My friend

I hate orientation. I hate that college because it was far from the main campus but I still have to endure. I hate myself for not knowing how to make new friends until one day


"Eh, kau budak shah alam ye? Bagusla, aku pon."


I just throw my sengihan keji and after that we became friends. What make us close was we studied in the same faculty despite taking different majors.


She was loud and very straight forward. She would say practically everything that crossed her mind even it may sounded harsh but we all know that if those words came from a girl who is her, then it's nothing.


Despite being in a keji groupie [kejinye aku, groupie rupanya], she was the hardworking ones. Always attending classes and pujuk-ing the rest of us to attend classes. Yeah, she is very pretty [wey aku dah puji kau ni, sila datang rumah aku dan membelanja aku, haha] yet determine. I still remember during our final year thesis, she was so determine to construct her own system despite having no clue at all. The three of us [me, umi and her] would lepaking at her room [which is also umi's room] to work on our projects. The session will always ended with either eating that yummylicous nasi lemak at 8 college or crying hysterically since we don't know a shit how to build the system. Apalah 3 ekor budak yang suke berpoye dan bermalasan reti buat? Anyway, somehow 1 month before the due date of our thesis submission, me and umi managed to construct our system but she was still on her way. Mana taknye, aku dengan umi sebokla diskas die boleh pegi datingla, baring-baringla. Seeing that our system worked nearly fine, she panicked and ahahaha..one week before the submission, dia baru nak menggelupur carik orang buatkan system. I already told her to do that earlier. I mean, if I could find anyone who know or at least have a clue to build mine,I would have hired someone. I mean,where can you find anyone who are willing to construct a full system in a week, with a low price? Aku masih ingat di saat dia menolong lelaki itu membuat system sambil menangis. Walaupun menangis masih lagi sempat pegi dating dan berpoye. But yeah, we she made it.She's even now seorang programmer yang berjaya.


I thought I was the menggelupur one but she..hah, she was actually menggelupur-er then me. Menggelupur but so the cute.


One of her famous traits is her slow pick up upon any joke we shared. Usually when we cackled over a joke she would put a straight face and when were busy talking about something else she would suddenly laughed and said


"Ohh..baru aku faham..hahaha..bodohla korang ni.Bodo..hahahahha!!!"



There was this time, during our phone conversation, she told me her distress.


She: Kenapa takde orang nak add aku dekat frenster?
Me: Kau letakla gambaaa..kenela keji sket.
She: Aku dah letakla.takde pon.
Me: Gamba apa kau letak?
She: Gamba tapir.
Me:Hoih, kau letak gamba tapir memanglaa..Dah tu nak bising cakap takde sape nak add. Sape nak berkenalan dengan tapir???
She: Tapi tapir tu comel…


Last night, for no reason I missed her and decided to give her a call. Since she was getting married I asked how's the preparation. She said everything is fine but she doesn't sounded that excited.


"Sam, didn't want to pick up my call today"


Sam is a guy who she knows from her workplace and they sort of flirting with each other. Sam knows that she's getting married. I already told her to end everything with Sam. Stop going out with him and stop calling him.


"Apsal kau call die lagi?"
"Aku nak bagitau die yang aku sembelit"


Whattttttttttttt?? Kau sembelit pun kau bagitau fling kau ke?Aduhlaa kawan aku ni…


And I can't stop giggling remembering the time that I told her her fiance was jealous of her going out with whoever it is because she's pretty. She said she's not but I told her it's true that she's pretty. Tapi aku nak terpengsan bila dia cakap..


"Itula, aku tau aku cantik, dahla muka pan asian" *giggle*


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! If anyone else say that I would probably snorted but she was the one said it, I just laughed out loud, joining her getik laugh.


Babe, you are soo forgiven in whatever you do including menuduh I live more keji life than you yet I still adore you.


Nanti aku datang wedding kau dengan mak aku ok ?[apsal bunyik macam loser ni?]