Screw you

At this moment I feel dizzy because of 2 reasons that shall be elaborated.


a) Screw yew desktop tower defense
b) Screw yew bloated stomach




a) Screw you desktop tower defense.


Few weeks ago, hedonistic anonymous wrote about this game. Even though I have been warned. my jari jemari yang gatal telah mengclick dimana bermulalah siri addiction. The game is simple looking without any big looking graphic yet sungguh menyetankan tetapi kiut. Yet, aku cuma mampu dapat markah 3100++ je ok. [Ayat-ayat mencarut], macamana nak menang niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.


Today, I skipped class and try to win this game yet gagal. At the end, I have a huge headache dan berasa sungguh marah.


Last resort, main cheating, carik strategy macamana nak menang game ni.


Haha, siapla kau, besok gak aku praktikkan. Malam ni tak boleh sebab dah pening.


But, I have lots of assignments to hanta next week. Tapi aku tau, selagi aku tak menang pasti tidurku takkan aman, dihantui makhluk makhluk comel yang sebenarnya syaitan itu.


So macamanala?


Screw yew desktop tower defense!



b)Screw yew bloated stomach


I think you can guess what happen.


Since our dapur is in renovation so I had to buy food for berbuka, I bought sebungkus nasi lemak lauk sambal petai + ayam berempah, pengat pisang, sotong goreng tepung which are all for me and murtabak ayam dua + cream caramel dua for emak. Minum beli air soya botol besar.


I thought, chill la dulu, lepas bula karangla aku pegi kelas. Sekali tu pulak ada orang bagi bubur lambuk kampung baru 2. Best gilala kan.


So emak and me eat dan menghabiskan makanan kami, this is when gua rasa malas gila nak pegi kelas. Berut dah kembung rasa mcm nak meletup macamana nak pegi kelas. Tapi gua takut emak gua menaga, so senyap-senyap jela. Kang dia pegi terawikh, mana dia tau. Hihi.



Malam tadi ada ANTM la plakkan so ready depan tv, dimana tiba-tiba:-

emak:na, kenapa tak pergi lagi?
me: err..errr..ala perut kembungla
emak: Ya Allah, apa nak jadi ni?
me: hihih


Emak pause.


emak: hihi, emak pon nak ikut awak memontengla malam ni.perut kembung jugak. *Lalu terus memvetokan remote tv
me: heh?


Kenapala aku tak dapat gen rajin ros kamal?:P


Ye, perut kami sungguh bloated tetapi jika anda rasa kami tidak boleh lagi makan, anda tersilap, kerana esokkkkkkkkkkk, kami akan bangun untuk bersahur di mcd pula.


Sausage mcmuffin for her and hotcakes for me!

Yeay!


updated at 5.21 a.m

Half eaten hot cakes

And so, I finally ate sahur for the first time after 10 years of choosing to sleep rather than to eat.