitely come back for more.


Oh.


The awaited rambut simba, but please take note, ni aku dah letak minyak berkati supaya dia tak menyimba sangat. Kalau tak nampak dan nak kak nam jugak, pegi facebooklah. Hehe.



chics and epy yang suka makan[tapi chics yang habiskan semua makanan :(]

Enjoy your monday bunnies.

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