Dangdut trivia

Arahan:Terdapat dua spesimen di bawah.Sila perhatikan dengan baik.

Specimen A






Specimen B

Soalan 1(a).Apakah persamaan dua gambar dia atas? [10 markah]

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Since high school everybody said that I looked like Amelina. Of course I deny that sekeras-kerasnya.


Lagi celake, bila karaoke, saje pilih lagu dandgdut lepas tu suruh aku nyanyi.Cessssss..


Apa yang sama?I don't see any similarity between her and me.Ke ade?


Kejila korang ni...

Maya Karin Keratin

I was doing my job while having a light snack when I realized I had eaten half of the tin can. Shite.That is supposed to be a snack bukannya di makan seperti nasik and it's only what..11.06 a.m? One more hour to go for lunch.


And my hair..it looked like penyapu.So the keras.Ala you knowlah the penyapu yang rambut die kaler brown tu.I complained to ag about the keras-ness but he said "Tak sayang, rambut you lembut".Hoh.aku masih juga tersenyum dalam ketertipuan itu. So yesterday, after a mild pressure of seeing all the sleek and shiny hair of my Chinese colleague, I went down to shins to buy some hair treatment product. And some groceries, not actually groceries.Ok fine, groceries. Food and Kleenex. Heaps of kleenex tissues.It's the rainy season and my nose sometimes abide to the whether.I used mom tissues before this and it made my nose look ugly.No kidding.


So, do you think my hair will look like Maya Karin's?
Or perhaps I will look like Maya Karin? Hehe..

Bad traffic,I hate you

Bad traffic jam.Baaad driver.I hate youh!!


Sorry today got no mood to update nice-nice story.
Today sharina got pms with stupid-stupid cars.


All she want to do is to sip her swiss miss chocolate sensation
or perhaps have a nice steamy session of love making.


Sheesh.Dream on sharina.

Confessions of secrets and non

It's Monday again and I haven't got enough of weekend. Today would probably be a boring day right, so might as well I write something urm.. intriguing? Ha .I wish.


So here goes nothing.


1.I don't think I will ever get married because erm.. entah but perhaps when you guys are old, when you got nothing to do. Maybe you can just spend your time to visit me at old folks home. And bring nice books for me to read but please, no mirror.


2.I wear size three but I still can't stop drooling over designer shoes.


3.When the weather is hot, I love to put my face at the freezer's door.


4.On high altitude, I always have the urge to jump.


5.I want to be an actress but none of the guy that I dated seriously [noted the word seriously] allowed me to become one. So there's goes my chance to mengorat adlin ramli even he already got a girlfriend.


6.Actually I dated an actor before. He starred in drama pendekar. Keji.


7.This is more embarrassing, I even went out with mat rempit. All he talked about is his motorcycle and his favourite stunt. Enough said.


8.I don't actually read newspaper except for obituaries, entertainment and sports section. Because other news make me cry. Shut up and I know I'm mengada-ngada.


9.I drooled for keifli af3. Love to imagine him wearing school uniform.Ohh..yummy. But not going to watch it anymore :(


10.If I see a couple passed me by, I would always notice the girl first..especially her..boobs. Sue me.


11.I am angry every time good looking girl show an interest at my boyfriend. Kenapa pandang ag?Kenapa tak pandang aku?Aku yang suka dekat perempaun tu dulu.Apa kurangnya aku berbanding ag?


12.Today is Monday and just like you I feel like killing myself.


Happy Monday people.
Happy!!!
Happy!!!
Blearghh...

3 Questions

Venue: In the office

Scenario: Around 5 something.Everybody was tired and began to chit chat. Colleague 2 was busy doing her job.


Colleague 1: So what do you usually do during weekends? You want to go for bowling or yam seng?
Me: Humm..No thanks. I usually go and see my boyfriend during weekends
Collegaue 2: *Jumping from her chair* Whoaaa.. You already got boyfriend meh?
Other colleagues :*Quiet and wait for my answer*
Me:: *Snicker*Yeah, sure.
Colleague 2: Ohh..ok *Disbelieve face*


Question 1: Whats with the tak percaya face?Aku ni buruk sangat ke?


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Venue: Kedai mamak
Scenario: I was buying ice for my mom while she chit chatted with nenek ngaji [she used to teach me mengaji] inside the car. I then finished my shopping and went into the car.


Mom: You know, there are lots of eligible bachelors in Shah Alam. And they are quite good looking too. Probobly around your age.
Me: So?
Mom: Well, tak payahla carik orang jauh-juah.Kalau orang tak nak awak ke janganlah risau. Kat sini pon banyak mak tengok.
Me:Hoh?
Mak: Pilih aje mana suke.


Question 2: Apakah alasan emakku berkata demikian?


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Venue: Bedroom.
Scenario: It was dark. My room is dark since the bulb is not working. As usual, before sleep I need my night ciggie. Took 2 batang.


Me: *cough-cough*
Mj: Meoww
Me: *Couldn't seemed to breath properly. Sesak nafas*


Question 3 : Should I stop smoking? How and why?


Answer these 3 simple questions with a slogan "I miss YM because.." and send to 61497. The first with correct answers will get nothing. Or perhaps spank my HR ass.


Whatever.


Happy weekend people!