First [k]night.

I was discussing this last night.


How can they say malam pertama itu sungguh indah? Or ungkapan, kembalikan kenangan malam pertama anda? It doesn't make sense to melah.


Because:-

1. You think the first attempt won't hurt? Most girls that I know shed few tears



2. If it doesn't hurt maybe it will be awkward or you just don't know how to react. Just lying there stiff ,when you are supposed to act like jenna jemason or at least share the feeling she [jenna] is feeling :P.



3. That's for women, for guys, unless you just want to ramp anything in front of you, guys should also face some awkwardness like, wtf am I supposed to do now and what does it means when she start to ramas ramas the bedsheet? Where should I put this thing ? Come on, admit it. It's ok, we know. Hehe



4. Or, if the guys is already and expert or perhaps had memorised the theory or did the practical with other objects, it would not be nice if the girl is kayu isn't it?

I don't know if ada orang first attempt dah rasa seperti menawan everest. Well, maybe I am wrong but yeah, to me, the unkapan malam pertama is so tipu ok.


Oh come on, we are adult aren't we? Melainkan kau mat rempit tak cukup umur yg tengah membaca blog ini setelah mendapat link ini dari perkataan "sex", "tetek" dan "main dengan ustazah" yang ditaip using any search engine.


But then again, this entry will add another reason why keji people with sexual desire yang abnormal ended in this blog.


Hey, mine is normal, in case you need to know. Haha.


Ok, aku dah berasa keji. Tata.


Oh,one last thing, selamat hari raya haji.