Oh My Heart

I was having the usual starbuck chocolates after buying some food from Jusco. Oh, I love Jusco, the food I mean. They sell tako tao and those teriyaki whatever. So I bought my-mesti-beli-tako-tao and squid grilled teriyaki while my company bought a heart teriyaki.


I was intrigued by how could someone eat that, coz I can't.


Me: Eh sedap ke hati? I tak sukela.
My Company: This is not hati, this is jantung.


Me: He? Hatilah, ni kan tulis heart.
My Company: Liver is hati , heart is jantung.


Me: Tapi broken heart is patah hati.
My Company: What about heart is beating faster, is it hati berdegup laju? Tak kan?


Me: Hmm.
My Company: Or what about smoking is bad for your heart. Is it, merokok adalah tidak baik untuk hati?


Me: Haah kan. So how come people say patah hati? And put their hands to err.. bahagian dada?
My Company: I don't know. I guess people assume aje. Supposed to be patah jantung dan buah jantung. Hehe


I am not sure whether we just assume or we came out with that thing ourselves I mean, our language or our people just assume, semua heart itu ialah hati.

Oh no, where did the love shape go?

Macam celake mana tah assume aku ni adalah shallow dan berpendidikan tahap upsr padahal setakat ko nak ade degree yang tahap kesusahannya bawah sket dari aku baik kau diam. Kau ingat kau lelaki semua pompuan dalam dunia ni bodoh ke? Silap-silap kau lagi bodoh dari aku which aku rasa betul and stop harassing me with your lawak gila-gila remaja. Tak klaka ok!


Oh no. Termarah pulak.


Kembali ke topik jantung. So sebenanya mengapalah orang berkata heart itu hati? Dan hey, I know how hati taste like but how does heart taste like?


Adakah heart is equivalent to paru? No?


Err..Yes i also don't think so [adalah untuk mengelakkan dari kelihatan bimbo jadi cuba menyelamatkan diri].