Kacang hai

I think my way of eating would scare any guy especially those who are attracted to the ayu and control ayu ones. Not that I not try to be more bersopan but I can't and sometimes I feel keji for myself for failing to be bersopan while eating.


But I remembered the moment when I realized I am more bersopan compared to some people. That was when I accompanied Abu Dhabi guy for a wedding few months back. He was still in Malaysia that time. It was a wedding in one of the hotel and since he got no date, he decided to bring me. Oklah I thought even when we are seated with other guys and I was the only girl. But, as soon as the ceremony started all the boys dengan lahapnye mengambik lauk sampai habis boleh dan aku adalah sangat laparrrrrrrrrrrrrrr okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I mean, yes it is a custom for guys to makan banyak dengan lahap sekali dan menyapu makanan dengan cepat ibarat piranha but hello, jadilah gentleman sket. Show some courtesy to a lady bleh? Cuba kalau aku erra fazira komfem kau gentleman kan. Aku terdiam membisu mulut terkunci ok. Well, at least the Abu Dhabi guy cared about me and ambikkan saki baki yang ada. Yeah, he was such a schweetheart [and I hope he is reading so he would be marah that I said such thing haha].


After that I dragged him to kampong baru to eat bubur berlauk. And boy, I was glad that finally aku dapat makan, dengan banyak.


Hehe. This subjek makan remind me of the time when we sorok-sorok makan dalam kelas masa skolah. In my school there was this particular kacang yang sangat sedap yang hanya boleh dibeli di kantin yang bernama kacang hai. Sedap gila ok. Dalam kacang biasa kat luar ada kaler putih menyelaputi, no it's not what you usually find in the kedai coz until today aku tak jumpa dah kacang tu.


Makan dalam kelas adalah satu cabaran yang besar and I am sure you know that. Terdapat beberapa tektik iaitu:-

1. Masukkan kacang dalam mulut perlahan-lahan bila cikgu tengah tulis kat papan hitam. Kunyah perlahan-lahan tapi stop bila cikgu pandang depan. Ulang sehingga kenyang.
   


2. Ambik buku dan dbuka sambil mendirikannya di atas meja. Bongkokkan badan dan makanlah seperti biasa.
   


3. Masukkan kacang dan berpura-puralah mengkaver mulut seperti mulut anda busuk sebab tak gosok gigi.

Berlagakla seperti tiada apa yang berlku padahal masa kau ambik kacang dari dalam plastic punyelah bising kan.


Tapi skill makan nasik lemak secara pass baton dalam lab sains semasa kelas cikgu mat taib adalah yang paling terbaik. Sambil menahan pedas sambil pas kepada kawan seterusnya dibawah meja.


When I think about it now, bangang gile terasa. I mean punyelah masa tu ingat "haha mat taib tak tahu" padahal sah sahla bauk nasik lemak semerbak. He probably was cusing alone to himself because he know kalau marah pon, nasik lemaknye dah habis.


Hehe. Nasib baik aku tak jadi cikgu.
Kalau tak mesti otak aku dah lama ada nanah beku.