How to talk to makcik

Right now, I feel like eating crepe suzette, like in the middle of the night. I want the marmalade taste in my mouth. sedapnyee


Anyway, tell me how to make small talks with makcik? Like when you go to your friends house and you see her mum, how do you talk to her? I don't know about you but I am really bad in making small talks. The last time I tried, aku telah dibenci kerana tidak pandai mengambik hati


I feel weird by asking unnecessary questions like "dah makan makcik?" or "makcik sehat?". But besides that, apa lagila yang aku boleh tanya?


Aways i ended up talking about craps and dibalas dengan pandangan yang tidak wajar oleh makcik. En Ros Kamal said I should pretend to be nice and talk about things that makcik wants to hear. But what? The moment I open my mouth, it will be a disaster like talking to a drunk person.


I will spill whatever information yang tidak sepatutnya


Like this one time I was dating this guy who his hometown is in Terengganu. I wish to keji and curse him but I don't see the point of doing that now tapi kalau terselit-selit nasiblah. May you choke while making love to your wife haha. So the mother just arrive from Terengganu which to me is a very tiring journey. Aku benci jalan jauh.


Please behold, sebab the conversation is so keji coz I was trying to mengambik hati [but obviously I failed]


me: makcik baru sampai hari ni ke?
makcik itu: haah, pakcik drive
me: wah, laratnye. kalau saya nak drive jauh2 tak dapatlah kot. Saya tak boleh jalan jauh, tak larat.
makcik: dah biasa
me: hehe, saya tak biasa. tak berapa gemar jalan jauh. Terrengganu tu jauh la


And then I wonder, apsalla makcik ni reject aku? Komfemla kan, makcik tu punya anak bangsa duduk bawak tetek emak. komfem makcik tu takut anak die tak balik kampung selalu.


Takpelah makcik, ambikla nak makcik tu, susukanlah die puas-puas ye.


I wonder if these makcik like people to kiss their ass. Oh kau tipu pon takpe nak, janji kau cakap bende yang makcik nak dengar. Not that I am not good in lying but tahap nak cakap bende yang makcik nak dengar itu adalah tidak dapat dicapai oleh akalku.


So most of the time, I just remain to keep quiet and smile.


But thank God, I get along quite well with tetek's mother. Mungkinkah disebabkan anak-anak mereka talk craps juga? Hehe


Itu sudah pasti.