Nasib baik aku tak rabun kekal selama beberapa bulan sepanjang raya.
It was around 5.30, wanted to take my wudhu' for asar. Tak sedar diri pakai baju leher v, tapi nak sangkut spek jugak. So bila time nak basuh muka sunddely the spec flew and plopped into the toilet bowl. Mind you, my boss house adalah tandas duduk ok, maybe lebih feel kot nak pangsai. Haha
Tapi kes tadi tak kelaka ok. Just imagine my spec went down the shit hole. And my power are around 1000+ for the right one and 800+ for the left one. And my eyes can't tolerate wearing contacts for long time.
Did I seluk my tangan to get the spec? Hell no. Being me, of coursela aku menangis kan sambil berjalan ke depan.
Boss: What happen? Why?
Me: Huuuuuuuuu. My spec jatuh inside your shit hole. Huuu.. I kenot seee. How to go to eat noww?
Boss: Haaaaaa?
And he laughed. Macam haram.
But then he cover his hand with some plastic and hehe did the dirty work. Sambil gelak. Aku tak kirela kau nak gelak ke apa salakan tolongla ambikkan. Selepas itu spek itu telah dibasuh dengan bersih sehingga hilang bau, warna dan rasa.
Luckily, ok! Kalau tak komfem akan merabun kekal seketika dan seluruh warga rumah akan mengcurse aku kerana telah menyebabkan jamban clog.
Semasa pukul 5.30 itu juga, adalah terasa hendak terkencing lalu pergi ke toilet dan aaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhh
Tahun ni aku kene ganti puasa 11 hari.
Hoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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