Otak bernanah

Ahhh, am so pissed off and messed up.Had to stay back for meeting and again today.And I guess someone is mad with me.Sheesh.


Then I log on to the internet to check my mail. I thought I could find something soothing..butttt..I guess this world are full of morons.


1st annoying message
Hai..im Joy 25 yrs single Bkt Antarabngsa, Ampang.Im interested 2 know u..may b we can get to know each other n bcum good fren..i dnt wanna b sound rushin and rude but honestly my intention in the end is try to get laid wif u..i wish u wudnt think dat im psycho..jst bein honest :) u wud have so much fun if u give chance to know me he he..


My reply-->go and fuck a sheep.


2nd annoying message
N i c k wrote: First..like you,then luv u,now im afraid to lose u,if you dont send this to everyone on ur list,u will lose > the person u luv. sorry... i dont wanna lose the person i luv.......... if i dont > get this back,i guess u r not my friend.if u have a > lot of love 4someone... copy and send this 2 ur .whole buddy list...in 5 days or less then ur true love will call or msg..


My reply-->Malas.hehe [banyakla true love kau]


3rd annoying message
zeck:ape la tak best la dok umah je, jom kuar ngan i ke, u nak gi mana kalau kuar ngan i...

My reply -->malasla.u macam tak best je [ pegi milan, ndak?]


4th annoying message
mickail:ahh do you eat? lets meet for lunch.


My reply-->Of couse I eat, do I look like a robot? [ i eat because i have a yummy dietician ;). hihi]


5th annoying message
Roni:Hi chick, apa khabar.seseme ke?mesti kene seseme burung ni.He he


My reply -->ha?haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? *otak bernanah* [chicsla bukan chick[en]


6th annoying message
Hi Sayang! Sedang buat apa tu? I miss your kind sweet reply dear....


hmmmmmm! just cant wait to kiss your sweet lips and and get the sweet taste of sucking your sweet br***t and suckling yur n*****s. I want so much to try to lick your sweet [sensored abis ] and have my tongue dip right inside your sweet [ape bendela kau niiiii, pakai ayat camni] dear....arghhhhhhhh!
I know it's going to taste so good darling. Miss You So Much!..muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Best Rgds.
Sherry


My reply -->Sherry bunny, I miss you too. Come here and gimme a hug.I just need a company i dun feel like shaggingla. [she's my bitch but somehow lama-lama she annoys me.sheesh]


7th annoying message
amirol:yer arr tu ermm awak ni no saya 012*******. ermm nanati senang2 bole kita kuar. ermm awak pernah buat sex/? ada party sex ker?


my reply-->awak dah sunat ke belum? [kau mari sini aku sekeh sket kepala kau]


*************end of messages*****************


Wahhhh..kenapakahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??


Luckily the juicy fakhri was there to make my day.So fakhri, when are you going to come back to mesia and pose in baju skolah for me?Haha.


Happy Tuesday bunnies, you guys smile sweetly for me kay?