Can I date you?

"Kenapa you ni sombong sangat and susah sangat nak ajak keluar?"


Aku sampai selalu bergaduh-gaduh dengan orang pasal mende ni. Adakah perlu untuk aku mengetell to you the real reasons?


Sigh. Ok, I will tell you why but promise me two things




1. Don't say I didn't warn you
2. Don't keji me coz u ask for it.


My tahap to please is high semenjak dua menjak ini. I am so fucking lazy to meet up and try to lighten up the conversation and adalah berasa sangat menyampah bila nanti akan timbul perasaan yang rasa macam wahhhhhhhhhhhh, nak balikkk [seperti naz yang selalu mengsms aku bila datenya adalah boring. Hihi]



Aku menyampah dengan orang yang kayu dan aku juga menyampah dengan orang yang bagitau aku semua bende secara detail macamlah I am a part of his life. Sikit-sikit boleh tak? Bosanla nak denga. And aku paling menyampah, bila first date ajak aku tengok wayang.Hello, you keluar date kerana ingin mengenali dengan lebih dekat ye, ape kejadah nak kenal dengan lebih dekat kalau duduk menganga tengok wayang. Sorry, maybe it's just me tapi I don't like to watch movie but sesekali dengan kawan-kawan yang I mesraaa tak apa.


And I like my date to be someone who enjoys food, meaning has good taste in food. Give me good food and I am sure we'll be seeing each other again. Kalau kau makan kat mamak, I am sure you will be seeing the mamak again but without me.



Mengada tak aku? Aha, tu baru sikit.



Ok. So what kind of date can be consider as a hot date?



Anything that is adrenaline pumping like rock concert [tapi kau jangan beli teket tengok konsert awie ke ape ok], go kart or pegi tengok binatang seperti pegi aquaria atau main dengan binatangla.



The best date I ever had was with this one guy. On our first date we went out to have Italian Dinner which ehe, I loiike. The second date,he brought me to bukit tinggi jalan-jalan and eat whatever I want anddd, he brought me to play with bunnies. Third day, we went for house riding and fourth, we went for his nieces birthday party at bukit kiara. I think the fifth date was when we mandi sungai [which is more like main air] and makan laksa tepi sungai. Gila sedap laksa itu ok, dahla laksa sedap, di ikuti dengan petang yang redup dan chantek. And sometimes, during weekend, we would be club hopping at Heritage Row or wherever I want. With him, it will not always be typical and it will always whatever I want.



Not to long after that I decided not to contact him because I am not ready after something came up and ala some excuses yang aku buat padahal aku memang dah malasla. Hehe.



Nak tau tak kenapa aku malas? Sebab from my perspective he was too into looks and I had to ask him this one question.



"Katakanlah kan,you kahwin, sekali tu wife you eksiden, tak cantek and disabled, apa you buat?"




His answer was "I kawen lainla"



Boleh?



Despite being "like that" he was the best date ever , so much fun and funnnnnn but haih, I kenotla. I just kenot.



Eh ini sudah termasuk topic lain ini.




So, what am I trying to say, I am not so interested to go out with new people nowadays because there's no surprise in it dan untuk membuatkan aku suka orang pada masa sekarang adalah susah.


Date dengan lelaki busuk adalah tidak best. Ataupon with a guy who perasan macho and best padahal taik pon takde. Uh, what about mr know-it-all?Ataupon mat jiwang penchenta wanita sebenar?


Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo



Saya lebih suka keluar dengan tetek kerana saya dapat meraba mereka dan mereka tidak menghampakan saya.