All I want for Christmas

Dear Santa,
For this Christmas I want:-

1. To go to Europe but not backpacking. How can I backpack if I have to bring at least 5 shoes? So, I want to go ot Europe in comfort.
   
   
   
2. My eyebags to be gone. They are so ugly and they make me sad every time I look into the mirror. Tell me Santa, does cosmetic surgery hurt?
   
   
   
3. Getting back my nice complexion like 3 or 4 years ago. Ok, maybe my complexion wasn't that nice but at least it is nicer than now. I can't believe I am saying this, but sometimes I do regret that I smoked. They did bad things to my skin. But they are so like the devil, always calling my name :(.



4. For Woofie to able to see again. So that she can walk and we can play kejar kejar at the taman like we used to. I don't understand how could human be so cruel?




5. That I will finish my study next year. I gila dah termuntah darah ni Santa oi. Cecopekla habih ni haaaaaaaaa.




6. That some people stop to gloat about themselves and their so called perfect life. Worst blog about it. Please Santa, save other people from termuntah darah too.




7. More shoes Santa, and please no more patent shoes. I learn my lesson well from that pretty circa joan and david shoes. They hurted my feet with blisters like taik.
   




8. Make everything smooth for 2008.

Oklah Santa, I nak pegi tengok liverpool nih, sambil makan fries .Tata



P.S: One more wish:-


Create everything non fat or 0% fat so I can eat without feeling taik before going to bed. And oh, please take away my lemak-lemak berlebihan. Tq