Venue: In the office
Scenario: Around 5 something.Everybody was tired and began to chit chat. Colleague 2 was busy doing her job.
Colleague 1: So what do you usually do during weekends? You want to go for bowling or yam seng?
Me: Humm..No thanks. I usually go and see my boyfriend during weekends
Collegaue 2: *Jumping from her chair* Whoaaa.. You already got boyfriend meh?
Other colleagues :*Quiet and wait for my answer*
Me:: *Snicker*Yeah, sure.
Colleague 2: Ohh..ok *Disbelieve face*
Question 1: Whats with the tak percaya face?Aku ni buruk sangat ke?
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Venue: Kedai mamak
Scenario: I was buying ice for my mom while she chit chatted with nenek ngaji [she used to teach me mengaji] inside the car. I then finished my shopping and went into the car.
Mom: You know, there are lots of eligible bachelors in Shah Alam. And they are quite good looking too. Probobly around your age.
Me: So?
Mom: Well, tak payahla carik orang jauh-juah.Kalau orang tak nak awak ke janganlah risau. Kat sini pon banyak mak tengok.
Me:Hoh?
Mak: Pilih aje mana suke.
Question 2: Apakah alasan emakku berkata demikian?
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Venue: Bedroom.
Scenario: It was dark. My room is dark since the bulb is not working. As usual, before sleep I need my night ciggie. Took 2 batang.
Me: *cough-cough*
Mj: Meoww
Me: *Couldn't seemed to breath properly. Sesak nafas*
Question 3 : Should I stop smoking? How and why?
Answer these 3 simple questions with a slogan "I miss YM because.." and send to 61497. The first with correct answers will get nothing. Or perhaps spank my HR ass.
Whatever.
Happy weekend people!
Friday, August 05, 2005
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