Ha ha and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I was having my marathon telephone conversation with Apek few weeks ago when we talked about heroes or rather the kelakar character in movies.


Malay
Well, I tried to think hard to come out with a name. I was thinking of Saiful Apek but heheI prefer nikkit and he's too skinny and yeah, not him. Senario? Nooo.Nooooooooooo. Annoying ade, whyla they have to yell? Tak bolehka cakap elok-elok but still make it funny? Dan perlukah Azlee itu membuat muka cacat dan buat mata juling untuk membuat orang gelak? Then..Badul? Euww..Tak klaka ok lawak die tapi aku kan dulu suke jugakla tengok crite badul..Hihihi. Walaupun cerita dia tak bermoral, and he takde itu kesatriaan dan ketrampilan yang menawanla ok. Os? Err.. Next. So finally, I chose the most-favourable- guy-of-all-time, Tan Sri P Ramlee. Although in his movies he will always nak jadi the bestest but he's lawak still laku until today. I mean, hell..Setiap kali bujang lapuk or any or his comedy movies being aired I can't understand why I would still enjoy them and gelak macam haram. The comedy is so original and I love to see him menggedik dalam movie bila nampak pompuan.Hehehe.


My favourite movies of him is Panglima Bujang Lapuk. Aku kalau tengok crite tu mesti gelak sampai nak terkencing ok. I think kan Maikel Jekson tiru P ramleela untuk vido clip thriller. Haha. But hey, come on. Siapa tak suka P Ramlee? I even love his song. Getaran Jiwa is the best-est!




English
Ah. There is lots of standing funny actor. Ben Stiller, hmm. He's ok but not to the level yang I won't miss seeing his movies but I love something about mary. Jim Carrey? Hmm.. Ace Ventura was ok but after that he kind of annoys me. Like, hello boleh tak kau buat identity yang berbeza untuk setiap movie? Janganlah buat muka sama je ok.But Adam Sandler, I loooooooove. Lawak die memang lawak cacat but hey they do tickle me. But the best thing about him is his movies, no matter how cacat he looked in it they are always some good message. Like Click, oh shit, dia macam gampang dalam crite tu but despite being rich he's very loyal [which I like] and the will always be a family value. I mean think about Big Daddy, Little Nicky or Mr Deeds. Cuma maybe The Wedding Singer takla family value but hell, that movie was sweet. Still, it can't beat the sweetness of 50 first date and ehe I got something for drew berrymore also so hands down ok.


Like P ramlee, Adam Sandler always retains a group of actor for his movie. Cuma heroin je yang bertukar the rest of the cast can be seen in previous movie. Think of Rob Schnider, Steve Buschemi and few other guys yang aku tatau namanya apa tah. But lately steve buschemi dah tak berlakon dahla. And one thing that he will carry in his movie is his jewish identity.




Chinese
Aha. Without a doubt this goes to antara lelaki idaman chics, Chow Sin Chee or Stephen Chow, even ada orang kata Jackie Chan kelakar jugak. But heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, nobody could challenge Chow Sin Chee okayyyyyy. Dahla kelakar kacak juga serta ketua kongsi gelap which I looiike alsolah. I love his movies especially his old movies. Lately his movie tak kelakar sangat and more focused to hi tech affect in the movie. Butttttttt.. kalau movie dia dulu-dulu adalah sangat best. Mesti ada satu watak pompuan ynag bertaik lalat besar. Pompuan tu mesti ala-ala keji. And macam Adam Sandler Chow Sin Chee loves to take the in and hottest babe as the heroin tapi yang paling gampang, dalam crite die mesti die macam mula2 ngorat tapi last - last mcm reject awek tu secara baik. Haha. But haihhhhhh…I love him lah walaupun dia suka buat lawak taik and lawak sorok makanan dalam bontot.


Sangat kacak juga. Ohh..eh silap..Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!![mengikut cara chow sin chee]


Hindi
Aha. Ada satu mamat ni, pendek-pendek rambut macam ala curly-curly sket. Aku seres tatau nama dia apa ok tapi dalam crite Hindustan dia mesti ada. Watak dia jelir-jelir lidah sket lepas tu beliak-beliakkan mata. Satu watak yang pasti aku rasa nak pukul-pukul aja. Kau ingat kau comelllllllllllll ke buat macam tuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh? Sangat tak kelakar ok!!


And that's why I don’t like to watch Hindustan movies. No, not really. I just don't like to watch hairy girl kissing another and another hairy man while rolling over the hills with colourful baju and voice like so halus.


But that just me.


Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, since weekend is coming I would like to say


"Happy Weekend!"


and


"Selamat Pengantin Baru kepada Nur Hidayah Ismail aka Ida Amoi"
dengan ucapan sorryla aku tak dapat pegi kawen kau.selamat berkawen and dapat anak macam amoi [sebab ko ngan zairul muka macam pasangan cina.hee]


tataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.