Ada orang ke dalam perut?

There is also the downside of having lots of free time. I officially now spent my time playing games and eating constantly from the moment I wake up. Isn't it a bliss? It is but not when you realized you have cellulite on your thighs and you can't fit in one of your favourite jeans.


I know that this is another masalah berbangkit which I thought I already managed to handle it dimana aku telah berjanji untuk mempush up dan sit up setiap hari. Satu hari atleast sepuluh kali and will increased everyday. Tetapi sesi push up dan sit up secara tidak sedar telah di replace dengan acara makan berirama.


So two days ago I was in my baby t and shorts and went down to eat something when my mom threw me a weird look.


Emak: What's wrong with u? Kenapa asyik makan ni?
Me: Lapala.


Emak: Kenapa perut besar?* Dahi berkerut merenung kearah perut.
Me: Tulah dah boroi ni.
Emak:*Didn't say anything but keep giving me a weird look.


So when I was on my way upstairs I kept wondering, kenapa mak aku tengok aku dengan pandangan risau + keji? Macam lah tak biasa tengok aku melantak. And thennnnnn it occurred to me.


Adakah mak aku ingat aku mengandung?


Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Itu adalah scary. Dituduh mengandung adalah scary dan mempunyai manusia hidup didalam perut juga adalah scary. Tetapi ingat ya, saya tidak mempunyai manusia hidup di dalam perut saya.


So I told wab that I am now constantly eating what ever craps even it's almost dawn and he suggested that I should replace my junk food with fruits. Or I shall ended obese.

Buah-buahan perisa cheese.ehe

I told him I will try my best.


Tapi malas nak mandi dan pakai baju. Haha. Jadi bagaimana hendak membeli buah-buahan di kedai?


Nanti kalau aku pegi kedai pakai baby t dgn shorts + tak mandi, orang ingat aku amoi jual buah pulak which is soo tak klaka.


Okla finela. I promise I will go soon [sambil memasukkan 3 helai potato chips ke dalam mulut].


Haha.