Bibik baru

I have a new bibik. Not me actually, more like my mom. This time the bibik is staying with us. She is the youngest sister of my nenek's bibik and she pleaded my mom to take her. Because she didn't want to follow her husband to go back to Indonesia. Don't ask me why, I am not that nosy.


Since I was so busy I did not cook and let my mum cook. Lagipun mak aku masak lagi sedap so baik dia jelah yang masak. Today she fasted and the only food left was kari ikan semalam. I hate kari ikan, therefore I choose to go to tesco to get some sushi. Gila kejikan nak makan sushi kene pegi Tesco tapi janji ade belasah jela.


Tapi dekat Tesco I saw this tinned pasta sauce and tiba-tiba tekakku gatal nak masak pasta. Yes I can make the sauce tapi malas dan membazir masa dan tenaga, lagipon aku sorang je nak makan, malam karang mak nak masak sup ikan. I left Tesco with sushi and mushroom pasta sauce in my hand.


Dah namanya aku buruk lantakkan, sampai-sampai rumah terus balun sushi and I start chopping some brown mushroom to add to the pasta. That time bibik tengah nak pasang langsir.


"Kak mari sini". She called me kakak and she called my brother abang. Getik menusuk ke kalbu.


Me: Apa bik?
Bibik: Perempuan kalau kawen, kene tahu masak.[kenapala orang suka cakap pasal bende ni?]
Me: Yela orang masakla ni.


Bibik: Bukan masak itu, masaknya betul-betul. Masak nasi, masak lauk.
Me: Ala takpe, saya tahu masakla bik
Bibik: Habis tu kenapa tak masak betul-betul?


Me: Sebaba saya malas hehe
Bibik: ASTAGFIRULLAHALAZIM


Agak nak terjatuhla dia kan dari pemasangan langsir.


Then I continued cooking and later she went inside the kitchen

Bibik: Kenapa masak sedikit?
Me: Saya sorang je nak makan. Nanti kalau saya tiba-tiba kawen, kalau suami saya nak makan, dia masakla sendiri.


Bibik:ALLAHUAKBAR!


Welcome to my house bibik. Tak lama lagi pasti otak bibik akan berleleh nanah.