By hook or by crook, I have to get at least one to show that I really went through the experience. Selalunya aku download aje mende mende karut ni, takdenye nak beli. But for one of my paper kenela pulak beli and harus ada rakaman tentang pembelian tersebut ok, so dapatlah mengetahui keaslian pembelian itu.
So, eventually I asked someone else, who happen to be a guy to buy it but aku ikut sekalilakan, so atleast I know what info I could get from the ah beng. Ala, you know konon-konon takjub dengan pekerjaan mereka padahal nak tau pasal mende lain. And yes, I wanted to take few pictures and if possible video.
We went to this sekumpulan ah beng yang menjual cd itu. Sekali tanya je terus dia bawak tepi. I said I wanted a malay porn. He offered Malay, Thai, Indian, Chinese, Italian, pendek kataa semua kaumlah dalam dunia ni dia ada, still I insisted on Malay coz I wanted to stress the point that some of Malay girls in Malaysia telah diperdaya dengan pil-pil khayal or just berkhayal berlakon seperti Baby Rina or Jenna Jameson.
Ah beng 1: Melayu punya ata. Lu tunggu sekejap * Chow pegi amik stok
Me: Banyak terrerla you, I carik banyak tempat melayu punya takde pon.
Ah Beng 2: Ohhh, Itu pasal kita ada stok maa. Ada kaki..
Me: So, macamana dapat?
Ah Beng: Wa punya boss.....bla..blaa
Ah beng 1: Nah.
My Friend: Apsal cover dia cakap western? I nak melayula boss
Ah beng 1: Lu jangan risaula boss, itu cover aja maa. Sini lalam melayu punya jugak.
Me: Hehe. Best best.
We then took the cd dimana casing luarnya ialah Monster's House. Memang monster betul.
To me, porn Melayu is something yang mencuakkan. I remembered one of my reader then, melawak dengan aku cakap gamba aku tuka baju ade jual dekat uptown. Memang macam haram. Yela, aku kan suka terlupa tutup langsir and tingkap bila menukar baju dan aktiviti aktiviti yang sewaktu dengannya dalam bilik.Ingat tak cuak ke hah?
I remembered when cd pramugara yang terlampau being released, I was shocked to see someone who looked like my friend was inside that movie. Tapi nasib baik fringe pompuan dalam crite tu membezakan segalanya yet, not everyone is observant. My friend went to some stressful time when people started to talk about it and yang peliknya dia sendiri tak tengok and finally, when she watched it with us..
"Babe, aku babe!!Muka aku babe!!Aku belakon porn!!"
Cis, excitedla pulak but yeah it was not her although mukanya adalah sama cumaaa..kawan aku mana ada fringela, rambut dia sama panjang dari dulu lagi. See, adalah sangat merbahaya ini!
Back to the cd that I bought, last night lepas balik dari sessi interview dengan mangsa porn addict and dengan beberapa orang alagi. I wanted to look at the cd. Agak kuries ok, kot-kot ade yang aku kenal ke. Hehe
Mula-mula play..tulis cina. Eeee. Apa ni, aku dah stresskan tadi aku nak melayu tapi takpe maybe kompeni yang payung ni kampeni cina. Tungguu..Hah nampak orang, excited! Excited! A guy is kissing a girl from behind. Tapi..apsal pompuan tu nampak semacam?
Beberapa saat kemudian..Celake. Dua-dua pakai spender rupanya. Dahla cina pulak tu. Gila kejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Hohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
My conclusions are
- Mungkin ah beng tu rasa macam aku ada ala-ala nak ngorat dia tadi sebab extra peramah so he wanted to stress out that he's gay, so he gave me a gay porn instead.
- Mugkin ah beng tu nak ngorat aku sbb tu dia bagi salah cd sebab aku dah amik no tepon dia. [haha]
- Mungkin ah beng tu berminat dengan jejaka yg telah menolong aku membeli porn tersebut [ I know that person feel like punching me now. Haha. Sorry, by now, you are too far away to do that].
- Mungkin ah beng tu bingai.
Tapi tu elok lagi, nasib baik dia tak bagi aku porn ynag stok makan taik. Kalau tak mesti lecturer aku ingat aku saiko.Hoh!
Keji!
P.s: Disebabkan wong ah beng buat poll, maka aku terpaksa memaksa korang pegi ke blog dia dan memvote aku. Hhehehehehe.cepat vote untuk chicsssssssss :P. Keji tak keji
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