Friday, November 30, 2007

Pengote talk

If you think I am going to stop writing about pengote, you are wrong. I still despise them. But today I shall list down of signs telling you that person is actually not really want to know you, probably just want to get in your pants


Yes, this is based on true story.

  1. He said he knew you from your blog but after a while he forgot what's your url and the fact that you even have a blog. Clearly he is not that keen to know the real you, just want to know what's in your tight baju.


  2. His ym status in way more than corny, something like "Let me love you" or " I will wake up to the smile of your face" when you were invisible. Obviously that is not for you, so why is he still trying to get your number?


  3. He missed called, in case you will take the bait and call him back. Kalau betulla nak chenta, berkorbanla sket kan.


  4. His friendster / facebook / myspace list are full of babes. Perlukah untuk di elaborate lagi?


  5. Dah berpuluh kali kau kasi tau kau blaja or keje dekat mana. Dia still tanya jugak lepas tu cakap nak kenal dengan lebih rapat. Lanch kaulah.


  6. Too good to be true. Seperti anak tan sri, bawak bimmer, ex gf model tapi main kayu tiga sedangkan dia seorang yang setia dan segala cerita-cerita yang best best sahaja tentang dirinya. My believe, if it's too good to be true, it's not true at all.


  7. Mute his phone when both of you go for a date.


  8. First date pon dah nak pegang-pegang. Benci ok.


  9. Bila call je, memanjang tak angkat or tak dapat. Apa lagi pegi mengotela tu.


I never say I hate all men, I hate some but not all.
And I believe despite what they say "all good men are taken" [which might be true], they are few good men out there.

Cuma, terlepas pandang.

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