Dead?

My mom is going to Jakarta next week.
I am going to die.


Or


My mom is going to Jakarta next week.
If she doesn't return until Hari Raya,
I am going to wear shorts
and eat Maggie on Hari Raya morning
again.


Or


My mom is going to Jakarta next week.
She might ask us to celebrate Hari Raya
In Jakarta
Again.
Which I would say no to
Unless dad moved next door to
Nicholas Saputra [yummy].





My mom is going to Jakarta next week.
Will anybody realized that I died?


If nobody update this blog
Call 991 [or issit 994 or 999?]
Like immediately



My mom is going to Jakarta next week.
*Wicked grin*