Hot saturday

Hot saturday afternoon is so wonderful when you had just eaten 2 pinggan nasik and sambal jering plus ikan goreng. I have no plan for the day just lazying around but when night comes, will have makan-makan session at layla's. Ahhhhhhhhhh makan lagik! Bilanyela nak kurus nih?


Anyway, I've been tagged by the jopon alan [haha]

1. A person is only good as who they choose to be.



2. Friendship is always something that make me feel there is at least someone who really loves me.




3. To love is to be selfless and getting out from your comfort zone.




4. Money makes me marry you



5. I miss round compund and escape kuliah subuh
   
   
   
6. My way of saying i care is by showing i care, saying alone doesn't works.
   



7. I try to spread love and happiness by taking care of my sayang cats
   



8. Pick the flowers when it is yours [I guess haha]
   



9. To love someone is to be by the side through thick or thin
   



10. Beauty is something that actually starts from within. Kalau muka kau lawa prangai macam sial serupa tak payahla
    



11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was feeling homesick
    



12. When I was twenty one, I remember that I don't actually remember much coz I was busy getting wasted
    



13. I am most happy when looking at my shopping bags and during lepak time with teteks
    



14. Nothing makes me happier than snuggling under the blanket on Monday morning with MJ by my side
    



15. If i can change one thing, i will change my height and my boobs size.[Aku tau tu dah lebih dari satu tapi biarlaaa].
    



16. If smile were mistaken for some invitation then i would buat muka sombong like I always do. Haha
    



17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just be nice to each other
    



18. If you want to have a blog you have to find your way of writing and not by copycat-ting other people style
    


19. Money is not everything but it makes me to think to give you a chance
    



20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when I saw a boy in Bali playing with his own-made toy. He made me realised I am so lucky to get whatever I want
    



21. I smile when I see how happy couples share their love
    



22. The best thing i did yesterday was sleeping early[bleh?]
    



23. If i ever write a book, I will give it this title, "Chics:A thought from a self-worshipper"
    



24. One thing I must do before I die i experience how to become a man and why does the manhood get excited like that during erection

I am tagging everyone who feel so bored and got nothing to do. Heh!

How to talk to makcik

Right now, I feel like eating crepe suzette, like in the middle of the night. I want the marmalade taste in my mouth. sedapnyee


Anyway, tell me how to make small talks with makcik? Like when you go to your friends house and you see her mum, how do you talk to her? I don't know about you but I am really bad in making small talks. The last time I tried, aku telah dibenci kerana tidak pandai mengambik hati


I feel weird by asking unnecessary questions like "dah makan makcik?" or "makcik sehat?". But besides that, apa lagila yang aku boleh tanya?


Aways i ended up talking about craps and dibalas dengan pandangan yang tidak wajar oleh makcik. En Ros Kamal said I should pretend to be nice and talk about things that makcik wants to hear. But what? The moment I open my mouth, it will be a disaster like talking to a drunk person.


I will spill whatever information yang tidak sepatutnya


Like this one time I was dating this guy who his hometown is in Terengganu. I wish to keji and curse him but I don't see the point of doing that now tapi kalau terselit-selit nasiblah. May you choke while making love to your wife haha. So the mother just arrive from Terengganu which to me is a very tiring journey. Aku benci jalan jauh.


Please behold, sebab the conversation is so keji coz I was trying to mengambik hati [but obviously I failed]


me: makcik baru sampai hari ni ke?
makcik itu: haah, pakcik drive
me: wah, laratnye. kalau saya nak drive jauh2 tak dapatlah kot. Saya tak boleh jalan jauh, tak larat.
makcik: dah biasa
me: hehe, saya tak biasa. tak berapa gemar jalan jauh. Terrengganu tu jauh la


And then I wonder, apsalla makcik ni reject aku? Komfemla kan, makcik tu punya anak bangsa duduk bawak tetek emak. komfem makcik tu takut anak die tak balik kampung selalu.


Takpelah makcik, ambikla nak makcik tu, susukanlah die puas-puas ye.


I wonder if these makcik like people to kiss their ass. Oh kau tipu pon takpe nak, janji kau cakap bende yang makcik nak dengar. Not that I am not good in lying but tahap nak cakap bende yang makcik nak dengar itu adalah tidak dapat dicapai oleh akalku.


So most of the time, I just remain to keep quiet and smile.


But thank God, I get along quite well with tetek's mother. Mungkinkah disebabkan anak-anak mereka talk craps juga? Hehe


Itu sudah pasti.

PMS Impression

I get so many impression of what I do online

1. That I am a photography student because I seemed to take a lot of pictures of myself - Haha! I am a self worshiping person that explains the picture and hell no, I have no seni at all.
   



2. 2. That I am a red devil because I love red. WTF la kan? I don't know who the hell is this guy but he must be stupid for mixing me up for other girls. Dahla tukan dia ni sukala nak paste dekat aku ayat-ayat yang diquote from famous person.I mean he discuss Freud theory with me. Like..whatttttttttttttt??
   



3. That I am not much a talker because I only to reply in few words for reply. I am sorry, but they can't blame me for such act since their message were pretty boring that I only have the heart to reply them in few words. Heh
   



4. That I am that transparent and if they really know me. Sheesh,this blog only contain less than 13% about me so please don't speculate. I had enough of people ruining my life after assuming from their knowledge of this blog. Thank you and fuck off, pretty please?
   



5. That I am a getik girl because I write in such way. Ok, maybe that is true tapi kau pahal tak puas hati kalau aku getikla bodohhhhhh?
   



6. That I am a lesbian because I err..err. . manja-manja with lots of girls. So what if I am a lesbian? It doesn't concern any of your asses. No. I don't feel like hearing any preach. Kau simpan saja untuk saudara mara kau di masa hadapan. TQ
   
   

God, PMS is such a bitchlah!
Mana baskin aku sekarangggggggggggggggggggggg?

Epy!

Yeay! Yesterday was the day when I set a date with epy. She looked wayyy thinner than before [kesan pemakanan hati yang sempurna] which made me appeared fat. Benci tau :(.


But what made me happy was when she finished her ramen when after all this while, she never finish eating anything! Aku yang end up habiskan makanan dia selalunya.


" Aku tengok muka kau terus lalu makan ok"


Yeay babe, I was happy to hear that. I mean, camanela badan kurus boobs besar. Ala-ala dolly partonla plak kang kau :P.


But really, I mean, I did not even finish my unatama don and she ada hati to ajak me to go and eat something else. Apakah ini? Tekak neraka kah kamu?


Anyway, she always menjadi dialah. Blur yang kiut.


epy: babe, cupcake yang kau order tu sedap ke takla?
me: sedapla.. nak orderke? aku ordekan nak?


epy: hihi. nakla. eh..dia boleh lukis design apa-apa je kan?
me: bolehhh,cakapla design apa kau nak, dia buatla nanti.


epy :bestnye!!bolehla suruh dia lukis muka aku!
me: muka kau??


epy: yela, dah aku yang nak makan, mestila lukis muka aku
me: ha, kau gile ke? ingat senang ke nak lukis muka kau atas kapkek?


epy: oh tak boleh ye? alaaa *buat muka kecewa.



Boleh?


But it was all nice, terai terai kasut, terai baju, terai sepit rambut and bla..bla..
And ended with the two of us membawa a packet of big apple donut. Hihi.


Kami chenta kolesterol!

Monday ramblings

I have few things to say but the elaboration might take some of your time but who cares. This is Monday anyway.

1. I just finished watching shopgirl. I anticipate that it would be a comedy since the naked guy [steve martin ke apa tah nama dia] acted in that movie along with claire danes but it was nothing funny about it. It did make me laughed though because it shows how stupid women could me. Like me of course. Saw it coming but stay coz you want to make believe. And of course, antara lelaki yang ada private jet dan lelaki busuk yang mahu menggunakan plastik biasa sebagai kondom, yang manakah satu pilihan hati?



2. Went to pasar malam on friday night, not on my area but in my boss area. Don't ask me whylah aku pegi pasar malam dekat situ but I found 2 things that made me squeal
   
   
   
   
   Gula-gula arnab and gula-gula susu. I looove them both. Gula-gula arnab is so special coz you can eat the outer kulit, same like this one sweet which I call gula-gula udang coz of the prawn pic on the wrapper. And ohhhhhhhhhhh, gula-gula susu pelbagai perisa. I love them but the latest version is not that nice sebab it's too rapuh and lembut. Not nice to suck lama-lama.
   
   
   Got myself a jagung bakar too, with nasi tomato. Wanted to buy rangka ayam but gila tamak pulak nanti. I just love pasar malam.




3. Went to see the tetek [but nikkit and keirun onlyla] on sat at hartamas. Sheesh I hate that place sebab it's crowded which is weird coz 3 years ago that place is like my second kitchen after dapur dekat hillpark. I am having the i-am-oldernow-rotting-homely syndrome.
   
   
   Anyway, asked nikkit how was their bangkok trip. It was a blast, no doubtlah kan. And they will be going back to bangkok this Aug for Gwen concert. Gwen yew bunnies!! But, I am to broke to go okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.Babilah!
   
   
   On the merrier part, azam my ex passed nikkit my birthday present. A Jim Thompson bag
   
   
   
   I love butterfly especially colourful butterfly!
   
   
   
   Honestly I don't know who is this guy.
   
   
   
   But the bag was fab!
   
   
   Awak kalau baca, kite sukeeeeeeeeeeee bag tu. Boleh bawak gi kelas yeay! Like I told teteks many many years ago, this was the only guy who I dated yang tak kesah lansung pergi 3 shopping complex dalam 1 hari selama 2 hari berturut-turut.



4. I always had crush on celebrity but never really give a shit if they got married but few days ago my boss told me steven gerrard got married and I felt my heart was being stabbed.Like stab! stab! Blood splattered.
   
   
   Oh no. Gerrard is married!! [what about meee*echo in head]
   
   
   And today I read about it in the newspaper, and can't help saying "Ceh, takdela lawa sangat and haha she's taller than him"
   
   
   Sour grapes sial. Gila poyo aku.I mean I know I am poyo but not till this extent. Sheesh.
   
   
   
   
5. Got a futsal tournament coming up in Aug and my tummy is so bulat, don't let me start talking about my butt.
   
   
   Gilalah. Howla to play like this?
   
   
   Perhaps I should stop taking sweet stuff that kononnya nampak harmless sebab kecik and start exercising seriously.
   
   
   That was really easy to said but so susah to do it. Shit.
   Not as simple as typing it. Gila susah ok nak bangun and lari-lari. Hoh!
   I wish my life is simple coz I appreciate simple things in life
   
   
   Err.. do i?
   
   
   Ok. I take that back.
   
   

Ok. Done. Back to work now.