Kaka, lu sutah kena!

I don't usually entertain door-to-door salesperson. They just make my blood go upstairs, you know.?


So when that abeng knocked my door I pretend not to hear it but the idiot box was shouting out loud which made he knocked louder. Sigh. In my-oh-so-keji tutti fruitti shorts I walked toward the door, slothful.


Abeng: Kaka. Sini saya mahu celita sikit.


I threw my sengihan keji and was thinking to pull my mum's trick which is berlakon as orang gaji but my bahasa indonesia was kinda rusty.


Me:Tamaula, malas mau denga crite you.
Abeng:Sapa ala lumah?
Me: Saya jelaa..tamau denga la bengg, lu kasi balikla, i mau tido.
Abeng: Saya bukan mau jual balang punya, samau [saya mau] buat survey la kaka.[kaka?kau ni India ke cina?]


I wanted to just ignore but seeing his sweaty face, I chose to listen to his craps. Actually I didn't know what the hell was he talking about because his bahasa was very bad which force me to nod while sengih-sengih up to the point where he passed me a coupon. I was instructed to write my name and my ic and some details. Then he asked to tear the coupon to reveal something inside so I did. Suddenly he acted like beruk kene belacan and was talking too fast.


Abeng:Kaka!!Kaka!!Lu sutah kena!
Me: Aaa?


I can't manage what the crap he was talking about after that but suddenly he said something about appearing in a newspaper while pulling out a newspaper cutting with pictures of people receiving gifts.


Abeng: Kaka, lu kesahka masuk sulatkaba?
Me: Ha?


Jangan kata masuk suratkaba, masuk tv pon aku tak kisah ok [haha]. But then as he dialed his handphone and talked to the boss I suddenly realized that I was wearing my tutti-frutti short and my hair was in a total disaster.Plus, takkan aku nak masuk sokabar dengan takde kening? And, hello, this is obviously a scam [ in my opinionla].The major thing is, if it's happen to be true, hah, am not going to been like that in the newspaper.


Abeng: Taniahla kaka, lu sutah menang hadiah besa. Sikijap nanti crew saya latang, kaka sila bawa meja kecik kelua.
Me: Ey, I tanakla masuk paper, ni mak I tade kat rumah ni.Tak boleh kasi org amik-amik gamba


He frowned. Helplessly shoving the newspaper cutting to my face.


Abeng: Tapi lu menang hadia besa kaka!!
Me: Takpela, tamaulaaa.Sorry ho.
Abeng:Saya mau kasi hadiah pon u tamau ka?
Me: Tamau.
Abeng:Lu suka hatilah!


Exasperatedly, he gathered his things and walked away. Now I was thinking, that was definitely a scam. I mean, he let go that easy. As if he's so used to it, like a routine.


Plus, what's the story morning glory, big electrical companies wanting to give away big gifts such as cars, plasma tvs just like that?


Nasib baik aku bijak.
Hoh!


Enjoy your weekends bunnies.
Use your brain wisely.


haha