Pamlah Taik Sendiri

*Note:This entry contains explicit words which will be seemed as a bit gross to some readers.So sape yang penggeli jgn baca,ok?*


Had a girls night out last night.As usual when we hang out together, mesti akan ada mata-mata memandang pasal kitorang bising tak hengat punya.Hoh, buat macam kedai mamak sendiri la plak.But hey, that's the traits, aku pon tak taula bila nak hilang.But yeah, as usual I enjoyed myself.Was feeling blue last night and I told Nik about it.She said "Ahh,takdenye kau rase sedih lepas ni.Kata dah jumpa setan-setan tu seme.Takde masenye kau nak sedih-sedih". How true! Cuma agak marah pasal aku kene balik and budak-budak ni continue lepak kat rumah Tina sambil tgk crite Filipina.Hoh!


Hari ni aku nak komplen pasal sivik minded bile gunakan toilet.Aku rasa orang Malaysia ni patut diajar camne nak pam tandas.We have to share toilets with other workers from other company kat sini sbb yelah, satu floor satu toilet which to me is not a big deal.Tapi yang buat aku menyirap tu ialah adela orang-orang bodoh yang tak tau camne nak flush.Hoi kamonla, pandai berak, pandaila pam taik sendiri.Ingat orang lain ni apa,nak tolong pamkan taik kau?Uhh, tau geli konon dengan taik sendiri sampai tak nak pam.Kalau geli jgnla berak, tak pon pakai je pampers. Same thing happen dekat Syed semalam, which happen to be a unisex toilet.Aku tak tau apsal, tapi aku tak suke unisex toilet.Terasa concious kjap.Anyway, was having sakit perut yg melampau so I went to the toilet tapi hoh!masuk-masuk je the toilet bowl tu penuh dgn kaler kuning-kuning.Pastu ade bende-bende sket kat atas lantai.Dari aku sakit perut je terus rasa nak muntah.Sial betulla!Tapi sebab dah tak thn sgt terpaksala aku tutup mata, flush and simbah-simbah air dekat lantai tu.Tengok, Syed patut bayar aku tau sebab aku dah cuci toilet die.Bodohla diorang ni!


Apa kata diorang-diorang yang tak reti nak basuh taik sendiri ni, kita pegi rumah dia and berak sesuka hati mcm kat ruang tamu die ke, kat dapur die ke lepas tu blah je?Haaa, baru tau.Marah kan?Apala susah sgt nya tu?Lupa?Kalau lupa, sebelum nak kuar tu jelingla sket.Tapi tak logikla kalau lupa.Takkan benda tu pon lupa?Ntah-ntah basuh berak pon lupa kot?


Okla, geli pulak aku.Kang ade jugak yang tak makan seminggu kang.Oklah, di hari sabtu yang sux ini, aku nak berpura-pura buat kerja sambil tunggu kol 12.30.Lepas tu nak pegi Dila Tugi kawin.So people,tata!Mwah!


Have a good weekend!

Fat and Angry

I had a fat dinner last night, actually it was not just last night it happened the night before and the night before that..well, in fact I had a fat dinner for the whole week and also for the week before that.Uh, that's bad because I'm supposed to watch what I eat and do push up before I snooze. Not just that I skipped the push up part but I also I failed to remember that I'm supposed to go to gym. Now, frown with me. But who can resist the burger tepi jalan, to be precise special burger where they wrap the meat with egg and with extra so-not-non-fat mayo that it dripped when you start eating it.And uh, with extra cheese that was so cheesy that I just can't explain how appetizing it tasted. I totally swoon when my mouth got the first bite. Had to drove along the way to section 2 despite it was already 11 p.m.See what I mean? Totally a fat dinner on such time, late night. Ahhhhhh.


Talking about section 2, Thank God they had removed the stalls there to other location or else to find a parking there would be next to impossible. I nearly hit someone on his head at that place once and it was all because of the bloody parking. There was the "P" sticker sticked on my car indicated that I was obviously a moron when it comes to drive a car, leave alone to park that time. So I was getting my assignment bind somewhere at one of the shop when I found a motorcycle being parked very very close to my car. I tried to ask around so that the owner would remove his vehicle who at that time pretended not to admit that it's his bike which he was probably waiting for some entertainment to happen. Well, I did my best to reverse safely without hitting his motorcycle but I sucked at doing that and still suck doing it. I was thinking, fine I can still try since I still got plenty of time to waste but not until I see some men started to laughed as if aku ni dibayar untuk melawak bersama kereta. Hey marilah saksikan, seorang awek membadutkan diri bersama keretanya! Kelakar sangatla tu kan nampak aku terkial-kial nak reverse kete. Bukannya nak tolong.Babi! A guy was saying, "Come onla,orang lain pon bawak kete, tapi takdela sampai camni".It was a hot day and that remark was not helping at all. I lost my temper that I was thinking to come out from the car and whack those men with the umbrella that I used to put on my back sit. As I was about to reach for my umbrella I thought of something else.Ah, baik aku langgar je motor tu, mesti diorang menggelupur, baru puas hati aku.Hohohoh! So I just switched my gear to reverse and pushed my pedal hard.Hah!It did hit the motorcycle, all right, not only that particular motorcycle but also other two motorcycles beside it. As that happen, I saw two the of the men who were laughing their ass started to rise up and began shouting "Hoi!!" and quickly come to rescue their bike which I replied with "I dun fucking care!!". With that I quickly drive off. I was not sure whether they were after me or not but if they did, hah!Aku tak takutla wey, Shah Alam kawasan aku.Berlagak sial aku, tapi tula sape soh naikkan darah aku.Hohohohoho!


Yup, I do have bad temper but I'm trying my best to control it. Every time when I'm about to lost my temper I will try to think calmly tapi banyak kalila gagal.Maybe I should put extra effort to control my temper and also to control what I eat. I better mark my words if I dun want to end up as some grumpy and fat old woman later on.


Tiba-tiba teringat dekat Kak Normah and Makcik Selvi. Two people with the same resemblance, the most two scariest people alive back in STF. Adakah aku akan begitu?


Uh, sangatla tak nak,ok. Scary.

Vanity Fair

I used to be fat, maybe not so fat but still..fat and plain. At that point of time, I was almost barely discernible. My self esteem was low and it hurt not to be notice by people. It hurt when only to be seen as the messenger to my other friends. It hurts to feel insignificant. So, after school I resolute to do something about it.


Sometimes my relatives and friends ask me why issit I have to be so vain. Like, I would put on my make up even on going to the hypermarket or to the wet market. Hey, to me even I'm not blessed with good looks or vulupcious body but nice appearance will simply make my day. It give me self esteem, plus you'll never know who you gonna meet ;). During my uni days, my guy friends always teased me about my appearance it's like "Chics, kau nak pegi mana pakai camni.Kau nak mengorat Zaidi ke?" Heh, do I care? No.


You see, to me woman must always look stunning. Even if you're married or even you're blessed with 6 children. It's distressing to see when a woman got married to someone and start to overlook their appearance. They said "Alah, aku dah ade husband, buat apa nak cantik-cantik,bukan nak mengorat sesape pon".But then when their husband tend to put on weight or dress sloppily they would complain. Or even worst when their man starts to cultivate extra attention to other woman they'll accuse their husband for not being loyal and get pissed off. God created human to appreciate beauty, no matter either they are born with dick or not. It's not the guy fault if they look at other woman when their own wife does not give her best shot to look desirable for her own spouse. It's exactly the same for us woman to drool over married sexy guys such as Brad Pit and George Clooney[am not sure if he's married but who cares] although I must say old people are not my fancy. You know what, it awe me to see a woman who look beautiful yet have like 4 kids as if they are still unattached. Even I as a girl, think that it is something incredible. So to my friends who already tied the knot or for brides to be, I hope you girls will stay beautiful and astounding as they way you are. Don't lose it just because of some rocks on your finger.


So no matter how you think how ugly your are, just dress up aptly coz being in that state will definitely make you feel good about yourself. And it doesn't hurt to look nice. What for you work your ass out 24/7 for some freaking company but at the end you can't feel good about yourself. Give it a go and you'll know what I mean.


Anyway[Nik, pinjam ye,hihih], pardon me for my vainness. I'm a Pisces so blame it on my horoscope.Hehehe.

Moon and Stars

I am going to enroll a class on how to make fondant cake.Yeah, you know those cakes for wedding and engagements.Why?Because I like cooking and baking and hey, I can make money with that. Plus, I need to do something with my life that I really like.Was thinking to pursue my master but OZ it's kinda not dekat and someone will be pouting his lips if I really go there but that thing is still under consideration.You know, I'm not suprised if I'll get soo fat one day coz I have a very bad temper and when it comes to my bad day, I will cook as many dishes as I can.Weird huh?But true.


I was thinking last night since I was alone.Why is that when it comes to courting, mengurat and wooing, one will be extremely sweet and nice that he or she will put his[let it be a 'he' ok?, but this doesn't mean it only happened to man] best effort to win the other party heart.He will definetely do everything namely sweet talking, sending flowers and chocolate and even stalking, not to mention to promise the moon and the stars i.e "I will make you happy" or "You'll never be alone anymore".Ha!But, what always happen is when things get comfortable, he will forget all the things he used to say.I mean,hey..She's in love with him like truly madly and deeply so what could go wrong?Nothing!I'm superman and surely my girlfriend will never leave me even I treated her like shit.Ha!Guess what?This sounded harsh and pathethic but wait till it happen to you.Anyway, why don't this people treated their partner the same as if it's the first day as a couple?Is that so hard to do?I mean, as days go by, the love should grow and the feeling also should grow.Oh,I forget, we are Malaysian and we are not supposed to show affection.Silly me!


I had a friend who treated her boyfriend like shit.I mean she yelled at her boyfriend in front of everybody and even slapped him in front of me once.I mean, what was that??As if the guy hasn't got any feeling and dignity.But she told me that she couldn't live without her boyfriend.Uh, she should get used to it coz I think sooner or later with that kind of tamparan maut, it is not impossible for the guy to mati kene tampar.And I have also see my guy friend treated their gf like shit.He's like "Yang, apsal baju I komot ni.U ni bongokla..Kan I cakap suruh iron betul-betul!Kalau macam ni baik tak payah iron"and went complaining on and on. I mean, come on, she's your girlfriend,not your maidla.The question of the day is why is this happening?Apa masalahnye?And kenapa bila the other party rasa bosan he/she will rasa nak marah?Salah ke rasa bosan when you're not happy?


Ok.Enuff craps.To my baby[even I tau you terlalu bz sangat sampai you takkan baca post ni], good luck for your first paper.I know you can do it.Kalau tak boleh buat, next sem tayah study kuat-kuat sangat, elok you kluar dengan I je.Hehe

Sexy Man

What is sexy?People say it's subjective.I think it's true, it does depends on people.But to me sexy does not mean to wear revealing clothes or having big boobs. To me it is more to what they did.


How do you define a sexy men?Uhhh..This I like..


Bald Clean Shaven Man


Have you see this type of man?Uh,I've seen one.I was waiting for LRT at KLCC when I saw a fair guy, who shaved off his hair and have a clean face, fair with no scar or whatever.Uh, I feel like walking to him and give him a kiss but of course I didn't do that.It just turn me on seeing this type of guy and especially when they have broad shoulder and tall.


Nice Smell


Who doesn't?I bet everybody does.But I don't like guys who wear heavy perfume as in the perfume smell so strongly that can choke me.It's like when these 'nice smell' guys passed me by I feel like walking along with them.There this once, a guy wear the same perfume as my bf,I told Paige about it and force Paige to walk faster so I can still smell the scent.Yeah, call me psycho, I dun care.


Glint


It makes me weak when I'm in my bf car and he is concentrating on his driving and for all the sudden he turn to me, giving me a glint and a warm smile.I swear I can feel my heart melting.Demm.


Holding Hands


I know it's nothing but hey, a sudden gesture of holding heart can make a guy look sexy.It's like..When you are busy browsing on a boutique, your beau come closer and hold your hand, and smile warmly.Uhh, I dunno but to me that's sexy.


A Man Who Know How To Dance


It really turns me on to see a man dance.I dunno how to describe, maybe it's the way they move their body and their expression.Dun believe me?Try watch Usher or just go to your local club.


Fold Sleeves


When a man wear his working shirt and fold his sleeves, never fail to get my attention.I know it's stupid but somehow I find it sexy.Well, call me a freak or whatever but yeah, it turns me on.


Passionate


It's sexy allright to see a guy who is passionate in everything he do, but there is an exception.For a guy who is tooooo passionate doing whatever he's doing untill neglecting other things or other people is not sexy ok.But if he is the type that have focused on what he did like when he plays, he put his whole heart in it and when he works he give his best effort, that is a turn on.


A Guy Wearing Your Towel, In Your Room


Enuff said.


But you see, all this won't mean anything if you hardly spent time with that person.Setakat tengok and ingat je buat apa.


Buat, yeah, life is more than just spending time with that special someone.That person can always wait.Ok, aku dah lari topik.I dun want to heat things up on this beautiful Tuesday, so I shall stop here.Anyway, tell me what are the things that you think sizzle..sexy??


P.S:To "the sender is not important", thank you for the flowers and the chocolate, you can stop flattering me now.But yeah, thanks for making my day.