My brother was all sweaty when he walked towards the car. I mean, setau aku fitness first tu ade shower. Siap ada shampoo and shower foam semua. Punyela best nak mandi. Curious, I asked him and he aswered that he's lazy.
Me: So, penah tak try sauna dia and detox room dia?
He: Malasla.
Me: Apahalla malasss?Best ok.
He: Banyak gay dowh. Gelila..Tempat-tempat tu banyak gay lepak.
And then he told me, while he was weight lifting, he saw a figure walking out from the dance class. I supposed it must be a body jam class. That person was wearing a tight fitting top siap ada the bust line, ala yang knitting knitting dekat brest tu laa and a very tight seluar. Ingatkat awek, sekali jantannnnnnnn. My brother nearly dropped the weight thingy sebab senak perut tahan gelak.
The other day, he was packing his things when a guy came up to him and they chatted. From his observation, the other guy was a bit of lembut. So they talked and talked until my bro decided it's time to leave the gym. But before he blah, the guy said
"Eh, bagila no fon. Nanti senang-senang boleh contact"
Without thinking, he gave that guy his phone number. Bila dah sampai dalam lif baru nak menepuk dahi. Wahhhhhhhhh,apahalla aku bagi mamat tu nombo tepon?Apa punye mamatla baru sekali kenal nak mintak no tepon. Agak cuakla perasaannya dikala itu ok.
And today he received an sms "Hie ayie, how are you?tengah buat apa?"
WTF? Adeke lelaki normal sms macam tu?Aku rasa pompuan pon belum tentu lagi ok. Hohhhhhhhh.
Anyway, I was laughing so hard when he told me this story with kekejian on his face.Muahaha.
But..wouldn't it be something menakutkan for guys to enjoy the service in that center?
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