Postulates

Katik: So kau jumpa die, die hensem lagi tak?
Me: Sangat hensem. Demmit!!
Katik: Dahla dulu die memang hensem.Sekarang sgt hensem tapi hanya menjadi kawan-kawan menghisap rokok* kau. Sungguh wasted!


Katik, I beg to differ. It is not a waste coz according to some research being done by two cendiakiawan namely nikkit and chics [haha], they managed to find some exciting conclusions. The theory was also supported by two love birds bulat and tina.[bulat jgn marah aku psl aku quote nama kau]


Relationship between:-

a) Ugly man and beautiful woman-
Will last long and probably will lead to marriage. Why? Coz the ugly guy will treasure the beautiful woman he has. I mean, how can that woman fall for him at the first place.But yeah, ada jugakla lelaki tak hensem tapi dapat awek cun tak reti appreciate. I let you guys do the swearing.


b) Good looking man and ugly woman -
Aku series respect lelaki camni. And to melah, when a guy truly love someone especially when the other person is not attractive, ahah, the guy is very sincere enough. Like, he loves her for who she is and what she has inside. I memang sukelah orang macam gini.A keeper.



c) Ugly man and ugly woman-
Aku rasa takde orang rasa interested nak tau.Next


d) Good looking man and beautiful woman-
People will said, they look so perfect together. Truly meant for each other.Bla..bla..Kata-kata hikmat dari mereka,lupakan.Two words for this type of couple. Kehancuran, disaster.



Quotes from our cendiakiawan:-
" Hoh. Macam ni aku kene mula terima kenyataan yang husband aku merupakan seorang lelaki buruk.Kesian anak aku ."- Nikkit



"Hah, aku kene terima kenyataan, yang semua relationship aku akan berakhir dengan disaster."-Chics


Haha.


Obviously, those postulates came out from denial sources.

Keji!





*sudah empat hari saya tidak hisap rokok, tolonglah saya.