Superpower

Semalam dalam monorail, on the way nak balik rumah from office, adela sekumpulan teenagers ni.4 pompuan, 2 lelaki..Kira macam dua couple and 2 ekor lagi tu ikut lepak skalila.Aku agak diorang ni dalam lingkungan umur 17 macam tula..Tengah tunggu result la kot. The first couple look steady but the other couple was like.. malu-malu kucing.Skali, tu budak lelaki tu keluarkanla fon die while the girlfriend is trying to sit on an available space beside me.


Boifren:Saye amik gamba awak ye?
Gilfren yg kunun-kunun pemalu:Eee, tak naklah.Janganlah, janganlah, malulah! *sambil mengkaver muke dengan plastic bag*
Boifren:*snap*snap*
Gilfren yang kunun- kunun pemalu:Izzat, tengokla die ni. Nanti balik suruh die delete tau*talking to the other guy*.
Boifren:Apa nak malu, awak cantiklah.*tunjukkan gamba dekat dalam henfon tu*
Gilfren yang kunun-kunun pemalu:Iskh..tak eloklah gamba saye*gelak-gelak tapi tak delete gamba*.


Aku nak tergelak pon ade.Malula kunun.Ceh, kalau malu bak sini tepon tu biar aku je yang amik gamba aku sendiri.Haaa, baru kau tau nanti.Lepas tu kan kawan die yang lagi sorang tu macam nak bergossip so agak tergesa-gesa jalan kearah budak pompuan tepi aku tu.Sedap la pulak die main langgar je aku macamla aku ni invisible.Nasib baik petang smalam mood aku baik so aku biakan je la, kalau mood aku tak baik ada kemungkinan jugak aku akan berkata "kau apahal?"[ag, familiar tak?] hohohohoh


Tapi bila pikir kan..it's kinda cool if I can be invisible. I sometime, do wish that I have a superpower that can make me disappear. I mean think about it. Banyak bende bolah buat tau.


Firstly, I can go inside designer's boutique after they close their shop pastu try seme-seme baju.Try kasut-kasut or..I can go inside tiffany & co punye kedai and try seme jewellery dier.Lepas tu invent beg invisible supaya aku boleh amik barang-barang yang aku suka, sesuka hati.Uh, menarik ok.


Beside that, I can observe what my boyfriend is doing behind my back.Adakah die betul-betul bz pegi kelas atau berpura-pura bz[ini adalah fitnah secara terang-terangan, so you takleh marah]. And I can hug him at night when he's sleeping :), mungkin dia akan berasa takut sket tapi takpelah..Or maybe I can go into some people house and watch free porn, live.


But the best thing is I can go do anything to those who hurt me without them knowing it's me. For instance, mase derang tido, aku boleh cekik diorang sampai mati ataupon aku boleh bakar rumah diorang dan make it look like it's an accident. Or, in the middle of the night I can talk to them in a whispery voice konon-konon aku hantula kan.Mesti saiko punye kan? Hahahahahahah. Best..Best


Hmm..Nampak tak macam semua benda yang aku nak buat seme macam berunsur negetif?


Know you knowla why I don't have any superpower.
Err..Do you?