Dentist

After months procrastinating, I decide it's time to visit the dentist.


Bukan apa, I procrastinated because I am scared of those bloody machine that dentist uses. Bloody horror and I tell you, sangatlah sakit bila driller itu mendrill your gums.


Initially, I chose Klinik Azizah coz I'm in love with her husband. Her husband is a cool doctor despite wearing serban with many uban. Hell, he makes me weak on my knees. Like, everytime when he saw me buying junks near his clinic he will ask "Na, Apa kahabar hari ni? Sehat?" , with his sweet smile. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Sweet. Anyway, Dr Azizah told me that her clinic will only continue it's operation after Ramadhan.


Or maybe she knows that I am having a crush on her husband. Oh no.


My second choice would be Dr. Sharina. I bet she's pretty and hot [haha]

The clinic. Brr

Because I'm a scardy cat when it comes to dentist I brought along a companion, you know to give me some encouragement. Reaching the clinic I saw this receptionist guy in Italy jersey. Filled in the form bla..bla..blaaaaaaaaaaa.


While waiting I feel like terkincit. I am sooo bapak takut ok. I was thinking should I proceed or should I like blah aje from that place? I mean, hello. This is dentist we are talking about okkkkkkkk.


Too late, he called my name.


Fuck.


When the dr asked me to lie down I panicked.


"Sakit tak dokter? Banyak darah tak?"


"Sakit sikit aja, macam kene gigit semut. Baring meh".


Shit I bet she's lying. I bet it will hurt like hell but she just wants my money. Nasib baik ko chantek. Huh.


As the Italy guy put some kind of bib on me, my eyes began to watery. Celake, bolehla pulak aku menangis dekat dentist! I wiped my face and asked her whether she can let me go home..


And the Italy guy laughed. Along with the doctor.


Hoh!


Fine, because I am such a macho girl, I let the dr do her jobs anyway. She switched on her machine and that thing started to molest my mouth and I started to squeeze my company's had. Aku rasa mau patah tangan budak tu aku squeeze.


Almost one hour later the dr finished her job and said that everything was fine. Yet that Italy guy was still smiling.


Apa yang kelakar sangat haa? Belasah karang.


Despite having lutut menggigil, I am happy coz finally I get my scaling done. And aha, I promised the dr I will come back after six month. Now, we can guess who will smile the sparklest during hari raya. Haha


After that, I treated myself with my ultimate pemujuk, baskin robin.

My looove!

Ala, takpe, 6 bulan lambat lagii.