Selamat pagi.
Penah dapat tonsilitis? I penah, takla banyak kali tapi penah. Macam hari ni, tonsil I sangat bengkak dan nak telan air liur pon susah. Dia macam ni tau, tiap kali I stress dan tak cukup rehat, I mesti kene tonsil. Mana tak stress you client I banyak songel lepas tu semenjak dua menjak ni badan I sakit-sakit. Nak kata I keje sebagai penebang kayu tak jugak, I pon tak paham. Dulu penah kene sampai tekak I bernanah. Sakit gile ok. Tu yang dari 45 kg terus turun 36 kg dalam masa 1 minggu tu. Sekarang badan pon dah panas tapi I tak boleh cuti sebab hari ni I ada meeting and kerja I berlambak. Kalau I cuti siapa nak siapkan kerja I.Besok pon tak boleh sebab I kene pergi Putrajaya ada client meeting.Tak boleh kensel, nanti susah nak reschedule.
I memang suke berpoye-poye tapi bila I bekerja I buat betul-betul sebab I percaya "give the very best in everything you do" .Sebab tulah bila berpoye-poye I berpoye-poye dengan bersungguh-sungguh, sampai tak nak balik and kene marah.Hehe
Tapi pagi tadi lagi stress. Mak I cakap dia mungkin nak duduk Jakarta sepanjang bulan puasa. Ayah I teringin nak makan masakan Malaysia masa bulan puasa. Habislah I, matilah nak kemas rumah, nak masak and nak pegi keje. Tapi rasanya I makan dalam kete je sebab jalan Damansara ni memang macam celako. Macam taun lepaslah, mak I pegi Jakarta jugak.Huru-hara ok.Sampai I deman-demam.
Lepas tu bertambah-tambah stress bila memikirkan entah-entah ayah I nak suruh kitorang sefamily berhari raya dekat Jakarta lagi.Tak naklah, tak best lansung.Tak acila.I dah tempah baju raya yang vogue the vast ok. Nanti jadi macam tahun lepas, pakai sluar pendek je sambil tengok HBO di pagi raya.Lepas tu petang pegi rumah Pak Yusa, driver ayah lepas tu makan makanan raya Indonesia. Tak bestlah, I nak rendang minang nenek I.Kejila pemikiran-pemikiran sebegini.
Tahi. Tiba-tiba rasa tak best.
Oklah you all.I nak check email I skejap.
You all buatlah keje rajin-rajin.
Tata [I tak boleh bagi muah muah nanti berjangkit kat you all]
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Luapan Amukan
Yeeee..Perasan tak aku dah lama tak mengamuk? Hahahaha.Guess what. Today is going to be the day I am going to make my luapan amukan. Sorry lah. Aku ingat nak tepon ag, tapi aku rasa dia tak larat dah nak layan crite crite amuk aku ni,so here it goes.
1. Bodoh punye client. Bukan clientla tapi HR die. Kalau kau tak baca email aku cakap jelah, janganla nak tipu-tipu.Sebab engkaula 12 candidate aku tak dapat pegi interview sekarang position tu dah close. Maknanya aku tak boleh place candidate. Bodohla engkau niiiiiiiiii..malas pulak tu.Cuba cakap skang, siapa cakap melayu je yang malas? Kau ingat suara kau lembut konon aku tak marah la ye?
2. Kenapa ramai orang yang tak tau baca instruction dalam dunia ni.Kalau aku cakap aku nak skill A dengan requirement B, ikutla..Kalau kau ade requirement FGHJ tak payahla apply.Lepas tu nak marah kenapa tak terpilih. Aku belasah jugak kau ni kang.
3. Aku benci bloodsuckers. Engkau kalau rasa tak boleh nak pegi dgn gaya hidup mewah settlela dengan gaya hidup yang kau mampu. Ni tak, nak buat rumah, nak beli kete, nak itu, nak ini.Lepas tu mintak duit bapak aku la plak.Kau ingat bapak aku ni pegi keje jauh-jauh sebab nak bagi korang seme duit ke? Kau tau tak aku sedih bila bapak aku keje jauh, aku rindu bapak aku. Ada ke korang pedulik, haa lepas tu bila bapak aku balik tiba-tiba nampak je muka sesekor. Hoih, mak aku pon dah bertaun tak tuka kete tau, pakai je kete buruk tu.Aku ni haaaaaaa..lagila sekarang takde kete dah, bagi adik aku pakai. Taikla korang ni.
4. Dah nak raya tapi perut aku buncit jugak.Macamana la niii..Baru ingat nak jogging tapi puasa la pulak.Nak buat sit up macam tak dapat sebab dah dua hari kaki aku sakit.Apa ntah yang aku buat weekends ni.Haaa..cakap pasal raya ad eke mak aku suruh aku bagi duit araya dekat bloodsuckers?Hoih..Apahal?????????????????????????
5. Okla.baik aku benti seblum boss aku plak yang buat luapan amukan.
Dah.tata
1. Bodoh punye client. Bukan clientla tapi HR die. Kalau kau tak baca email aku cakap jelah, janganla nak tipu-tipu.Sebab engkaula 12 candidate aku tak dapat pegi interview sekarang position tu dah close. Maknanya aku tak boleh place candidate. Bodohla engkau niiiiiiiiii..malas pulak tu.Cuba cakap skang, siapa cakap melayu je yang malas? Kau ingat suara kau lembut konon aku tak marah la ye?
2. Kenapa ramai orang yang tak tau baca instruction dalam dunia ni.Kalau aku cakap aku nak skill A dengan requirement B, ikutla..Kalau kau ade requirement FGHJ tak payahla apply.Lepas tu nak marah kenapa tak terpilih. Aku belasah jugak kau ni kang.
3. Aku benci bloodsuckers. Engkau kalau rasa tak boleh nak pegi dgn gaya hidup mewah settlela dengan gaya hidup yang kau mampu. Ni tak, nak buat rumah, nak beli kete, nak itu, nak ini.Lepas tu mintak duit bapak aku la plak.Kau ingat bapak aku ni pegi keje jauh-jauh sebab nak bagi korang seme duit ke? Kau tau tak aku sedih bila bapak aku keje jauh, aku rindu bapak aku. Ada ke korang pedulik, haa lepas tu bila bapak aku balik tiba-tiba nampak je muka sesekor. Hoih, mak aku pon dah bertaun tak tuka kete tau, pakai je kete buruk tu.Aku ni haaaaaaa..lagila sekarang takde kete dah, bagi adik aku pakai. Taikla korang ni.
4. Dah nak raya tapi perut aku buncit jugak.Macamana la niii..Baru ingat nak jogging tapi puasa la pulak.Nak buat sit up macam tak dapat sebab dah dua hari kaki aku sakit.Apa ntah yang aku buat weekends ni.Haaa..cakap pasal raya ad eke mak aku suruh aku bagi duit araya dekat bloodsuckers?Hoih..Apahal?????????????????????????
5. Okla.baik aku benti seblum boss aku plak yang buat luapan amukan.
Dah.tata
Shine and sparkle, Lindsay!
I am thinking to make an appointment with my dentist. Her name is Dr.Sharina. Haha. How weird is that?
Considering going for scaling. And maybe later polishing. You know, I was watching parent trap where they had small version of Lindsay Lohan. Freckled face, small boobs, chipped yellowish teeth but walla today she's a bomb with flashing white teeth that make me drool for her.
The problem is..I'm kinda scared of the idea going to the dentist. You know all gadgets that they used. Especially the cleaning gadget, the one that make the "tttzzzzz" sound as they polish or drill your teeth, the same time your lips tremble because that horrifying machine is damn hot too. Possibility to get your luscious lips burn is there. You might have clean looking teeth but what's the purpose if your lips look like some burn fish lips. Think Melanie Griffith and her wrinkles [aah] and imagine the blood..after you gargle..Uhhhh.Scary.
By the way, do you guys have this campaign in primary, where the school invited dentist and nurses to teach you how to brush your teeth? Hah, I tell you, I was amazed by the big teeth replica rather than what they taught us. It's like woow..can I touch them? Anyway, when I think of it now, it's kind of disgusting. I mean you sat next to your crush and brushed your teeth together while giggling with your girlfriend on the other side. How cool is that? I still remember my toothbrush, it's red with soft bristles.
During secondary, I love it when the dentist visited the school because it meant that we can skip class and haha the whole period after that. Still can remember they used this brownish card with teeth diagram, some marked with "x". Never know what did that meant until now. I was also fascinated with braces. I used to think that people with colourful braces were cool. Like, hah I'm sooo cool, I have silver teeth that made me look like terminator. I even begged my mom to get me braces but she said I don't need them. I even begged her harder during my asasi years after my friend, Sarah told me that her dentist was such a cutie. Yet, I failed again.
I also think that people with prominent fangs are cool. Not cool actually but sexy.
I think being a dentist is something difficult. Not the study [of coursela the study part is difficult] but the part when you have to inspect people mouth. Hoh, what if that person has bad breath or rotten teeth? Oh no. If I become a dentist a lot of people are going to suffer. Big time. I mean how could you let an accident prone chic like me handle your teeth. I might drill your gums accidentally. So be thankful for that, ok people?
Nyway, should I or should I not allow that frightful machine gets near my mouth?
What if that doctor turned out to be like me?
It would be an excruciating experience isn't it but ..on the other side..think..Lindsay Lohan..
Hmm..tricky.
Considering going for scaling. And maybe later polishing. You know, I was watching parent trap where they had small version of Lindsay Lohan. Freckled face, small boobs, chipped yellowish teeth but walla today she's a bomb with flashing white teeth that make me drool for her.
The problem is..I'm kinda scared of the idea going to the dentist. You know all gadgets that they used. Especially the cleaning gadget, the one that make the "tttzzzzz" sound as they polish or drill your teeth, the same time your lips tremble because that horrifying machine is damn hot too. Possibility to get your luscious lips burn is there. You might have clean looking teeth but what's the purpose if your lips look like some burn fish lips. Think Melanie Griffith and her wrinkles [aah] and imagine the blood..after you gargle..Uhhhh.Scary.
By the way, do you guys have this campaign in primary, where the school invited dentist and nurses to teach you how to brush your teeth? Hah, I tell you, I was amazed by the big teeth replica rather than what they taught us. It's like woow..can I touch them? Anyway, when I think of it now, it's kind of disgusting. I mean you sat next to your crush and brushed your teeth together while giggling with your girlfriend on the other side. How cool is that? I still remember my toothbrush, it's red with soft bristles.
During secondary, I love it when the dentist visited the school because it meant that we can skip class and haha the whole period after that. Still can remember they used this brownish card with teeth diagram, some marked with "x". Never know what did that meant until now. I was also fascinated with braces. I used to think that people with colourful braces were cool. Like, hah I'm sooo cool, I have silver teeth that made me look like terminator. I even begged my mom to get me braces but she said I don't need them. I even begged her harder during my asasi years after my friend, Sarah told me that her dentist was such a cutie. Yet, I failed again.
I also think that people with prominent fangs are cool. Not cool actually but sexy.
I think being a dentist is something difficult. Not the study [of coursela the study part is difficult] but the part when you have to inspect people mouth. Hoh, what if that person has bad breath or rotten teeth? Oh no. If I become a dentist a lot of people are going to suffer. Big time. I mean how could you let an accident prone chic like me handle your teeth. I might drill your gums accidentally. So be thankful for that, ok people?
Nyway, should I or should I not allow that frightful machine gets near my mouth?
What if that doctor turned out to be like me?
It would be an excruciating experience isn't it but ..on the other side..think..Lindsay Lohan..
Hmm..tricky.
Monday, September 26, 2005
Cinderella man
Sunday. 12.00,home
Ag: Tengok Cinderella man ye?
Me: Russel crow kan? Best ke?
Ag: Best, ala you kan suke Cinderella.
Me: Humm..Ok.
Sunday, 4.00, GSC lobby, One Utama
Ag: Flight plane pon best,. Minggu depan kite tengok ye.
Me: Ala, tak nakla.Cite typical thiller Hollywood. Nak tengok duke of hazard. Nak tengok bontot Jessica Simpson [macamlah tak typical kan..] .
Ag: Eee,,taknaklah.
Me: Ala, tak acila, nak kene tengok cite you je.
Ag: Eh, hari ni crite you apa? Crite Cinderella. Russel Crow plak tu.
Me: Eleh, dia yang nak tengok pastu cakap I. *Pout*
Ag: Yelah,yelah.Minggu depan tengok Duke of Hazardlah. Dah jangan merajuk lagi.
Me:Hihihi
Sunday, GSC cinema, One Utama
Ag:*Staring at a poster* Hah, 20 September keluar crite Goal [Siapalah yang gatal buat crite ni?]. Kene tengok ni by.
Me:Hah? Goal? Macam tak best je. Lagipun tu pasal Newcastle, you sebagai peminat Liverpool mana bleh tengok, macam betray ok.
Ag: Manade, tengok je bukan apa, lagipon lambat lagi. Takpe minggu depan tengok crite Flighplane kay?
Pandainye bf aku twist keadaan. Tapi nasib baik comel.
I am fond of Russell Crow movies. He doesn't usually star in plain dim wits movie. I mean in role wise. My heart melted for him since I saw his astounding performance in beautiful mind. Oh my, I wish I'm Jennifer Connelly so I can hug him and say "Sweetie, crazy or not, I will always be with you".Haha. Apart from that I love Reene Zelwegger too. She might not be that darn pretty but her choice in choosing a role is excellent. Remember Bridget Jones and that movie starring Tom Cruise [Shit, I can't recall the name].So imagine, two star with pouty lips starred in a romantic oh-my- I-so-wanna-get married-now kinda movie...Or not.
Cinderella man is nothing like Cinderella. No ugly stepsisters' scene except full of ugly blood spitting fight scenes. I spent 1/2 of the movie covering my face with my shawl. I mean how could anyone see Russel Crow got beaten up till all his finger bones broke into pieces and witness how the whole family survive in poverty. Like real poor ok, till the extent he had to beg for 19 dollar just to get all his children back.
If you are cry baby or in a nicer words, have a very very delicate heart [like me] bring lots of tissue. And no dear, they don't have mice and that pumpkin which can transform into a nice carriage.
Despite my disappointment, I must say it's a must watch movie.
Go Abang Russell!!
Ag: Tengok Cinderella man ye?
Me: Russel crow kan? Best ke?
Ag: Best, ala you kan suke Cinderella.
Me: Humm..Ok.
Sunday, 4.00, GSC lobby, One Utama
Ag: Flight plane pon best,. Minggu depan kite tengok ye.
Me: Ala, tak nakla.Cite typical thiller Hollywood. Nak tengok duke of hazard. Nak tengok bontot Jessica Simpson [macamlah tak typical kan..] .
Ag: Eee,,taknaklah.
Me: Ala, tak acila, nak kene tengok cite you je.
Ag: Eh, hari ni crite you apa? Crite Cinderella. Russel Crow plak tu.
Me: Eleh, dia yang nak tengok pastu cakap I. *Pout*
Ag: Yelah,yelah.Minggu depan tengok Duke of Hazardlah. Dah jangan merajuk lagi.
Me:Hihihi
Sunday, GSC cinema, One Utama
Ag:*Staring at a poster* Hah, 20 September keluar crite Goal [Siapalah yang gatal buat crite ni?]. Kene tengok ni by.
Me:Hah? Goal? Macam tak best je. Lagipun tu pasal Newcastle, you sebagai peminat Liverpool mana bleh tengok, macam betray ok.
Ag: Manade, tengok je bukan apa, lagipon lambat lagi. Takpe minggu depan tengok crite Flighplane kay?
Pandainye bf aku twist keadaan. Tapi nasib baik comel.
I am fond of Russell Crow movies. He doesn't usually star in plain dim wits movie. I mean in role wise. My heart melted for him since I saw his astounding performance in beautiful mind. Oh my, I wish I'm Jennifer Connelly so I can hug him and say "Sweetie, crazy or not, I will always be with you".Haha. Apart from that I love Reene Zelwegger too. She might not be that darn pretty but her choice in choosing a role is excellent. Remember Bridget Jones and that movie starring Tom Cruise [Shit, I can't recall the name].So imagine, two star with pouty lips starred in a romantic oh-my- I-so-wanna-get married-now kinda movie...Or not.
Cinderella man is nothing like Cinderella. No ugly stepsisters' scene except full of ugly blood spitting fight scenes. I spent 1/2 of the movie covering my face with my shawl. I mean how could anyone see Russel Crow got beaten up till all his finger bones broke into pieces and witness how the whole family survive in poverty. Like real poor ok, till the extent he had to beg for 19 dollar just to get all his children back.
If you are cry baby or in a nicer words, have a very very delicate heart [like me] bring lots of tissue. And no dear, they don't have mice and that pumpkin which can transform into a nice carriage.
Despite my disappointment, I must say it's a must watch movie.
Go Abang Russell!!
Friday, September 23, 2005
Husband snatcher
You know something, my flowery day suddenly turned to stormy day.
I got a called just now from a friend. We are not that closed but still friend. Before this every time we had a conversation she would not forget to asked me this question
"Chics, kau ade lelaki tak nak kenalkan dekat aku"
Hoih, kau ingat aku ni ibu ayam ke ape?
The first time she called after meeting somewhere in a club was around 3 years back. She was crying. Apparently her boyfriend left her for another woman. And the woman even have the guts to call her to say how much she loves my friend boyfriend. Since then she's boyfriendless and kept nagging me to find him a boyfriend. Maybe she forgot that I'm working for employment company not match making agency.
Anyway, last month, things started to change. She's seeing someone new. From her description, this guy is handsome, charismatic and just came back from overseas, his type of guy. The problem is he's happily married with three kids, the eldest is standard four. Well.. the problem only occurred to me because she found there's nothing wrong with that even he's happily, I repeat happily married. I don't know what to say but I told her I was not fond with the idea but it's her life so she decide.
Anyway, she called me just now saying there are soooooooo in love like big red heart with thumping thumping sound. Usually when my friends calling me saying they are madly in love I couldn't be happier but today, I feel like my body is going to explode, not in orgasmic way but in heated way. Now she is confused on where she stand, because like every other girl, she want a happy ending.
She: Apa aku nak buat ni?
Me: Asked him where you stand.
She: Ala , kalau dia tinggalkan aku?
Me: If he's not sincere sooner or later it's going to happen. He's married remember? Bahagia plak tu. Wife dia tak tahu kan?
She: Chics, janganlah macam tu. Kau tak kesian ke dekat aku?
Me: *Sigh* Kesian tapi aku lagi kesian dekat wife dia. I mean, you been in the situation before. Someone amik boyfriend kau. You know how it felt. Someone dia dah ada anak lagi.Kecik kecik plak tu.
She: Betul but semua jantan single tak boleh harap. Aku tak kira dah laki orang ke ape ke, janji aku bahagia.
She : Hum..Apa nak buat ni semua dah takdir.Qada' dan Qadar
Me: If I'm not mistaken, we can plan our destiny. You know he's married from the first time you saw him, you should have stay away.
She: Hmm..
Me: Mak kau tau tak?
She: Tau, dia sebetulnya kesahlah tapi sebab aku nak jugak dia tak kisah dah. Dia ok, Cuma dia pesan,aku kene selalu mengalah.Dia cakap, kalau jantan bujang semua tak guna, laki orang pon tak apalah. Are you not happy for me chics?
Me: No. Am not. Sorry.
WTF la wey?
If that guy can do such things to his wife, there is a possibility for him to do such things to you.
I know that we went partying together and we bitched together but for you to ask me to be in your shoes is impossible.Sorry, I might seemed like happy-party-fat-wallet-husband-snatcher-kinda-girl that have a face stating "Hey, I will get in bed with everybody" but no, am not.
I am not going to say that it's okay for you to do that because it's not but..that is your life. So you choose.
But I do pity the wife.
I got a called just now from a friend. We are not that closed but still friend. Before this every time we had a conversation she would not forget to asked me this question
"Chics, kau ade lelaki tak nak kenalkan dekat aku"
Hoih, kau ingat aku ni ibu ayam ke ape?
The first time she called after meeting somewhere in a club was around 3 years back. She was crying. Apparently her boyfriend left her for another woman. And the woman even have the guts to call her to say how much she loves my friend boyfriend. Since then she's boyfriendless and kept nagging me to find him a boyfriend. Maybe she forgot that I'm working for employment company not match making agency.
Anyway, last month, things started to change. She's seeing someone new. From her description, this guy is handsome, charismatic and just came back from overseas, his type of guy. The problem is he's happily married with three kids, the eldest is standard four. Well.. the problem only occurred to me because she found there's nothing wrong with that even he's happily, I repeat happily married. I don't know what to say but I told her I was not fond with the idea but it's her life so she decide.
Anyway, she called me just now saying there are soooooooo in love like big red heart with thumping thumping sound. Usually when my friends calling me saying they are madly in love I couldn't be happier but today, I feel like my body is going to explode, not in orgasmic way but in heated way. Now she is confused on where she stand, because like every other girl, she want a happy ending.
She: Apa aku nak buat ni?
Me: Asked him where you stand.
She: Ala , kalau dia tinggalkan aku?
Me: If he's not sincere sooner or later it's going to happen. He's married remember? Bahagia plak tu. Wife dia tak tahu kan?
She: Chics, janganlah macam tu. Kau tak kesian ke dekat aku?
Me: *Sigh* Kesian tapi aku lagi kesian dekat wife dia. I mean, you been in the situation before. Someone amik boyfriend kau. You know how it felt. Someone dia dah ada anak lagi.Kecik kecik plak tu.
She: Betul but semua jantan single tak boleh harap. Aku tak kira dah laki orang ke ape ke, janji aku bahagia.
She : Hum..Apa nak buat ni semua dah takdir.Qada' dan Qadar
Me: If I'm not mistaken, we can plan our destiny. You know he's married from the first time you saw him, you should have stay away.
She: Hmm..
Me: Mak kau tau tak?
She: Tau, dia sebetulnya kesahlah tapi sebab aku nak jugak dia tak kisah dah. Dia ok, Cuma dia pesan,aku kene selalu mengalah.Dia cakap, kalau jantan bujang semua tak guna, laki orang pon tak apalah. Are you not happy for me chics?
Me: No. Am not. Sorry.
WTF la wey?
If that guy can do such things to his wife, there is a possibility for him to do such things to you.
I know that we went partying together and we bitched together but for you to ask me to be in your shoes is impossible.Sorry, I might seemed like happy-party-fat-wallet-husband-snatcher-kinda-girl that have a face stating "Hey, I will get in bed with everybody" but no, am not.
I am not going to say that it's okay for you to do that because it's not but..that is your life. So you choose.
But I do pity the wife.
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