Burger

Two days ago I have the urge to eat burger tepi jalan. Since I was in section 2, I decided to buy the one in front of the seven eleven since it was the nearest to my car. There were 3 people working at the stall, one is frying the burger, the other one is the one who prepare the bread and the third one a blonde haired guy, seemed to helped with other stuff.

I am very cerewet when it comes to food. My ideal burger would be a chicken burger wrapped with egg or chicken special with extra mayo and just a little bit of sauce. If things go wrong I will be really upset. I don't like it when they put too much chilli sauce because it will spoil the taste and it will make the bread soggy especially when they use cap tiga ayam chilli sauce.

So I told the guy who prepare the bread "ayam special satu, extra mayo, sos sikit". That time he nodded and after that start talking to some of his friends yang seemed to melepak there. One question, kenapa orang suke melepak atas motor tepi kedai burger? Tidakkah mereka tahu ia satu perbuatan keji sebab aku susah nak beli burger setelah motor itu memblock jalanku?

I had to wait for a while since there were some customers also waiting for their order. Few minutes after that the guy asked "Nak burger daging tadi kan?"

Ayam, I said. He said ohh and continue doing his work.

Finally after few more minutes waiting, I had my burger and headed home. On my way home, I noticed there’s another gerai burger at the end of the road but no one seemed to buy burgers from them. Kesian, I thought. Takpe lain kali aku beli kat kedai tula.

Did I have my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

No, he made me chicken burger [no egg] with less mayo and less chilli sauce instead. Aku benci betulla. Tak apa, aku fikir lagi.Lain kali beli dekat gerai yang lagi satu tu.

So yesterday, I feel like eating burger again, this time I went to the other gerai. Gerai yang dari jauh nampak malap dan takde orang tapi sebenanye dekat belakang tu ada jugak orang melepak atas motor dalam gelap. Semua lelaki ada sorang perempuan. Perempaun itu nampaknya bangga dikelilingi lelaki-lelaki berambut gonjeng ditempat gelap. Di bersuara agak kuat dan nyaring agar didengari orang ramai.

The stall have two workers, both of them looked like as if either they are still schooling or just finish school tapi budak yang masak burger itu agak jambu membuatku agak gugup[haha].

"Burger ayam special satu, mayonis extra, sos sikit ye" I ordered and he replied by just giving me a look and continue talking with his friends while his tangan menggoreng burger.

"Kau tinggal sinila malam ni". A guy who prepared the bread talked to the girl and the girl asked the guy to asked her 'abang' first. The 'abang' said "nenek kau!". Them all of them laughed. Oh no, adakah aku sudah terbeli burger dari mat rempit dan minah rempitnya?

I then repeat my order, because I am not sure if the guy heard me the first time. He then repeated my order to the guy who prepare my bread.

So, did I finally get my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

The first thing when I open the polystyrene case, I saw that the bread was already soggy ditenggelami sos. And I had to eat it dengan mulut aku penuh bersememeh dan jatuh jatuh atas baju aku.

Susah sangat ke nak dengar arahan?

Hendak sahaja aku teruskan makian disini, tapi nanti orang cakap aku anti bangsa sendiri but then, kalau ye nak pon nak mencari rezeki yang halal, kau buat dengan ikhlas boleh tak?

Haihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Excuse me if you just don't get it, but I take my food seriously.