Women Translator

Ever wonder why your lady still sulk eventhough you had give them your very best?Ehe..Today we are going to learn about the language of a woman.

Man:What do u want to eat today?
Woman: Anything
The real meaning:Anything as long as it is my choice but i don't want to say it.

Man:Are you angry with me honey?
Woman. No.Why should i?
The real meaning:Of course u, idiot!!

Man:Now, tell me how can i make up to you?What should i do?
Woman:No, i'm ok*look at other direction*
The real meaning:What should i do?U dunno???After u upset me and u dunno????


Man:Can u please listen to me?
Woman:Sure darling.
The real meaning:Listen to you?You chauvanist!!

Man:Bla..Bla..Bla..My bos is like that..Bla..Don't you think so?
Woman:Truly.I agree with you.
The real meaning:*Yawn*.Talk about something else please.

Woman:Do you still think about your ex?
Man:Not really,sometimes
Woman:Oh..ok.
The real meaning:Demn u!!

Man:Sayang, i dun like to see you wearing short skirt.If u really love me please dun wear it anymore..
Woman:Hmm?I'll think about it
The real meaning:No.I like my skirts and there's no such things as "i'll think about it".

Man:I want to go out with my guy friends, watching Euro 2004
Woman:Sure, i'll be going out with mine also.
The real meaning:But they are also guy..and they are yummy..and we are not watching football..

Man:I love you
Woman:I love you too
The real meaning:I love you too.


Ladies?Are there more for you to add?