Pengote Sana Sini

Hai bunnies. How was your weekend? Bet it was splendid, sebab tula malas nak buat kerja hari ni kan?Hehe.


Anyway, it has been while since I talk about pengote kan? Heeeeeeee. Last night, had a chat with a friend and kami telah membincangkan tentang pengote-pengote ini.


Pengote Bijak


He knows to get himself around with hundreds of girls without being caught. Menipu walaupun ala-ala drama tv but somehow he knows how to make sure that his lies would not be discovered.


Contoh, I went out with this guy for few months where he works in his father's company. Well he joined the company after we were together. Sebelum ni, mamat ni memang ala-ala cakap tak boleh pakai. I mean, penahla he told me the night before that he would come at 11 the next day tapi sampai kol 3 tak datang, he apologised saying ada family meeting kene attend. Of coursela aku marah but I was stupid that I believed it but after he started working, I see him less. Adeeeeeeee jela kan alasan dia, meetingla, out stationla, semua alasan sebijik-sebijik mcm drama tv. I was skeptical but, I never caught him red handed so I had to make believe. Not too long after that I decided I need to get some fresh air , not with him obviously so I call it an end. But we still remain friends and chat om YM once in while. He found another girl but he always suggested for us to meet up and perhaps rekindle what we used to have. Shagging and what notlah. I mean, he has a bloody girlfriend but casually he said, that's ok, a man needs to have fun and she doesn't need to know and if she did she probably tak kesah. Lanchla tak kesah


I mean, if he could do that now, obviously he was doing it behind my back when we were dating kan? Dan aku sebagai perempuan bodoh, bought it yang selama ini I was the only one


He keep asking for us to meet until one day he saw me while I was hanging out with two friends. I was gems that time. He asked, kenapa I macam chubby and buncit?


I told him, I am pregnant


He never kacau me anymore. Hehe.


Macam terkeluar topik buttttttt, the point is he was sleek and perhaps he appeared to be so coz I was stupid.




Pengote Bodoh


A pengote who is sooooooooooooo stupid dalam segala segi. Bodoh dalam pengetahuan am dan bodoh sebagai penipu.


Example. I dated a guy who claimed that he had a jetsetting job, claim gaji sebulan 10k tapi memanjang gayut and main YM . WTFla kan. Ok, somehow my friend [aku diskas bende ni assured that this-so-called-people mampu untuk jadi apa yang mereka jadi dengan mempunyai otak cukup setakat tingkatan empat. No offense but it's true]. So even when I was a bit..I mean.. er..lesss intellect, somehow sometimes I would like to talk about something serious and intellect but everytime I tried to do that with him, he gave me a blank look like I am talking Spanish and try to change the topic by telling me about his fucking 3 BMW an how he wanted a fourth one.


And he was and still is a stupid liar. I mean, I caught him mengote in front of my eyes and he still want to deny it and I found out that he is married dengan bukti yang kukuh but he still denied it. I shouted curse words at his face. He went away but he came back as if he had an imnesia, no memory of nothing that happened before.


I mean, kalau kau romeo, takkan kau nak hanta gambar kau diperantauan dekat utusan malaysia dengan ucapan ditujukan kepada isteri dan anak-anak kan? Lepas tu nak deny lagi and ada hatila nak manja2 dengan aku walaupon aku dah ignore kau gile babi.


The bottom line is, gila bodoh mamat macam ni. Kalau ye pon nak jadi pengote, bolah tak jadi pengote berilmu sket?Sheesh



Pengote yang unconcious


The type who actually don't realise that they are pengote. They thought they are loyal and are proud of it.


Have u ever see a guy who on a guys night out menari-nari seksi dengan perempaun and bertukar2 nombor with a thinking it was harmless? To them flirting is harmless. Maybe, but tengokla degree of flirting kau.


Chat-chat dekat YM, Buat-buat lawak sweet sesikit,ajak for coffee or you know alaa..let me add youlah, so we can talk hari-hari. I sukela chat dengan you. Hihi. Atleast boleh hilangkan boring I dekat office.


Rileksla, takkan tak boleh nak kawan-kawan kot?Kannn?Kann?Lagipun I dah ade gf dahh.I loyal tau , and oh don't forget that cute emoticon.


Like, aku ade awek ni, tapi apa salahnye pegi 'spa' sekali sekala and no harm done or, apa salahnye ngorat awek2 lain. Ala bukannya dapat pon, saje je nak test power. Yeah right, what if, you ngorated a hot chicas who is farrrrrrrrrrrrrr away compared to your love ones and suddenly she responded, what would you do?


Takkan kau nak lepaskan bro? Come on kita lelaki [kata kawan-kawan lelaki lain]




Pengote yang gagal


The type of guy who taught he is cool enough to mengote but actually he is just a piece of shit.


Talk big all the time. Like, you know yesterday I threesome dengan twin sister ni and I made them scream for more. Lepas tu I balik, terpaksa cover line dengan gf I sebab ade love bite.


Come onlah. Mengikut survey yang telah dijalankan oleh sumber-sumber ynag boleh dipercayai, guys who talk cock in bed sebenanye adalah tidak berkemampuan lansung. Mungkin lebih sikitla dari 5 menet. Stop telling how good you are or how you really understand how to please woman. And no, the girl was not screaming because she enjoyed it she was just probably faking it sebab nak kasik cepat habis. Stop overdosing yourself with porns[sesikit bolehla :P].


Or worst, story form guys who konon-konon mat romeo who got awek keliling pinggang. Semua adalah cun, mat salleh pon ade ni, semua bangsalah ade! Ye memang ade tapi semua awek pecah rumah.


Baik ko simpan crite tu sorang-sorang bang.